She was a prostitute that caught the eye of King Leopold II, you know, the Belgian Congo guy. He ended up leaving her a pretty large portion of his blood money.
I think you could also make a strong argument for Zheng Yi Sao, basically seduced a pirate king and took over his fleet and became the most powerful pirate of all time.
Also, Lola Montez, who nearly brought down the bavarian monarchy.
Her ability to manipulate the king was so great that the Minister of State, Karl von Abel, was dismissed because he and his entire cabinet had objected to her being granted Bavarian nationality and the title of countess. The students at Munich University were divided in their sympathies, and conflicts arose shortly before the outbreak of the revolutions of 1848, which led the king, at Montez's insistence, to close the university.
Also, she is the subject of a great song by Volbeat
You could measure by how far it got you in life, so by some measures Melania could be considered a winner in that class. (First Lady, 40 million for a documentary, etc) I think she’s deplorable though.
Say sex worker instead of prostitute, and also people absolutely do rate and review sex workers, it's not exactly what you mean, but the review books and websites can trace their roots back to the late 1800s
unsurprisingly this thread reeks, the culture here is not as progressive and woke as people constantly whine about
I ask myself sometimes: if we use a new word for "something" what does change? ....surely there are words that were intended as insults from beginning on. But some words just become insults again if we switch the naming because the concept behind it is an insult rooted in soceiety no?. for example: 1980 "your mother is a whore" ,dont say whore its insulting say prostitute.... 2000 "your mother is a prostitute" dont say that... 2026 "yo mama is a sex worker" ... no matter how often we name it, the concept is causing it to end up as insult.
I am pretty sure that would be the woman that has the world record for having like 1000 dudes cum inside her in under 24 hours. A record I very much would like to beat. 😤
That's why you keep stats and measure objective metrics. "I think this is the best player" or "I think this is the best whore" are both equally subjective. But one is backed up by statistics, the other is not, but could be and therbt negating the difference.
And then, if the scoring criteria can be subjective, that can lead to a similar issue with results. Kind of how those ice-skating competitions rely on 3 experts' opinions rather than the mathematical accuracy of moves or timing accuracy of music synchronisation.
I wonder what the criteria might be, so they don't rely on keeping partner stats too lmao
I'm not fond of the cinema, myself, but I hear about new movies. What I hear is how much money they made on opening day. So yes, your comparison sits right with me.
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MantisToboggon@lemmy.world · 104 pts · 225d
We all know it's your mom.
d00phy@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 225d
Slowest pitch in history.
MantisToboggon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 224d
Not as slow as your moms fatass.
siha@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 224d
Wooooosh...
SirSamuel@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 225d
I, too, nominate this person's mother
muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com · 1 pts · 225d
Beet me to it
BradleyUffner@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 225d
That's why she's the best in the business!
atro_city@fedia.io · 1 pts · 225d
Red beet?
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 225d
I would gladly nominate your mother.
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 39 pts · 225d
I got with a goat prostitute once, she was baaaaaaaaad
siha@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 224d
makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 225d
There's a documentary on these 2 Dutch sisters in their 70s who have been in the game for over 100 years between them. So they're probably up there:
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2012/sep/17/oldest-prostitutes-amsterdam-70-twins
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 225d
Ben Franklin died too early.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 17 pts · 225d
Well there's Caroline Lacroix.
She was a prostitute that caught the eye of King Leopold II, you know, the Belgian Congo guy. He ended up leaving her a pretty large portion of his blood money.
LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 225d
I think you could also make a strong argument for Zheng Yi Sao, basically seduced a pirate king and took over his fleet and became the most powerful pirate of all time.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zheng_Yi_Sao
jagermo@feddit.org · 9 pts · 225d
Also, Lola Montez, who nearly brought down the bavarian monarchy.
