Does he think he is The King?

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deHaga@feddit.uk · 31 pts · 234d

King of the cunts

joe.archer@piefed.social · 22 pts · 234d (2 replies)

Unless it consists of him repeatedly saying "I'm a cunt", I'm not watching that.

Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 233d (1 reply)

There's a clip of him doing the 6-7 meme

siha@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 233d

For god's sake, you can't say that and then not link it!

nostrauxendar@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 234d (7 replies)

Do you think you're the king? What's with that profile pic? šŸ˜‚

fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 234d (6 replies)

We're all relatively anonymous on Lemmy. He might literally be the king.

JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 233d (2 replies)

I know I'm definitely that person I'm titled as.

fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 233d (1 reply)

I have no reason to doubt you, actual Jaden Smith.

However, I must admit that my username is actually a pseudonym.

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 3 pts · 233d

We also had Margot Robbie.

Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 230d (2 replies)

I am The King. I don't have access to my royal money so please cashapp me $300

Tea and biscuits šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§

fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 230d (1 reply)

Your majesty! That's exactly what King Nelson Mbgawa of Sudan said yesterday! It's funny how you Royals can be so careless at times!

I will of course arrange the transfer as soon as possible, and might I add, what a great honour to do so.

Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 230d

Tea and biscuits šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§

I will give you a nighthood (we have a spare one after my silly brother went to the virgin islands)

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 234d

a PUTIN puppet is speaking.

ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 14 pts · 234d (6 replies)

"How do you pronounce FARAGE"?
"FAR-RIGHT"

Sunshine@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 234d (1 reply)

He is a stupid colonial wannabe.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 2 pts · 234d

I mean yeah but that's not how you pronounce it

JohnSmith@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 234d (1 reply)

C-U-N-T

ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 4 pts · 233d

That's how you spell it, not how you pronounce it.

Centurion_Fox@feddit.uk · -10 pts · 233d (1 reply)

He's just right-wing not far right. šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø

Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 233d

He literally is a separatist that caused the recession that is Brexit because he is so afraid of brown people working harder than him.

Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 233d (1 reply)

King of the bellends

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 6 pts · 233d

Hear ye! Hear ye! His royal majesty King of the Bellends, Lord of the Turd, the Protector of the Nonces, King Nigel ā€œPuke Stainā€ Farage.

Denjin@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 234d

Sadly, I know you're posting this in defence of the king and not out of disgust for fuhrage.

Sunshine@piefed.ca · 10 pts · 234d (1 reply)

Zack Polanski needs to defeat this wanker already!

ohulancutash@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 234d

Hypnotise him, give him boobs and denounce him as trans?

_Nico198X_@europe.pub · 9 pts · 233d

traitorous twat

Paddzr@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 233d (1 reply)

The fucking praying photo too.

British is far removed from religion, but even the biggest gullible cunt out there wouldn't believe Farage to be religious.

Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 233d

basically an american style politician

newtraditionalists@beehaw.org · 7 pts · 234d (3 replies)

This is super reductive and I know there are a lot of serious issues at play here....but has anyone told him how ugly he is? Being ugly is totally fine. But these people are so obsessed with image, I think calling him ugly might disarm him. Like, if we just call them ugly at every opportunity they would just melt.

matelt@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 233d (1 reply)

That and I bet he smells of stale tobacco and beer. His aftershave is probably called Moquette de Wetherspoons.

Obi@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 233d

Moquette de wetherspoons sent me haha, very good.

Avicenna@programming.dev · 3 pts · 233d

i.e he is like a turd that won't flush

flamingos@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 233d

Polanski is doing one as well, but at the same time as the King's Speech. This is apparently just a feature of British politics now.

https://youtu.be/lopMMkz0law

Avicenna@programming.dev · 5 pts · 233d

Oh hey it is the turd that does not flush coming back to visit us in Christmas

muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 233d (2 replies)

I didn’t vote him.

Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 233d (1 reply)

He's just an mp of clacton

muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 233d

-sigh-

ā€¦ā€you don’t vote for kingsā€

monad@anarchist.nexus · -11 pts · 234d

Yall just spewing rubish. Step it up folks..

Farage is not King - and that's a good thing!

Although, he will likely become PM.Ā 

Centurion_Fox@feddit.uk · -43 pts · 233d (11 replies)

Merry Christmas to you all and a Happy New Year.

That is just a fun and good video. Nigel Farage is a better leader than Keir Stalin and whoever that diversity higher black woman is running the so-called Conservative Party.

If you want proper and good changes vote for ReformUK.

https://youtu.be/dbKVYtcDBS4

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 233d (8 replies)

Does being a delusional racist twat come easy to you or did you have to practice?

Centurion_Fox@feddit.uk · -4 pts · 233d
Centurion_Fox@feddit.uk · -10 pts · 233d (6 replies)

If a Reform is such a racist party then why do reform have non-white members in the party and non-white people vote for ReformUK too?

That's why the left wing is losing because the left wing just calls everyone racist, nazis and fascists, who disagrees with them all the time.

piccolo@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 233d (2 replies)

"Im not racist. I have a black friend"

Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 233d

We can't be racist if we have a token negro!

Avicenna@programming.dev · 2 pts · 233d

You have to love how OP first calls Kemi Badenoch "whoever that diversity hire black woman is" and then attempts to structure a progressive sentence that only ends up being even more racist.

Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 233d (2 replies)

What is reform's position on letting british citizens with non-british spouses bring their spouse into the country?

rmuk@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 233d (1 reply)

It's the same as having kids who don't speak English as their first language, or having an EU passport so they have access to all the opportunities and freedoms that provides:

It's a privilege reserved for members of the Inner Party only and will not be tolerated amongst the Proles.

Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 0 pts · 232d

That's literally the current government policy

sunbeam60@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 233d

I’ve given you an upvote, only because I’d like to encourage a diversity of opinions here.

But can I ask you some questions:

  • Does Farage’s connections to Russian money concern you?
  • Do you genuinely believe Farage cares or understand everyday people’s concerns and situation?
  • What changes is it you seek that you feel only Reform will deliver?

Cheers

Avicenna@programming.dev · 3 pts · 233d

lol what. Keir Stalin is an apt name but he is only a seat warmer for Nigel Farage. Nigel Farage is everything Starmer is plus a scammer. I wouldn't be surprised if he started his own digital coin if he ever became prime minister.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/dec/04/nigel-farage-reform-uk-donation-brexit-party-christopher-harborne-crypto-uk-politics

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/may/30/how-nigel-farage-became-a-cryptocurrency-convert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXM3SKzwA6U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arwo_8cS1Nw

This guy literally played in ads for cryptocurrencies and you believe he cares about the everyday folk? Morelike he cares about swindling their pockets or letting other people swindle their pockets so that he gets political power. Not surprised Elon Musk appears in his rallies.