Oh good, I still have room for more! For a while I was caught up to my age and got a new one every year to celebrate, but then I got old and took a bunch of the more irritating ones out.
And you don't need to make up a holiday for it, it's already multiple. You can celebrate Labor Day, but if that's a bit too red for ya it's also Beltane, but you're more than welcome to the more secular version of May Day. It's really just a lovely day to call off work and enjoy the halfway point of spring, ideally in nature with loved ones
I've always hated having a birthday in June, I might actually start celebrating it on 3/7 instead now lmao (I also happen to have the same birthday as trump)
If you want an educational answer how many lines depend on the person but also the size of the line.
In a party the person who has the coke sets up some lines, how many and how thick depends on what they are willing to spend on this.
So if you are taking coke from someone else how much do you do? All that’s offered.
If you are the one cutting lines how much do you do? The rest.
How much you use is exactly how much you can afford.
You can actually tell a lot a persons finances by the line they cut for you. My lines are small compared to someone like Elon musk but huge compared to a lot of people . I’ve had people say “I’ll break this up into two or three lines if you don’t mind”
Yeah, but 4:20 originates as a time. The problem happens when you want to put it into a date as well.
Time is the only exception where I agree that the less specific part can come before the more specific one - just because more often than not one does not make sense without the other.
77 Comments
alekwithak@lemmy.world · 115 pts · 213d
Were you too high yesterday to post this on the appropriate day?
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 67 pts · 213d
They had to get the film developed & digitized.
Fuck, I'm old.
oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 37 pts · 213d
Yes, next question
Agrivar@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 213d
How many nose piercings are considered "too many?"
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 213d
If they impede your breathing you've definitely gone too far. Until then to your taste
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 213d
You shouldn't be able to taste them
marduk@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 213d
Short tongue? 👅
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 213d
No, this so why you have friends
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 213d
Seventy-five.
CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social · 7 pts · 213d
Oh good, I still have room for more! For a while I was caught up to my age and got a new one every year to celebrate, but then I got old and took a bunch of the more irritating ones out.
Edit: oops, it says nose. Missed that. Disregard.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 213d
the ones that you personally don't like. piercings and tattoos aren't about other people.
skozzii@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 213d
Yes.
ceenote@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 213d
To be fair, it was the math enjoyer's 4/20 yesterday. You've reached math wizard status when you can turn any day into 4/20.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 212d
Even the prime number days?
blinfabian@feddit.nl · 9 pts · 213d
1st of may is still a couple of months away..
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 213d
And you don't need to make up a holiday for it, it's already multiple. You can celebrate Labor Day, but if that's a bit too red for ya it's also Beltane, but you're more than welcome to the more secular version of May Day. It's really just a lovely day to call off work and enjoy the halfway point of spring, ideally in nature with loved ones
Vespair@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 212d
No that's a different holiday
https://youtu.be/w1GD_T-3oLU
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 213d
no it's how high are you sir
VonReposti@feddit.dk · 2 pts · 213d
About 185. Why?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 213d
Okay well pull the brisket at 203 and then we'll have ribs
j4yc33@piefed.social · 41 pts · 213d
First of May is a holiday already too!
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 213d
Hooray hooray the first of May, outdoor screwing starts that day.
IcyToes@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 213d
Beat me to it.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 4 pts · 213d
May the first be with you obi-wan
jif@piefed.ca · 28 pts · 213d
I used that logic to celebrate it on December 60th as well.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 213d
The Christmas season just gets longer and longer every year...
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 212d
Guys I know of a magic trick.
Multiply your date of birth by 4 and add 815162342 to your social security number and publish it.
Make sure to sign off on the comment with your legal name in the wingdings font.
Siethron@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 211d
How do you multiply your date of birth by 4?
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 211d
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 19 pts · 212d
I know a couple whose birthdays reduce to the same fraction. They were not as excited by this realization as I was.
cdf12345@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 212d
Feb 10? Idea of March? May 25? June 30?
Splanda@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 212d
Mafs
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 212d
I've always hated having a birthday in June, I might actually start celebrating it on 3/7 instead now lmao (I also happen to have the same birthday as trump)
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 212d
I'm sorry for your loss
Aeao@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 213d
Cocaine day is 1/11 or 11/11 depending on how many friends you have.
