Nature

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Lembot_0005@lemy.lol · 73 pts · 259d (4 replies)

Birds write songs? I always thought that they just scream "I want sex! Who wants sex? Sex, sex, sex!"

fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net · 122 pts · 259d (2 replies)

Siegfried@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 258d (1 reply)

For ignorants like me, Dee Tee Eff stands for "Down To Fuck"

Nonononoki@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 258d

If you're classy, it stands for "desire to fornicate"

zqwzzle@lemmy.ca · 31 pts · 259d

For some reason we also still like shiny things so really not that different from birds.

Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip · 47 pts · 259d (3 replies)

CaptainBasculin@lemmy.bascul.in · 24 pts · 259d (1 reply)

becky lemme smash

AmbientChaos@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 259d

I can still hear the voice in my head, incredible

daw@feddit.org · 5 pts · 258d

Ben is a hoe

the_q@lemmy.zip · 38 pts · 259d
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neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 259d (8 replies)

Nine Inch Nails - Closer

Hoobastank - Inside of You

Blood Hound Gang - The Bad Touch

Blood Hound Gang - The Ballad of Chasey Lain

Jimmi Hendrix - Crosstown Traffic

...off the top of my head

Fun Fact: Jimi Hendrix - Fire is, contrary to popular belief, not about this topic. The lyrics are quite literal in nature, telling the story about how he was visiting his band mate's mothers house on new years eve and he was cold as fuck. The "Move over, rover, let Jimi take over"-line is because there was a German Sheperd in front if the fireplace.

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 259d

Jimmi Hendrix - Crosstown Traffic

Re-reading the lyrics, yeah, some of those are innuendo. But not remembering them right away, it felt like "like when i wrote "devil's haircut" i was feeling really... what's that song about?"

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 259d

Come Together is clearly about John's bukkake fetish.

CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 259d

I think we can safely say most songs are love songs.

Zwiebel@feddit.org · 3 pts · 259d

Whole Lotta Love by Led Zep

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 258d

Crosstown Traffic is such a banger

paultimate14@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 258d (1 reply)

Somehow I don't think Trent Reznor wrote "Closer" in an attempt to get laid lol.

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 257d

Might have been very horny but also very self aware.

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 258d

The country station where I'm at has been playing like 3 cuck songs on repeat for the last few weeks. Do those count?

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 259d (6 replies)

Broke : Creating music to get laid
Woke : Creating ambient music for your next BDSM session with your sex partner

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 259d (3 replies)

Okay, I've got the ambient music done. Now what?

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 259d (2 replies)
  1. have sex partner
  2. arrange your next BDSM session you usually do
  3. Press play
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 259d (1 reply)

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 259d

Sorry bro, I lucked out of it, that's why I'm teaching the advanced class, not the intro class

Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 259d (1 reply)

What if I like psycore for bdsm 🧐🤔

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 258d

you do you

Zerush@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 258d

Well...

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 259d

If I were a bird, would I be eating all of these worms?

tomiant@piefed.social · 5 pts · 259d (2 replies)

Bird's don't sing like Ian Gillan.

Edit: By the way, I was late into my thirties before I realized that the Deep Purple song "Knocking at Your Back Door" was about buttsecks.

Ooops@feddit.org · 4 pts · 259d

buttsecks

I would have guessed a different age... 😜

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 258d

Hmmm, does that mean Credence's "Lookin out my Backdoor" is about pooping?

etuomaala@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 259d

So wait, are you disparaging humans, praising humans, disparaging birds, or praising birds?

VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 259d (2 replies)

The real reason you kept singing outside of chorus and why you learned how to play the guitar in high school.

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 258d (1 reply)

I just gotta say, coming from the perspective of a woman, an epidemic lack of artistry in men has contributed to extinguishing all my hopes and dreams and wishes about finding the man of my dreams because I just wanted someone to sing & dance with me. And have found no one.

Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 258d

As a man who generally doesn't sing or dance, sorry and good luck lol

MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 258d

I also make a kick-ass nest out of twigs and leaves and such

mavu@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 258d

This is a genuine "mind blown" moment for me. I will now need some time to process this.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 258d

Thanks green Daria!

Wolf@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 258d
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