c/onehundredninetysix · by io@piefed.blahaj.zone · 248d

chainmill rulers 😵

504 points · 47 comments · view on lemmy.world

47 Comments

UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org · 82 pts · 248d (12 replies)

isn't chain mail prone to pinching your skin?

Enkrod@feddit.org · 107 pts · 248d (8 replies)

It will also completely remove hair if worn over a hairy patch too long.

I dare you to ask me how I know.

Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone · 58 pts · 248d (7 replies)

Chainmail thong?

Enkrod@feddit.org · 103 pts · 248d (6 replies)

Nope chainmail shirt. If worn without something under it, every hair on your front and back will wrap around the links.

It took three strong guys to get me out and it sounded a lot like painful velcro.

riskable@programming.dev · 39 pts · 248d (1 reply)

Says chain male bear.

Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 248d

This joke doesn't have enough votes, have mine

craftrabbit@lemmy.zip · 22 pts · 248d

Ow ow ouch oof that hurt to read

LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 248d

Noooooooooooo……. 🙀💀💀

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 248d

So best to shave first?

NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io · 5 pts · 248d

I'm sorry for your loss.

sulgoth@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 248d (1 reply)

Just wear underwear under your underwear.

UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org · 24 pts · 248d

🙂‍↔️where's the fun in that

WanderingThoughts@europe.pub · 11 pts · 248d

You're always supposed to wear padding under chain mail to spread out the force and keep the rings from embedding into the skin when hit.

saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 76 pts · 248d (10 replies)

Ain’t nobody shanking me in the butt again.

Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 74 pts · 248d (9 replies)

I have bad news for you there. Chainmail's good against slashing not shanking. Too many little holes to be poked through.

SmoochyPit@lemmy.ca · 79 pts · 248d (4 replies)

Hehe they can poke through my hole if they want 👉👈

NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 36 pts · 248d (2 replies)

Then you don't need the chainmail

joelfromaus@aussie.zone · 13 pts · 248d

I like to present the illusion of a challenge.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 248d

You seem fun

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 4 pts · 247d

That'd be a tiny poker to get through that.

saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 248d

Narrator: But he was INDEED shanked in his butt.

Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 248d (2 replies)

Probably help against paddles and shit? Wouldn't sting as much.

titanicx@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 248d (1 reply)

No, the shit would squeeze right through.

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 248d

Grate

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 51 pts · 248d (1 reply)

Why is this totally working for me?

Mexigore@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 248d

Fr new kink unlocked

Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca · 45 pts · 248d (2 replies)

$3,269 btw

gamis44@lemmy.myserv.one · 7 pts · 248d (1 reply)

worth it

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 248d

That’s a steal for pure mithril!

Nastybutler@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 248d

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 248d (5 replies)

got a question: how can i get such a bum?

ozymandias@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 248d

there are exercises you can do for that

io@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 247d (1 reply)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV7fDgNlYKM

here is basically what i do

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 246d

i saved this message. thank u <3

hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 247d

Estrogen and squats

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 248d

That's such an Igor question to ask ...

GooseGang@beehaw.org · 15 pts · 248d

I’ve made simple chain mail gloves, but this looks crazy to make!! The pleats are super neat. It’s bound to be heavy though?

morto@piefed.social · 13 pts · 248d

I thought it was crochet mimicking chainmail ,but is it actually chainmail??

betahack@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 248d

🤔......that's gonna chafe

nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 247d (1 reply)

io@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 247d

name checks out

Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 247d

If that's like actually chain links then that thing is really likely to pinch

And NGL that sounds horrifying

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 10 pts · 248d

Weak to ~~penetrating~~ piercing attacks but at least you aren't getting slashed a new one.

Also, I'm not into twerking but for this I would def make an asmr exception.

JetpackJackson@feddit.org · 9 pts · 248d

To shreds you say?

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 248d

i had no idea what a bloomer is - but now I looked it up-

WanderingThoughts@europe.pub · 8 pts · 248d

Time to watch "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" again.

Cnote5@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 248d

https://youtu.be/KRnqRRL3omo