It was on the counter just like that. Pretty sure I would have noticed this immediately if it was like that when I put it there last night. I live alone... I'm just really confused.
Wtf could have done this?
It was on the counter just like that. Pretty sure I would have noticed this immediately if it was like that when I put it there last night. I live alone... I'm just really confused.
47 Comments
kambusha@sh.itjust.works · 57 pts · 236d
It is not the fork that bends, it is only yourself.
Vitaly@feddit.uk · 15 pts · 236d
How is bro contacting us from the matrix
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social · 36 pts · 236d
Your fork is a vulcan, live long and prosper 🖖
SillyDude@lemmy.zip · 27 pts · 236d
You're standing over ground water and should drill a well there
BassTurd@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 236d
That must be one helluva water source to get it to cross fork tines.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 235d
Oh how funny, I was just talking out loud to myself yesterday about dowsing even though I've never dowsed before, just learned about it by staring at screens.
Greg@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 236d
A Vulcan 🖖
Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 236d
Are you in the Portland area? I’ve been robbing apartments and this is my calling card. If you haven’t yet, you miiight want to check your closets and safes.
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 236d
I very much am not.
Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 235d
Probably someone trying to imitate me, then.
prex@aussie.zone · 13 pts · 235d
TIL that Caketaco, the Portland forkbender, has an international fanbase.
AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 235d
The forky bandit?
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 235d
Please tell us you leave cakes and tacos as your calling cards too.
actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 236d
Could you have pushed something aside, unintentionally wedging the fork between two objects?
If it got wedged in the right way, the tines could bend like that.
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 236d
Hmm possibly? But I haven't had the drawer be tough to open recently.
_lilith@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 236d
definitely ghosts. Next time it happens say "Ha ha very funny Jerry, now quit fucking with the forks" if he does it again call him a nerd
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 235d
I agree, my opinion is ghosts too.
z3k3lon@lemmy.pt · 15 pts · 236d
Italian fork?
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 236d
TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id · 13 pts · 236d
Uri Geller. Run.
onwardknave@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 236d
I cast James Randi.
Chais@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 234d
Never seen an Italian fork?
Etterra@discuss.online · 9 pts · 236d
I've seen a dishwasher bend tines before. Mostly if they're cheap, thin forks and you put them tines down in the dishwasher. Forks go tines up.
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 236d
Don't have a dishwasher.
Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 223d
I mean yeah, if you're poor. Like me. I'm poor and don't have a dishwasher. Though we did have one when I was growing up.
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 236d
Got caught in the drawer.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 236d
Are you a Jedi and you used the fork?
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 235d
May the fork be with him.
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 236d
You should pick up the phone and call the professionals
Agent641@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 234d
What's even weirder is it used to be a spoon
zzffyfajzkzhnsweqm@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 235d
I am not sure if this is a joke. Most commentators seem to perceive it this way. But just in case I will answer seriously.
This was done by a human:
I will expand on that last one since no one has done it: Do you have an issue with substance abuse? Do you have issues with your memory? Do you have any psychiatric issues? Your other personality could to this if you have a dissociative identity disorder. Check symptoms and pay attention on similar events. If this keeps happening go see a doctor.
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 234d
I get my kid on the weekend but that was a week night. Haven't had guests over in a few weeks. Nothing else missing or messed with. No,no, and no.
I'm leaning into the drawer one, that it just got smashed in there somehow and I didn't notice, but they're significant forks, not cheap crap or anything.
zzffyfajzkzhnsweqm@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 234d
I also really hope my suggestions are just bullshit. Especially since those have the worst implications. But I would still be watching out for similar events. Just in case :)
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 234d
Dude, I've been so confused and bored with nothing to do that Ive considered some kind of electro-magnetic anomaly. My electrical system is old as shit. But I have it rigged to high powered modern electronics. Eventually I gave up on it and figured it's probably something mundane and gave up on figuring it out or honestly caring. It's one fork. Big deal. Honestly at this point if it's kids in the matrix trying to communicate with me, that'd be great lol. But I probably just didn't notice I smashed it in the drawer.
communism@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 234d
Get a carbon monoxide detector. Maybe that?
SuluBeddu@feddit.it · 5 pts · 234d
Oh this is our sign Vulcans are here 🖖, checking on us before our First Contact
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 235d
Yo momma
Chaser@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 236d
I guess a thumb and a pointing finger. Maybe a prank by one of your friends?
Teh@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 235d
Do you have a sink grinder/disposal? If it fell down there and turned on, that could do it, but I think the poster that mentioned it getting caught in a drawer is probably the best bet.
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 235d
I don't, but also I would imagine that would leave marks on the tines.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 236d
Asimic attraction.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 235d
It looks perfect for jamming into power outlets
Zacryon@feddit.org · 2 pts · 235d
toothpaste_sandwich@thebrainbin.org · 1 pts · 235d
Ooo, ooo, I know this one—carbon dioxide!
offspec@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 235d
Monoxide
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 235d
Everybody check your carbon dioxide alarms 😂, they'd be beeping 24/7 in ideal circumstances. How annoying that would be.
whitecollarcry@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 235d
DavidDoesLemmy@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 235d
Do you have any enemies?
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 234d
Just atlantic cod. They've been watching me but I'm onto them!
AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 235d