The way this admin is speed running fascism I half expect them to tattoo QR codes on them. When called out for being nazis, they'll push back and say nazis used numbers. This is totally different.

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 211d

Jesus_666@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 211d (1 reply)

Everyone will get a QR code tattooed on the forehead. Among other things these codes will be needed to use a credit card. Evangelicals will hail this move as a clear sign of Trump's godliness.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 210d

The Mark of the Beast, one of the primary signs of the Anti-Christ.

Revelations 13:

And he causeth all, both small and great*, rich and poor*, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand*, or in their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

You can see how a Capitalist would like that part.

Could Americans spot the Antichrist?

hector@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 210d

Bail conditions will include a president branded brain implant.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 210d (1 reply)

Good idea. Maybe the government could create a specific patch that shows their immigration status, with each being a different color. First it's the undocumented with no patch, then the asylum seekers with a yellow patch, then the dreamers with a blue patch, then the green card holders with green patch, then the birthright citizens with an orange patch, and finally the naturalized citizens with a red patch. As each group becomes criminalized, it will make it easy for ICE to scoop them all up.

Those who bought Trump's $5 million Gold card get a gold patch, of course. Nobody will bother them. They bought their citizenship like you're supposed to.

FishFace@piefed.social · 3 pts · 210d

This will make the visual metaphors in the movies of the US's Fascist Fun Time a lot easier, that's very thoughtful

Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org · 61 pts · 211d

Nazi Barbie just figured out how to make normal people resist more actively.

MichaelHawkinSnider@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 210d (4 replies)

Remember when MAGAts threw hissy fits when you had to have a piece of paper to prove you were vaccinated for the safety of the public? I wonder what they think of this.

JackbyDev@programming.dev · 25 pts · 210d (1 reply)

They even compared it to having to present papers in Nazi Germany. But this? This is totally fine to them.

NarrativeBear@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 209d

1000054228

Lor@leminal.space · 16 pts · 210d

Remember the Death Panels? Now the GOP is a death cult! Go figure.

TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 209d

MAGA: Isn't my citizenship obvious? points at white skin

100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it · 34 pts · 211d (2 replies)

She looks like she's wearing a mask made of human skin which somehow fits the "I bragged about killing a puppy".

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 210d

And while she was hopped up on blood lust, she killed a goat, too.

hector@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 210d

Southpark did a documentary on her, I think they cover the story behind her face.

Lor@leminal.space · 32 pts · 211d

very fascist.

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 211d (6 replies)

Kristi Noem should prepare to spend the rest of her life behind bars when normal government resumes (and it will).

chocrates@piefed.world · 33 pts · 211d

Normal was school shootings every week. Normal was Cops militarizing and murdering black and brown people in our streets. Normal was unlimited money flowing into congress form Corporations.

We can't go back to normal after this. This has to end in revolution and rebuilding our country. We need to enshrine our real values in the constitution and prevent things like this happening again.

the_q@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 211d

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hector@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 210d (2 replies)

Why would it? They are fixing elections and the democrats refused and still refuse to stop them, or to be popular.

How could you possibly think they will be unseated?

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 210d (1 reply)

The Third Reich fell; so will the Turd Reich.

hector@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 209d

Who is going to stop them? Only a complete collapse will unseat them seemingly, something a ways off, tens of trillions of borrowed dollars later, with overprinting of money to pay off the debts crashing the value of the dollar.

Ironfist79@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 210d

When? 50 years from now?

BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz · 23 pts · 211d (1 reply)

This is FREEDOM!

-~~Nazis!~~ Republicans!

Zedstrian@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 211d

Anyone who is still a Republican at this point is a Nazi too.

skozzii@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 210d (5 replies)

Who would want to live in a country where you aren't even free?

What happened America?

TheProtagonist@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 210d

A nightmare came true.

lechekaflan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 209d

What happened America?

Reviving all the goddamn Jim Crow laws and Exclusion acts, and maybe even reverting all of the Civil Rights Act. Hell, they're even going after the Indians.

Ironfist79@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 210d (2 replies)

Seems like things went to shit overnight.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 209d (1 reply)

Definitely not overnight for anyone who has been paying attention

lechekaflan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 209d

It's been long in the making, like it began almost 50 years ago when a bunch of influential fanatics had an idea of trying to get Supply Side Jesus land on earth.

HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 211d

I prefer it if Krispy Gnome had to prove she was human.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 17 pts · 210d

"Ihre Papiere, bitte."

chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 211d (4 replies)

How do you prove citizenship? A lot of (most?) people don't even have passports, which is the only federal ID that most people can get that establishes citizenship.

adarza@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 211d (3 replies)

the "real id" marked state id and dl also do, but have also been ignored by the police state.

leadore@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 211d

They've already come out and said the Real ID isn't proof of citizenship, just your identity.

chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 210d (1 reply)

Real ID isn't exclusive to US citizens. Non-citizen permanent residents and people here on temporary legal status such as work or student visas, DACA, etc get Real ID cards as well.

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 210d

green card holder with real ID here.

legally, though, I am required to carry my green card at all times and I moved to the US a decade ago.

Chozo@fedia.io · 13 pts · 211d

Glory to Arstotzka!

guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 210d (2 replies)

Ms. Noem, papers please!

Lor@leminal.space · 10 pts · 210d (1 reply)

They are gonna want tattooed id numbers next

guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 210d

Ms. Noem, you don't have the government mandated tattooed ID.

Come with us please.