Fascist agitator gets silly stringed by a counter protester in Minneapolis, Jan 17 2026

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panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 171 pts · 207d (11 replies)

Why is he wearing a badge that says “infidel”?

I don’t know anything about his guy, but he looks like a professional crybaby.

Edit: oh, he wanted to also burn a Quran but didn’t go through with it. What a loser. 

glimse@lemmy.world · 144 pts · 207d

The moment before he makes this face

HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world · 91 pts · 207d (6 replies)

Fascists, since 9/11, firmly believe the act of existing as a non-muslim is astoundingly triggering and infuriating to all Muslims, who they believe are all baby and pet eating jihadist demons.

In reality they're just a bunch of brainlet posers who want attention like their parents and Grinder matches never gave them.

NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 207d (3 replies)

Meanwhile, having some Muslim friends has led me to the absolute horror of getting some free pizza. My buddy Mo ordered a personal pie at lunch, took one bite, and realized there was ham on it. He goes, “ah shit, anyone want this, I can’t have it”. No free pizza for fascists!

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 207d (2 replies)

A Muslim coworker gave me his old TV once. What a piece of shit

BCsven@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 205d

When I was a manager I had to take a few weeks off for a surgery. My team was 13 white dudes (atheist and Christian) and one brown Muslim dude. The Muslim dude was the only one that called to checkin and see if I was recovering OK. What a jerk.

madcaesar@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 206d

Plot twist, OP is blind and deaf!

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 207d

My father in law is like this. He thinks he's making a statement by avoiding meat marked as "halal". Oh well, more for us. I wish I were joking

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 207d

FYI you don't "match" on Grindr, Sniffies etc, Its an open message platform that's more based on distance than anything else.

51dusty@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 207d (2 replies)

the part I think is ironic about the infidel patch is that an infidel is someone accused of disbelief in the primary beliefs of a system/religion... the name fits perfectly since these ass hats obviously do not believe spirit of the Constitution.

ceenote@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 207d (1 reply)

He's a dingus who doesn't realize that "infidel" isn't just a Muslim thing.

JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 206d

He probably doesn't know about his mom's infidelity

peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 99 pts · 207d (11 replies)

Someone more clever than I needs to turn my favorite picture into a meme:

The crying neo-nazi everyone. They didn't have any boot flavored ICE cream left I suspect.

FoxyFerengi@startrek.website · 56 pts · 207d (9 replies)

I love that he's wearing a plate carrier like a fashy dweeb. Especially because people just lobbed water balloons and silly string at his face

SupraMario@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 207d (4 replies)

His plate carrier isn't even being worn properly. Dude is a cosplaying nazi, that's fucking dumb....where is my "thank god they're so fucking stupid" Ukraine image.

peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 206d (3 replies)

WITH NO PLATES!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

SupraMario@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 206d (1 reply)

To heavy for him, gotta lotta gut to carry around. They don't call them the gravy seals for nothing.

P00ptart@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 205d

I'm pretty sure they have to buy their own shit. That's why none of it matches.

FoxyFerengi@startrek.website · 3 pts · 206d

This is my favorite part tbh. What a dweeb

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 14 pts · 206d (1 reply)

Bahahahah fucking loser is crying over silly string and water balloons.

Nothing ruins the “strong man” propaganda that fascists push more than being a victim of stupid pranks.

chunes@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 206d

It could also be the cracked skull

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 206d

Doesn't even have any sapis in it, it's literally cosplay

Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 206d

"It finds that he was hit with something more damaging than a bullet, the plates stop bullet but nothing you can buy can protect your pride"

Metal silly string and water balloons

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 205d

SalamenceFury@lemmy.world · 87 pts · 207d (2 replies)

You got cum on your face

Big disgrace

Being a fascist all over the place

SINGING

WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU

WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU

NickwithaC@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 207d (1 reply)

* mock you

SalamenceFury@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 207d

When I said rocking ICE agents, I meant this:

Guarantee those gravy seals got livers/jaws made of glass.

