He (after he regains full consciousness) is about to launch into the most racist, conspiracy laden tirade you have ever heard in your entire life because the nurses at the dementia ward are 37 seconds late with his third serving of Jello fat free tapioca pudding. 🫡
The President of the United States of America 🫡
81 Comments
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 83 pts · 277d
extremely depressing that this is the state of our country but a very small upside is that this is solid meme potential.
Encapsulates the feeling of taking 2 benadryl after accidentally eating something cooked with crab
kelpie_returns@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 277d
Drusas@fedia.io · 4 pts · 276d
I'm so sorry that you're unable to enjoy nature's gift, the crab.
Furbag@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 276d
If nature has its way, soon we will all become crabs in beautiful carcinization. 🦀
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 276d
We are all crabs on this glorious day
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 276d
It is not nature's gift, it's nature's weird pet project that is inflicted on too much life. Stop making things crab evolution you unoriginal fuck.
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 67 pts · 277d
Anyone remember the six week political news event that wrapped around Obama wearing a beige suit and how that sullied the Office of the Presidency?
YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip · 41 pts · 277d
I 'member. How about that time he used Dijon mustard and the time he put his feet up on the Resolute Desk?
MTZ@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 277d
0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -24 pts · 276d
Was it before or after he got his Nobel peace price for war crimes?
Nalivai@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 276d
You couldn't miss the point more even if you tried
CannonFodder@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 276d
(I think they tried)
verdantbanana@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 277d
trump rocking the 'blowing bill look'
MTZ@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 277d
SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world · 16 pts · 277d
Yeah he's dreaming about Bubba whipping out that foot-long.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 277d
Murmurs: “bubba”
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 276d
And drops a snowglobe.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 276d
lepinkainen@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 276d
No need to look at the obituaries, it’s gonna be on the front page
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 276d
I’d like to think I’ll hear honking and cheering, but I live in a purple area, and it could go either way for some of my neighbors.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca · 31 pts · 276d
So this is what a puppet looks like when you pull your hand out.... Very interesting.
CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de · 30 pts · 277d
They don’t put the name tags on everything in the retirement home because the residents are so important. It’s because they forget.
Living in Florida might make you think it’s normal though what with all the retirees.
MTZ@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 277d
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 277d
If Biden is “sleepy,” then Trump is a fucking mummy.
MTZ@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 276d
percent@infosec.pub · 26 pts · 276d
Maybe we'll consider electing someone who isn't a senior citizen, next time. Three terms of the two oldest presidents in US history seems like enough.
arrow74@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 276d
Every president since Clinton except Obama have been born within 5 years of each other. We've given the same generation power for over 30 years now
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 276d
Dick Van Dyke 2028!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 277d
My kids used to make this same face when they were making a poopy in their diapers.
H3mp79@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 276d
Clearly so does POTUS
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 277d
Geriatric Donnie and his vice president, the failed Appalachian abortion.
MTZ@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 277d
pendel@feddit.org · 20 pts · 276d
First Biden now this, seems like it’s too much to ask for that the US president isn’t suffering from dementia
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 276d
Kinda hard when you keep electing presidents over 70 and then give them two terms
victorz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 276d
Especially when it's one term in between as well.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 276d
I liked the sundowning president that passed meaningful legislation, didn't consider half of Americans to be America's enemies, had no felonies, and didn't fuck kids.
But yeah, we need younger presidents.
pendel@feddit.org · 1 pts · 274d
He was no better than Trump in supporting the Gaza genocide though, war criminal like any other US president, he genuinely believed Israel are the good guys and that’s unforgivable
frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io · 13 pts · 277d
It's like being at home with dad, only dad doesn't have nuclear capabilities at his disposal
MTZ@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 277d
criss_cross@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 277d
For a second I thought he was having a stroke and got excited
MTZ@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 277d
superduperenigma@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 276d
Remember when he was straight up having a stroke on live television back on 9/11 and nobody ever fucking talked about it? Biden's well documented stutter that he's had his whole life would pop up and every single media outlet questioned his mental faculties for the next week. Trump is in public looking like this and it's just crickets:
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 276d
man...Melania is creepy AF.
village604@adultswim.fan · 3 pts · 276d
Looks like a Matrix villain.
pendel@feddit.org · 0 pts · 276d
Not to defend Trump, but Biden was geriatric af and Trump seems to be the same. They tried to sweep it under the rug with Biden as well it’s just that MAGA are so obsessed with owning the dems that they kept looking for it, and as for their beloved cheeto ofc they don’t want to see any flaws
superduperenigma@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 276d
I don't disagree that Biden was geriatric. I was more pointing out the frustrating double standard that news media has displayed in covering the two.
pendel@feddit.org · 0 pts · 276d
Ah yeah I mean there were also lots of cover ups with Biden as well but agree that the media is licking Trumps boot hard
tomiant@piefed.social · 12 pts · 276d
"And put a sign so everyone knows that I am the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. I want there to be NO confusion."
