This is actually somewhat true. There's a mechanism at the top of the crane that lifts the cab and arm above the top truss and then the crane lifts a new truss to the top and works install it and lock it in place. The process repeats until the crane is the required height.
They switch to creative mode and build the crane cause now they can fly. or if they have the right mod pack then they can just spawn one. We common folk don't have the authority to switch to creative
that's why I want to be a construction worker when I grow up :)
Worked across the street from an outfit like yours for 5 years. Never saw a crane coming or going, hell, never seen one being assembled. Y'all sneak out in the middle of the night, right?
Not who you were replying to, but I've worked in the industry...
Kinda, yeah. They want them set up super early in the mornings on site so they can get to work.
Also, lots of them move from site to site directly without returning to the yard. Some of the bigger tower cranes are booked years in advance, so there's really only down time if a job finishes early.
what no you turn back into creative and either build a crane cause you can double jump to fly or you can download a mod for the crane and just spawn one
Yeah, the crane company/rental service will inspect it. Maxim, Barnhart, Bay Crane, those types. Sometimes they'll assemble it but not always. Even those inspections will fail sometimes. We had a guy miss one side of a connector on a pendant bar and the inspector signed off on it- the connection snapped and the boom was only being supported by one pendant line leaving the boom hanging at a 45 degree angle.
Damn that's a big fuck up, rule one is take all your shit down with you and make sure you have. Rule two is make sure all the pins are in and retained. Everything else is optional really haha
I was asking myself this as there were several construction sites in my area with cranes appearing and disappearing all the time until I did catch them!
Controls are remarkably simple. Notably I don't even see any screen at all, if that's a modern one I would've imagined some kind of display showing alternative camera angles to help them aim, maybe indicators of position, height, angle etc etc.
I mean I literally saw one being taken down when we were in Santa Cruz de Tenerife. Went past a construction site it was up. Couple hours later when going back from lunch it was half taken down.
So, what you are saying is that you didn't see them being summoned, just that the despawn takes a couple of hours. That makes sense otherwise it would be too op.
Things don't despawn in the real world. What was happening is the contruction workers were looting it after their raid defeated it. Those crane frame pieces add 1000 HP to their home's structure each, so they are great items to have, especially if another crane were to spawn nearby and managed to use its [Collapse] skill on their home before a raid could defeat it.
I worked construction and my hours were 6 am to 3:30 pm. I'm sure others do it differently, but in my eyes it'd be pure madness to work night shift in construction. It's already bad enough having to deal with working on something after your coworkers and thinking "damn why did they do it this way" I can't imagine splitting the job between two foremen too. It'd be chaos. Only reason I think it might be done would be if a project REALLY needs done quick, and it's not a very big building, so you can't just put more people on the same job. So you'd have to have people on it 24/7 to try and get it done asap.
Big, efficient companies work 24 hour jobs by having 3-4 overlapping shifts with usually at least two general foremen, often more, and a team of PMs. Skilled planners and foremen can manage the jobs, and overlapping shifts helps with continuity instead of a whistle blowing and everyone on site tags out like a wrestling match.
These are the companies that get the biggest and most expensive contracts. They have all the equipment, they can hire the number of people they need, and they have the experience. They do massive jobs that destabilize entire areas while the work is being done and the customer/city/municipality/government is willing to pay to get it done ASAP because letting the disruption last 2-3x longer is worse than the price tag.
Some places with harsh winters and short construction seasons also habitually work 24 hours.
It really depends on what you're doing and where you are. In general, small to medium sized GCs and companies for single builds will not work 24 hours. Once you start getting to big projects within an urban area or major road construction, that kind of thing, it can change.
I will say that it's MUCH better to do construction in natural daylight, full stop. No amount of flood lighting gives you the amount of visual acuity as the sun does for something like construction. We generally always planned to leave easier work for night shifts, not because they sucked, but because it's just harder in most ways. More dangerous, colder, your best paid people don't generally want to work those shifts, businesses are closed so you've got to deal with on call POCs which slows stuff down if there's problems... Yeah.
not the story goes that when building the Sagrada Familia, they had no idea how to remove the crane they put in the middle. so they offered that crane for free to anyone who could get it out.
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organ@lemmy.zip · 82 pts · 247d
expatriado@lemmy.world · 74 pts · 247d
the crane lifts itself by its bootstraps
thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 53 pts · 247d
This is actually somewhat true. There's a mechanism at the top of the crane that lifts the cab and arm above the top truss and then the crane lifts a new truss to the top and works install it and lock it in place. The process repeats until the crane is the required height.
toynbee@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 247d
Grady?
pipe01@programming.dev · 6 pts · 247d
No, he didn't build a model in his garage
toynbee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 247d
I should have known.
CannonFodder@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 247d
How do they get it down once the building is built around them?
Bassman1805@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 247d
Ctrl+Z
dumbass@piefed.social · 3 pts · 246d
Put it into noclip mode and go through the building.
