I'm bad at spelling

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Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 64 pts · 243d (14 replies)

Just say ruling class or owner class. It's easier for you to spell and easier for the average reader to understand (and accept, if they've been subjected to anti-communist propaganda).

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 25 pts · 243d

"Corpos".

Or, to use William Gibson's more current vernacular:

"Klepts".

EDIT:

Eldritch@piefed.world · 19 pts · 243d

Yep. The main reason to use bourgeoisie would be to seem smart or in discussion about materials that use it or you're French. Outside that, common native language translations are always more effective.

cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 243d (7 replies)

'Filthy parasites' also works.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 242d

"Corpo Scum."

Wrufieotnak@feddit.org · 5 pts · 242d (1 reply)

Careful there, might attract more extremist xenophobes there, same vocabulary and all...

Which is why I prefer rich assholes, billionaire idiots or people who rather prefer to destroy earth then share it.

cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 241d

I'm okay with making them suffer that cognitive dissonance.

Quill7513@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 242d (3 replies)

vampires

cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 241d (2 replies)

Except vampires at least drink the blood they steal

Quill7513@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 241d (1 reply)

hey take it up with Karl Marx, i'm not who came up with the metaphor

cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 241d

He was a Harman living in the mid 19the century! The creatures he would've meant when he said 'vampire' are barely the same as what you'd mean!

Schmoo@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 242d

We gotta bring back the term "robber barons."

Socialism_Everyday@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 243d

Or "capitalist owners" more precisely.

novibe@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 241d (1 reply)

I hate “ruling class”. It feels defeatist. Like yeah, they are the rulers what can ya do about it?

Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 241d

They are the current rulers. Rulers can be overthrown. And I think that framing it that way gives people an accurate idea of what will be required.

oculi@anarchist.nexus · 33 pts · 243d (1 reply)
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brax@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 243d

Borgussy

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 pts · 243d

It's pretty bougie to know how to spell bourgeoisie, ngl.

overkrill@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 25 pts · 243d (3 replies)

::: alt text because i dont know how to add that in a comment


(grimace sits in a deck chair on a boat in the frankly nightmarish klasky csupo ronald mcdonald adventures cartoon in which the mcdonaldland residents become kinky pirates, that itself aired in a tv show that viciously ripped off its entire concept and format from Peewee's Playhouse during the time in which Paul Reubens himself was being ostracized from public life for being a gay man. they even got mark mothersbaugh, who did the music both for Rugrats and the playhouse itself, to write the score. (satire becomes reality, spud boy?) anyway i edited the screenshot so grimace is confidently saying "burgwer Z" while captain ronald mcjack fucking sparrow and his talking dog who looks and sounds like The Gromble from aaahh real monsters look on in horror.) :::

lena@gregtech.eu · 14 pts · 243d (1 reply)

You can embed alt text in an image by putting it inside the square brackets, like this:

![alt text goes here] (https://example.com/image.jpg)
overkrill@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 242d

👍thanks screenshotting

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 243d

Americans pronouncing crossaint (kho-sant) : kwa-son!
Americans pronouncing bourgeoisie (bor djwa zee) : burgerzee

guken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 243d (2 replies)

B-our-geo-is-ie.... I spell it out as if it's a phrase. A nonsensical, incomprehensible phrase but it works 🤷🏾‍♂️

tlmcleod@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 243d (1 reply)

This is how I learned to remember to spell "together" as a small child. To-get-her. Shit works lol

snoons@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 242d

Together? I hardly know her.

Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 243d (3 replies)

Haves and not haves

Workers vs owners

Trust fund babies

Billionaires

Wealth hoarders

Today’s language actually has lots of options

Quill7513@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 242d (2 replies)
  • dragons
  • fuckheads
  • shitheels
  • oligarchs
  • problems
j5906@feddit.org · 2 pts · 242d

Guillotine lubricant

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 239d

Dragons are extremely cool magical fantasy creatures

Rich fucks are extremely real and cool as rotten dog shit

uncouple9831@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 242d
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Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 10 pts · 243d

burger-z

floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 243d

The burgeroise

snoons@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 242d

Bureau of Bourgeoisie Boulangeries

thorhop@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 243d

The borgys...

Don't at me, you know I'm right. We need to defrenchify to reenrichify the Inglish languadj... goddang it.

lodart@piefed.social · 6 pts · 243d (2 replies)

In France, we litteraly learn to spell it in first grade. We still have the bourgeoisie though...

neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 243d (1 reply)

French spelling needs to go on a diet and shed some superfluous letters. We have a city pronounced the same as Bordeaux here in Norway: https://maps.app.goo.gl/vt11qRzt3wvzbhar6

Miaou@jlai.lu · 4 pts · 243d

The R in Bordeaux is not silent. Is there also one pronounced in that Norwegian name?

HasturInYellow@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 242d (2 replies)

Technoghouls

overkrill@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 242d (1 reply)

Gabalghouls

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 242d

I just go for the term of my forefathers "rich profligate sonsovbitches" I may talk like a hick but I am learned, though I also refuse to speak French if I can help it, whole damned language feels like Latin with a concussion and several problems.

otacon239@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 243d

Burrgoyzee

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 241d

Is this where 'bougie' came from?

Because most people can't spell the OG version?

cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 243d

I have automated my spelling of bourgeoisie, as the immortal science of Marxism says we must. And totally not because I'm lazy.

slothrop@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 243d

boorish, was he?

Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 243d

Bougwahnanana

Deceptichum@quokk.au · 4 pts · 243d (1 reply)
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overkrill@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 242d

"bougie" (pronounced the same) can also refer to a slender blue plastic rod ever so slightly crooked at the end, used to aid in placement of an endotracheal tube. you use the crooked tip to feel the ribbing of the trachea, then insert the ET tube around the bougie. not ideal to use without also using a laryngoscope but one of several methods of confirmation, since ventilation into the wrong organ can have disastrous consequences

lvxferre@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 243d (2 replies)
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SuiXi3D@fedia.io · 3 pts · 243d (1 reply)

Mon Français est merde.

lvxferre@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 243d
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Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 243d

me speaking : colleague
me writing: co-worker

Ethalis@jlai.lu · 3 pts · 243d

The cheat code for this is being a native french speaker. Can't pronounce "squirrel" though, si it's not a perfect solution

verdi@feddit.org · 3 pts · 243d

*Usanian pseudo-leftists

FTFY

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 243d

Cake aficionados.

AntiBullyRanger@ani.social · 2 pts · 243d

::: spoiler Easy! Lord Farquaad :::

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 242d

Boojoys

Droechai@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 243d

Its easy: Burgös, literally translated " cage pike-perch"

neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 243d

"Hey, Uwe, how the shwarzschwanz to you spell 'boodgy'?!"

-- Karl Marx, probably

gustofwind@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 243d

Borgwazee

FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 1 pts · 242d

I before E, except at the start of bourgeoisie, but after O, not like IOU, such as when capitalists promise you earnings from their profit too.

umbraroze@piefed.social · 1 pts · 241d

Singular "porvari", plural "porvarit", social class "porvaristo". Finnish is easy!