Are you currently lying about something on the internet?

Of course.

"Oh you require my DOB to sign up for your site? 01/01/1990, my good website who I'll never buy from again"

I am secretly a raccoon.

I have read the terms and conditions

I set my age to the max in Steam back in the day, now I'm well beyond 100 years old.

I'm lying about what I'm really thinking of the world situation and what we need to collectively do about it, because shit's bannable.

Lying, on the internet, about something?

Or

Lying about ‘something on the internet’?

Also, ‘lying about’ = telling lies, or being lazy?

Such a vague question.

Some say Alduin is Akatosh, some say M'aiq is a Liar. Don't you believe either of those things.

My account isn't actually deleted.

Nice try FBI

I have a LinkedIn, so I'll say a resounding probably

I'm lying in this statement.

Yes. I'm actually an undercover Trisolarian and my people will invade soon.

Perish, puny Earthlings.

I am a font of lies and should never be taken seriously

I emailed "looking forward to seeing you" to someone I'm completely indifferent about seeing, so I guess.

no.

Of course not. I would never do such a thing.

What does currently mean?

Have I done it recently? Yes.

Am I doing it right now with this post? No.

I have to lie all the time because my true thoughts would get me banned for "inciting violence"

As if we had other options at this point

There's some "unpleasant" parts of myself I lie about to nearly everyone, minus close friends. I'm practically a different person on every social media platform.

I confess... I am a dog. I have been burdened with this venomous secret for years. Nobody suspected a thing.

I don’t see the reason to lie to complete strangers. Why should someone care what people they don’t care about think?

Yes.

(This comment is a lie on the internet)

I was the one that gave the melons to the minions....

I work on being authentic at all times.

As a dog I can tell you that I don't lie on the internet. Being a good boy doesn't come from nothing!

a priest once asked me this about life, i told him "i lied once" referring to the lie i just told him.

nice try e-priest

I generally lie about my age, depends on the input format. If I have to type it out manually ill be truthful, if I have to scroll all the wheels im born on the 1st of January and whatever the year wheel lands on after a big spin

Whenever it comes up, I'm generally vague about my age, though I've given plenty of hints and maybe even the exact number more than once.

It's about equal parts anti-doxx and deep denial that I'm not still half my age.

I don't have any accounts in my name. If omission is lying, I'm lying.

yes 100%

No

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No, I've been saying I'm a virgin since day 1.

I'm not lying about anything on the Internet (snicker)

uh... no?

I have never assassinated an ass

I have deep personal traumas from a time when someone I trusted lied to me. I've resolved to always aim to be better than that.

Yes. Ha! That was a lie! Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth.

That I am some kind of stealth lazer 2 astronomical units away.

I'm lying on a couch.