Also, she is the subject of a great song by Volbeat
LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 224d
Haha are you trolling me? That's literally my favorite song, I posted about it just a couple days ago.
https://lemmy.world/post/41385078/21477362
njm1314@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 224d
Well I mean she's not a goat at being a prostitute she's a goat at being a pirate Queen.
m4xie@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 224d
I came here to say this
Wilco@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 224d
Its your mom!
prex@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 224d
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 225d
I read that as "prostates" and was confused but intrigued
everett@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 225d
Reading this left me prostrate.
GottaHaveFaith@fedia.io · 13 pts · 225d
Technically Eve fucked all the men in the world
village604@adultswim.fan · 6 pts · 225d
Her own sons included.
phonics@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 225d
If it's a business theyre keeping track. Data just isnt public or consolidated.
Tiger@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 225d
You could measure by how far it got you in life, so by some measures Melania could be considered a winner in that class. (First Lady, 40 million for a documentary, etc) I think she’s deplorable though.
atro_city@fedia.io · 11 pts · 225d
We all know Trump is the real throatgoat.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 225d
I thought that was Nancy Reagan
ViscloReader@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 223d
Nah I don't think this buffoon is good at anything. Especially sex
atro_city@fedia.io · 1 pts · 223d
Didn't he take Bill Clinton's fat cock?
manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 224d
Say sex worker instead of prostitute, and also people absolutely do rate and review sex workers, it's not exactly what you mean, but the review books and websites can trace their roots back to the late 1800s
unsurprisingly this thread reeks, the culture here is not as progressive and woke as people constantly whine about
jayambi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 223d
I ask myself sometimes: if we use a new word for "something" what does change? ....surely there are words that were intended as insults from beginning on. But some words just become insults again if we switch the naming because the concept behind it is an insult rooted in soceiety no?. for example: 1980 "your mother is a whore" ,dont say whore its insulting say prostitute.... 2000 "your mother is a prostitute" dont say that... 2026 "yo mama is a sex worker" ... no matter how often we name it, the concept is causing it to end up as insult.
maybe a bad example here but anyways
TheRealKuni@piefed.social · 8 pts · 225d
I understand that Nancy Reagan was the throat GOAT.
ickplant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 225d
But did she charge? Guess we’ll never know.
GuyFawkes@midwest.social · 6 pts · 224d
A better question is what stats would you keep if they were kept?
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 224d
Body count and total Net worth of johns divided by body count.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 225d
Eccentrica Gallumbits is #1.
Dadifer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 225d
How far out do her erogenous zones start?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 224d
I am pretty sure that would be the woman that has the world record for having like 1000 dudes cum inside her in under 24 hours. A record I very much would like to beat. 😤
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 225d
Because one is subjective the other is not.
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 225d
That's why you keep stats and measure objective metrics. "I think this is the best player" or "I think this is the best whore" are both equally subjective. But one is backed up by statistics, the other is not, but could be and therbt negating the difference.
thenoirwolfess@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 225d
And then, if the scoring criteria can be subjective, that can lead to a similar issue with results. Kind of how those ice-skating competitions rely on 3 experts' opinions rather than the mathematical accuracy of moves or timing accuracy of music synchronisation.
I wonder what the criteria might be, so they don't rely on keeping partner stats too lmao
Stern@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 225d
We could grade them like gymnasts or figure skaters. I'd watch competitive prostitution.
crank0271@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 225d
In a certain sense, I think many of us do.
atro_city@fedia.io · 2 pts · 225d
Not "in a sense". It is prostitution.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 225d
Pretty sure that's just called pornography.
Stern@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 225d
Pornography is competitive prostitution like movies are competitive plays.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 225d
I'm not fond of the cinema, myself, but I hear about new movies. What I hear is how much money they made on opening day. So yes, your comparison sits right with me.
lemmylommy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 225d
Number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan is Natalya Sagdiyev.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 224d
Gotta be Bonnie Blue she had a 1,000 man gangbang. Her body count is like 2k.
Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 223d
And has turned that into probably millions.
jimmy90@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 224d
sex worker
prostitutemelfie@lemy.lol · -1 pts · 225d