ViscloReader@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 212d
11/1-
kieron115@startrek.website · 1 pts · 211d
Shit, are you telling me i was born on cocaine day?
Aeao@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 211d
You’re luck to be alive!
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 212d
I've not done cocaine nor know of it's culture. Child you explain the joke?
Aeao@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 212d
Is 3 lines or four lines.
Imagine lines of cocaine on a mirror.
1/11 is three lines 11/11 is 4 lines.
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 212d
Ty!
What would be the average number of lines one would do?
Aeao@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 212d
Oh my god I’m so excited I get to use this joke lol. You’ve set me up for a common joke.
The average number of lines you do is all of them. The correct amount of cocaine is all of the cocaine you have.
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 212d
I see, thanks for enlightening me and glad to have set up the joke.
It must smell really nice :p
Aeao@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 211d
That’s another joke “I just like the smell”
If you want an educational answer how many lines depend on the person but also the size of the line.
In a party the person who has the coke sets up some lines, how many and how thick depends on what they are willing to spend on this.
So if you are taking coke from someone else how much do you do? All that’s offered.
If you are the one cutting lines how much do you do? The rest.
How much you use is exactly how much you can afford.
You can actually tell a lot a persons finances by the line they cut for you. My lines are small compared to someone like Elon musk but huge compared to a lot of people . I’ve had people say “I’ll break this up into two or three lines if you don’t mind”
mech@feddit.org · 13 pts · 212d
I'm European so I celebrate it every day at 5.
KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 212d
Lucky, I live in Europe and prefer not to have the state attempt to destroy my life because I took a toke.
Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 212d
Hmm. Does that mean 2/10, 3/15, 5/25, and 6/30 are also viable?
Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 211d
Yes
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 212d
Celebrating it every day because I have a problem.
0ops@piefed.zip · 10 pts · 213d
Might as well celebrate on the 10th of February too, just to be sure
VonReposti@feddit.dk · 13 pts · 213d
And 40th of August.
Wait...
Nasan@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 212d
On the 35th day of Christmas, my dealer gave to me...
jali67@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 212d
Call it Sep 10!
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it · 8 pts · 213d
Oh yeah, the 20th month! It's my favourite month
/jk
Hupf@feddit.org · 1 pts · 212d
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 213d
show off
kamen@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 212d
At least 1st of May is a date that can actually happen.
bignate31@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 212d
unfortunately, "4-20" has much more of a ring than "20-of-4"
also it starts a turf war when you challenge the American date format
kamen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 212d
Yeah, but 4:20 originates as a time. The problem happens when you want to put it into a date as well.
Time is the only exception where I agree that the less specific part can come before the more specific one - just because more often than not one does not make sense without the other.
udon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 212d
Yeah, also April 20 is some dude's birthday that we don't celebrate
el_eh_chase@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 211d
Also the day Avicii died.
MrMcGasion@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 212d
Andy Serkis? George Takei?
... oh nevermind, found the one you're talking about.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 211d
Napoleon III?
Edit: oh wait... It was... Someone else. TIL
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 211d
Asmongold, and Hitler.
Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 211d
Eh, I feel it's still appropriate. Guy didn't like smoking in general, so celebrate by releasing a big ol' cloud of silly smoke.
rumba@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 212d
Fucking YIKES
TIL
Noturbuddy@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 212d
BilSabab@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 212d
that's some boss shit
Digit@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 212d
Good luck with what you plant outside on 1/5
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 212d
Could be Australian.
nerdks@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 212d
I’m too tired for math
Vile_port_aloo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 211d
Is there an R/leaves on this platform?
piranhaconda@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 211d
Not that I've seen. There's stopdrinking with a daily check in post, but not a ton of activity outside of that.
Vile_port_aloo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 210d
Thanks, the user count just isn't there...
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 212d
International Workers day! - “Workers of the World, Unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains!”
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 212d
Damn, and I just scored some gummies! It's my lucky day.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 211d
How do you celebrate 4/20? Are there other fractions to celebrate?
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 211d
2/10 and 7/10 are great celebrations too