Garden rule

it needs plowing

My garden needs chocolate and red wine I'm pretty sure

This garden doesn't know what it needs.

also recognize that plants take a year to grow so don't pressure yourself to deliver results immediately

I've seen some pretty fussy machines, especially if the definition of "machine" includes computers ...

Some people are tropical rainforests, others are arid wastelands.

My garden needs less people dumping in truck loads of horse shit. I have enough fertilizer for a lifetime, thank you.

I assure you that i never need less water. lol

It needs the entire discipline of statistics to get retconned away from existence, chainsawman style

Edit: possibly before the 20th of January

A candyflip and an ample bosomed woman to sit on my face?

Oh shit I suddenly have powdery mildew. Oh is that bacterial wilt? I'm over watered. It's too hot. Too much sun. Not the vine borers! Slugs?!

If I was like a plant, I would be dead.

My garden has to poop. Is that normal?

Tell that to my boss 😭

My garden needs a combine harvester, fertilizer, optimized seeds, and an aeroponic vertical setup so it can be fully mechanized.