French Anatomy

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cybervseas@lemmy.world · 91 pts · 261d (4 replies)

Nah, they knew.

Klear@quokk.au · 25 pts · 260d (1 reply)

Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 260d

Hmm, Skyrim reference, or Mr. Hands?

nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 260d

You know there's a Canadian sports exec named Dick Pound?

Mr and Mrs Pound had a baby, looked at it, and said "were going to name him Richard, and he will be known as Dick. With a hard D".

Really makes you wonder.

acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 260d
daannii@lemmy.world · 78 pts · 260d (4 replies)

The artist knew exactly what they were drawing.

TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 260d (2 replies)

Exactly. I hear so many "fails" on school books from across the world. I think a lot of the time school books are not getting reviewed enough before being published, and the author will see if his/her prank fails. Sometimes, however, there is intentional propaganda being peddled.

HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 8 pts · 260d

Peddled? It’s more like galloped.

tomiant@piefed.social · 6 pts · 260d

Knights fighting snails.

cynar@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 260d

That image will stick in the mind of every school boy (and possibly girl) who sees it. That's a win for the textbook.

Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 261d

Measuring horse height in hands is oldschool, we measure it in Mr. hands now.

QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 260d (19 replies)

did you know a horses penis can be 12-24inches? Some can be over 30. This would probably rupture a humans organs.

::: spoiler NSFW educational images they have a muscle that retracts the penis into the body so it's honestly surprising to see just how big it really is

also when googling I found this image which is kinda funny to me because whoever saw it happening really spent the time drawing it manually and putting it into a book.

:::

Also, horses have really massive hearts, which is pretty cool

toynbee@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 260d

Preemptive edit: Connect keeps deleting the text of my post before I can post it and it's really annoying. As a result this might not be as articulate as I tried to make my first attempt at a response.

Where I grew up, there was a horse pasture at the end of the road. (And another at the other end, but that one was at the top of a big hill so I never really saw the horses there. I only know it was a pasture because apparently my sister had a horse there, then lost it when she started getting younger brothers.)

Once my mom was driving my brother and me somewhere, doesn't really matter where, and while she waited at the intersection adjacent to the pasture we could see, my brother and I observed a horse in an odd pose. While waiting to be able to cross traffic, she realized we were trying to figure out the horse's unusual stance and said "and that, gentlemen, is how horses pee."

Thank you for reminding me of my mother, if in an unconventional manner.

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 260d (8 replies)

That's why it's dangerous to have sex with animals. The size alone can be trained for, but you're dealing with an animal that does not understand consent. Allegedly most horse sex videos featured the animals being drugged to avoid such incidents.

Seriously, just get a horse dildo instead of sexually abusing animals. There's some evidence that they suffer from it, even if the animals can't speak of the harm they suffer.

tomiant@piefed.social · 11 pts · 260d (3 replies)

Seriously, just get a horse dildo instead of sexually abusing animals

Ok, you've convinced me.

Lawnman23@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 260d (1 reply)

QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 260d

happy cake day

Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 260d

Might I recommend the flared Chance model from Bad Dragon?

ameancow@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 260d (2 replies)
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ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 260d (1 reply)

Sexual abuse =/= injuries from sex. Animals can get PTSD-like symptoms from being forced to have sex with humans, it's just they can't speak.

ameancow@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 260d
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QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 260d

also you know how a cats tongue is like sandpaper? Well I heard a story once about a man taking advantage of a cow and apparently their tongues are the same sandpaper consistency...

I'll leave the rest up to your imagination

NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 260d (3 replies)

When they say how much a heart weighs, does that include the weight of all the blood inside it? That doesn't seem appropriate because the blood isn't part of the heart, it's actively being pumped through it.

If the blood is not included, then holy crap how is it 5 kg?

Dojan@pawb.social · 13 pts · 260d (2 replies)

I think the blood in the muscle itself is probably included but likely not the blood in the chambers.

Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 257d (1 reply)

What, your lab doesn’t make jerky out of organs before weighing them?

Dojan@pawb.social · 2 pts · 257d

Only if it’s for eating later.

SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 260d (2 replies)

Of all the NSWF things I'm not clicking, I'm not clicking this one the most

ameancow@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 260d (1 reply)
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Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 257d

If I know the video, it is mildly disturbing mostly due to the sudden death. The stallion stiffens and collapses after the mare brains him and the person filming happened to capture a lot of detail of the dying CNS including the stallion’s face.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 260d

oh lawd she commin!

neigh bitch, neigh

Taldan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 259d

This would probably rupture a humans organs

Anyone around for early '00s internet knew that already...

giraffes@kbin.earth · 23 pts · 260d (1 reply)

The horse knows what he's doing.

Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 260d

FridaySteve@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 260d (2 replies)

They missed a bone.

Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 260d (1 reply)

They missed a boner.

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 260d

No, they clearly drew a guy with hands. You could probably even call him Mr. Hands.

psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 261d (1 reply)

Horse face tells it all.

Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 260d

Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 260d

That's not a fail. That's just french.

nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 10 pts · 261d (1 reply)

I am disgusted at myself for laughing at all, much less this much, and absolutely horrified to suddenly find myself sharing it

This is despicable

Dicska@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 260d

Now imagine being the teacher, trying to proceed with the class when they first open it at this page.

solomonschuler@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 261d (4 replies)
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Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 260d (2 replies)

This time, we fill the man with horses?

Bonus@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 260d (1 reply)

Bizarro Trojan Horse

MunkyNutts@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 259d
lvxferre@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 260d
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gbzm@piefed.social · 9 pts · 260d (2 replies)

What the fuck? Its elbow is equivalent to pour wrist??

Deconceptualist@leminal.space · 22 pts · 260d (1 reply)

Yep. Morphologically, that is the horse's wrist, not its elbow. And at the end of the limb is essentially just one big toe, with the hoof being an adapted toenail.

zqwzzle@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 260d

Frjttr@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 260d

Typical horse dicked French dude.

tyo_ukko@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 259d

All jokes aside, that picture is actually very cool and informative.

BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 260d

So horses have back and front arms in French?

Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 259d

Oh I remember that video. Will never forget that grunt.