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 276d
Gotta have it on your hat and shirt, too
MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 276d
You're not supposed to wear a band shirt to the band's show, and you're really not supposed to wear a band shirt to the band's show when you're in the fucking band. Absolutely reeks of desperation.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 276d
Wait, why not? Why is that desperate and not irony or just showing that you like the band?
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 276d
Or how about this "Please be patient, I'm the president of the United States"?
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 276d
yakko@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 276d
He's reaching LLM levels of sentience in this pic
Sonor@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 276d
i would trust some random dude's ai gf over some politicians to lead a country
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online · 2 pts · 276d
Bullshit, the LLMs I prompted have more humanity than him!
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 277d
Its lump.
MTZ@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 277d
She might be dead.
El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 276d
WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org · 10 pts · 277d
Cumming is natural and nothing to be ashamed of.
What isn't natural is the small child under the table.
webp@mander.xyz · 9 pts · 276d
45-47 (years past best by date)
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 277d
looks like he's in the throes of an anal orgasm.
phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 276d
Well he ain't making it to the end of his term, for sure, but can that brain aneurysm please hurry a little? I need a president that might cause the world to survive climate change and well, there isn't much time left, if any at all
Tja@programming.dev · 9 pts · 276d
That president ain't couch fucker eyeliner boy...
oppy1984@lemdro.id · 6 pts · 276d
Dreaming of Bill....
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 276d
or Bubba the horse.
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online · 6 pts · 276d
He looks like a dead fish.
gustofwind@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 277d
It’s fitting that he’s a subhuman slave to his own handlers
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 277d
This picture is of a piece of shit too shitty even for shitposts.
rirus@feddit.org · 5 pts · 276d
Everyone can look stupid on a picture taken in the wrong moment. Its not about how trump looks on a photo, but what he does and what others do trough him.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 276d
Yeah, but he also looks like a centenarian's vagina.
PlexSheep@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 276d
He belongs in a museum
Typhoon@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 276d
History of Fascism Museum
DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 276d
He belongs in a woodchipper.
SabinStargem@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 276d
One of the few museum pieces that Indiana Jones would gladly punch, and never be put on display. Probably put it in storage by the Ark of the Covenant, just in case it needs to be melted by Yahweh's fury.
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 275d
Its just a corpse. A speaking, diaper shitting corpse
AreaKode@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 277d
Nap time is back!
MTZ@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 277d
DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 276d
All I see is a felon rapist insurrectionist pedophile on his last leg.
Hope it hurts.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 276d
You mean like a James Fridman request?
⁽ʰᵉʸ, ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵃˡᵗᵉʳ ᵐʸ ᵖⁱᶜᵗᵘʳᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ⁱᵗ ˡᵒᵒᵏˢ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ⁱ'ᵐ ˢˡᵒʷˡʸ ᵈʸⁱⁿᵍ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵈʸˢᵉⁿᵗᵉʳʸ ʷⁱᵗʰᵒᵘᵗ ᵃᶜᶜᵉˢˢ ᵗᵒ ᵃ ᵗᵒⁱˡᵉᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃᵈᵈ ᵃ ʳᵃⁿᵈᵒᵐ ˢᵗᵘᵖⁱᵈ ʰᵃᵗ⁾
viridian7@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 276d
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 276d
Again maga are hypocrites. If they bitched about bidens age they should at least acknowledge trumps.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 276d
Once you realize that they are just using whatever words they think will get what they really want, they become much easier to understand.
Also be aware that they aren't very creative and tend to just accuse others of the same horrible shit they are doing that they know could get them into a lot of trouble (or aspects of those that they support that makes them uncertain they should be supporting them).
Also, since so many others are dumb, many either believe the first accusation they hear or don't believe it but then think when it turns out that the accusers were actually doing that, that it's just more political lies coming from the other side.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 276d
Dude's so old his favorite beat is the big bang
switcheroo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 275d
So gross. 🤢