Theprogressivist@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 247d
Can't let these cranes think they're owed a handout.
Sine_Fine_Belli@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 245d
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 247d
First, they build a bigger crane
SatyrSack@quokk.au · 24 pts · 247d
There's always a bigger crane
toynbee@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 247d
This reference is older than some of the community members.
SatyrSack@quokk.au · 16 pts · 247d
When 900 years old you reach, outdated references you will use
toynbee@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 247d
That's a good one. Solid, unlike the character you're quoting.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 246d
Though still apparently solid enough to be an example of how disney sucks at writing.
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 247d
It's cranes all the way down
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 246d
They'll need a crane! They'll need a crane!
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 247d
isn't it obvious???
They switch to creative mode and build the crane cause now they can fly. or if they have the right mod pack then they can just spawn one. We common folk don't have the authority to switch to creative
that's why I want to be a construction worker when I grow up :)
Sabata11792@ani.social · 11 pts · 247d
Fuck. I shouldn't have rolled a hardcore character.
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone · 34 pts · 247d
Hey this is what I do for a job.
Less so tower cranes more so crawler cranes but I've done jt for 15 years.
Construction workers don't do the job they hire in people like me who specialise in this
shalafi@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 247d
Worked across the street from an outfit like yours for 5 years. Never saw a crane coming or going, hell, never seen one being assembled. Y'all sneak out in the middle of the night, right?
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone · 20 pts · 247d
Yeah a lot of late starts early mornings etc.
They're also made to go together so with a good crew you can really smash them together in no time
chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 246d
Not who you were replying to, but I've worked in the industry...
Kinda, yeah. They want them set up super early in the mornings on site so they can get to work.
Also, lots of them move from site to site directly without returning to the yard. Some of the bigger tower cranes are booked years in advance, so there's really only down time if a job finishes early.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 247d
.........but how?
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 26 pts · 247d
ha! you really thought he would tell you
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 246d
Put myself outta a job haha
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone · 10 pts · 246d
I can't tell you if I did I would have to kill you.
Nah just lots of trucks often another mobile crane and some good organisation skills.
Along with pins and sledgehammers
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 246d
draw a circle of transmission fluid where you want the crane and chant CORANON SILARIA OZOO MAHOKE
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 246d
what no you turn back into creative and either build a crane cause you can double jump to fly or you can download a mod for the crane and just spawn one
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 246d
And do NOT chant MAGOKE.
Seriously. Unless you want to irradiate 30 city blocks.
possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 247d
Unless you're an ironworker, I've built many a crawler crane from LTR-1220's to LR11000's.
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 247d
Presumably they bring someone in to make sure its correct?
possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 247d
Yeah, the crane company/rental service will inspect it. Maxim, Barnhart, Bay Crane, those types. Sometimes they'll assemble it but not always. Even those inspections will fail sometimes. We had a guy miss one side of a connector on a pendant bar and the inspector signed off on it- the connection snapped and the boom was only being supported by one pendant line leaving the boom hanging at a 45 degree angle.
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 247d
Damn that's a big fuck up, rule one is take all your shit down with you and make sure you have. Rule two is make sure all the pins are in and retained. Everything else is optional really haha
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 246d
crawler cranes...? like baby cranes? how cute
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 246d
I like to think of then as the big boys cranes.
That's a 320tonne Sany lifting a piling module. I took that photo while standing on a 450tone one on a barge the other day
saimen@feddit.org · 24 pts · 246d
I was asking myself this as there were several construction sites in my area with cranes appearing and disappearing all the time until I did catch them!
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 246d
You simply need a BIGGER crane to build the Big Crane.
Madison420@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 246d
Some you don't even need that, they're self constructing.
https://youtu.be/vx5Qt7_ECEE
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 245d
And it takes them two winters to fill a toddler sized pothole in front of my flat. /Boomerrant/
Madison420@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 245d
Graffiti it with a dick, it legit seems to get things done.
kopasu22@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 245d
But then who cranes the bigger crane?
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 244d
It's cranes, all the way up!
kopasu22@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 245d
Ah yes, the crane crane
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 246d
crozilla@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 247d
I think that author name might be fake.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 247d
Seems legit to me.
https://bjnomnom.com/
crozilla@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 247d
I stand corrected.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 247d
Bj nomnom sounds like a porn name.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 247d
Someone named BJ Nomnom would know a lot about erecting cranes, I reckon?
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 247d
Actually a good question they're fucking massive
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 247d
They come one section at a time by truck, and the crane cab climbs each section as they are hoisted up by the last section.
The most dangerous time for cranes is the time between hoisting and bolting the next section on (or the reverse during disassembly).
One fell in Manhattan a couple years ago during disassembly. https://www.wsatlaw.com/manhattan-crane-accident-new-safety-rules-2025/
There are new procedures now after that investigation.
JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org · 11 pts · 246d
So what's it look like inside it?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 246d
BanMe@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 246d
Love it, is there a possibility I could cause my own death by moving those joysticks wrong? Because I really need that in a job setting.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 246d
Probably. And you could definitely kill others.
Obi@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 246d
Controls are remarkably simple. Notably I don't even see any screen at all, if that's a modern one I would've imagined some kind of display showing alternative camera angles to help them aim, maybe indicators of position, height, angle etc etc.
Obi@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 246d
Or maybe it's just out of frame at the top, now I see it again.
kamen@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 246d
So nobody has corrected "big-ass cranes" to "big ass-cranes" yet? I guess I'll do it then.
https://xkcd.com/37/
Furbag@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 246d
Ribbon cutting ceremony? Groundbreaking ceremony?
All rituals to please the eldritch crane God, so that a suitable avatar can be summoned to the material world. Praise be.
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 246d
Ia! Nyar-Cr'anethotep! The dark mother of a thousand girders!
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 246d
I mean I literally saw one being taken down when we were in Santa Cruz de Tenerife. Went past a construction site it was up. Couple hours later when going back from lunch it was half taken down.
The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world · 14 pts · 246d
You weren't supposed to see that.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 246d
Yeah the distraction field around it seems to have been turned off
coriza@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 246d
So, what you are saying is that you didn't see them being summoned, just that the despawn takes a couple of hours. That makes sense otherwise it would be too op.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 246d
Things don't despawn in the real world. What was happening is the contruction workers were looting it after their raid defeated it. Those crane frame pieces add 1000 HP to their home's structure each, so they are great items to have, especially if another crane were to spawn nearby and managed to use its [Collapse] skill on their home before a raid could defeat it.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 246d
You just activated my trape card, OSHA INSPECTOR!
Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 246d
Friend of mine pulled a trap card on an OSHA inspector on site once. It was glorious
teslasaur@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 247d
People confused that construction workers does most of their work when you are asleep.
"How does the bread get made fresh every morning? Magic, i tell you."
Denvil@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 247d
I worked construction and my hours were 6 am to 3:30 pm. I'm sure others do it differently, but in my eyes it'd be pure madness to work night shift in construction. It's already bad enough having to deal with working on something after your coworkers and thinking "damn why did they do it this way" I can't imagine splitting the job between two foremen too. It'd be chaos. Only reason I think it might be done would be if a project REALLY needs done quick, and it's not a very big building, so you can't just put more people on the same job. So you'd have to have people on it 24/7 to try and get it done asap.
pishadoot@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 247d
Big, efficient companies work 24 hour jobs by having 3-4 overlapping shifts with usually at least two general foremen, often more, and a team of PMs. Skilled planners and foremen can manage the jobs, and overlapping shifts helps with continuity instead of a whistle blowing and everyone on site tags out like a wrestling match.
These are the companies that get the biggest and most expensive contracts. They have all the equipment, they can hire the number of people they need, and they have the experience. They do massive jobs that destabilize entire areas while the work is being done and the customer/city/municipality/government is willing to pay to get it done ASAP because letting the disruption last 2-3x longer is worse than the price tag.
Some places with harsh winters and short construction seasons also habitually work 24 hours.
It really depends on what you're doing and where you are. In general, small to medium sized GCs and companies for single builds will not work 24 hours. Once you start getting to big projects within an urban area or major road construction, that kind of thing, it can change.
I will say that it's MUCH better to do construction in natural daylight, full stop. No amount of flood lighting gives you the amount of visual acuity as the sun does for something like construction. We generally always planned to leave easier work for night shifts, not because they sucked, but because it's just harder in most ways. More dangerous, colder, your best paid people don't generally want to work those shifts, businesses are closed so you've got to deal with on call POCs which slows stuff down if there's problems... Yeah.
BenLeMan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 246d
Yeah, I was just gonna say it's a kind of magic they call Being Up Early in the Morning. A mysterious skill to many including myself. ๐
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 246d
not sure if it's an urban myth.
not the story goes that when building the Sagrada Familia, they had no idea how to remove the crane they put in the middle. so they offered that crane for free to anyone who could get it out.
bjorn@fedia.io · 4 pts · 247d
@The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world This would be a very good read for me; I've always wondered that as a kid.
CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 247d
Ironworkers.
Gammelfisch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 246d
Ask Liebherr!
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 247d
Spider-Man also has this power.
FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org · 3 pts · 247d
I swear to god, if this is not an real book I will be very angry...
And gonna post about how angry I am!!!
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 246d
674 likes
87Six@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 246d
I'm struggling so hard not to be ragebaited by this
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 246d
honestly I wasn't even trying to ragebait you I was just spitting facts bro like trust
87Six@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 246d
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 246d
speed is crazy
you're definitely not 18+
I can say that cause I'm not 18+ either
jk I'm 25 yrs old
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 246d
RAAAAAWWWWWRRRRR!!!!ยก
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 247d
...... I need to get to a patent office
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 247d
Why does that book look like a chocolate bar