EndOfLine@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 207d (23 replies)

Or, as it will be described after the next shooting, "federal agents sprayed with chemical weapons were justified in their use of lethal force."

lauha@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 207d (22 replies)
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Zahille7@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 206d (20 replies)

From the fucking start. I don't know why we're all still pussyfooting around. They're not, so why are we?

JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 206d (18 replies)

Because we are adults that understand and respect the rule of law, have lives , jobs, and families to risk, and are still hoping against hope that it doesn't need to come down to civilians firing on federal agents because nothing is going to get better from that point for a little while, and it is almost certainly going to get a whole lot more worse before it gets better.

I'm really tired of the Rambo larp online. If you want to be on the front line if it finally happens, what you should be doing now is planning and staying low profile. Stock dry food, clean water, first aid supplies. Buy a ham and learn how to remove a bullet, then learn to suture the wound. Make friends, develop trust, form networks. Maybe learn how to use a real radio, that will be more useful than a basement full of 5.56. But please, for the love of God, stop inciting others to violence before you experience the violence for yourself.

kadu@scribe.disroot.org · 5 pts · 206d (12 replies)

Rambo larp online

You do realize the rest of the world does protest by setting things on fire, attacking riot police, crafting handmade weaponry and much more, right?

I mean it, people with jobs and families and rule of law do exactly what you're saying you can't do. You realize that, right?

Your own weakness and the fact your population is disgracefully devoid of any civic duty (and nothing but saturated fat in your arteries) does not mean everybody else is "Rambo larping". We are asking why you are not reacting because we do react.

Imagine you're watching somebody in front of a moving train and they're not jumping away. To everybody else the obvious reaction is jumping, so we shout "what the hell are you doing, jump already!" and your reply would be "hurr durr this isn't a Spider Man movie, people can't jump I have a job, I'll stay here in front of the train tweeting angrily".

IronBird@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 206d (2 replies)

for an actual answer? the entire US public education system was designed around making docile factory workers with minimal critical thinking skills.

Cenzorrll@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 205d (1 reply)

This seems to only be true in conservative States.

IronBird@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 205d

nope, makes plenty of dumb as shit cityfolk too

JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 206d (5 replies)

Have you done much violent protesting?

kadu@scribe.disroot.org · 2 pts · 206d (4 replies)

Nothing I've personally done in regards to local protesting are things I'm willing to publicly state, even behind an "anonymous" account, thanks.

JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 206d

Lotta words when "no" was sufficient.

wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 206d (2 replies)

"Why isn't the whole of the UK on fire? Don't you see what's going on in Jaywick? Why do all you people suck so bad that you aren't setting everything on fire? Clearly the problem is you."

Hush now, people who actually have first hand experience with the country and populace are talking.

kadu@scribe.disroot.org · -2 pts · 206d (1 reply)

That's the dumbest non-reply possible. Congrats.

wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 206d

It's funny you think you deserve even as much as I gave you when you put so much effort into talking down at the people who you think should be piling their own corpses in the street.

"hurr durr" are you fucking kidding me with that shit? Did I take a time warp back to being a teen in the mid 2000s? Should we start calling things retarded and gay again while we're at it?

And the two points I'm making are pretty damn direct. Maybe you should work on the education situation where you're at if you're having trouble keeping up.

Tja@programming.dev · -3 pts · 206d (4 replies)

Rambo larp online

Larp and online are mutually exclusive...

JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 205d (3 replies)

Cool fucking pedantry, I know that you know what I meant because of your worthless comment.

Tja@programming.dev · 0 pts · 205d (2 replies)

Welcome to the internet. You'll hate it here.

JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 205d

That's your excuse for being a little shit? Everyone else it? You have the option to be better.

wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 206d

Fair enough. What's stopping you Mr. Freedom Fighter?

pwalker@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 202d

Please do not promote violence, it is against the lemmy.world code of conduct. https://legal.lemmy.world/tos/#1-attacks-on-people-or-groups

cosmicrookie@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 206d (1 reply)

🫡🫡🫡

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 206d

He suffers from Islam Derangement Syndrome.

undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch · 24 pts · 207d (1 reply)

Loving the “always be ready” badge. I don’t think he was ready.

Bazell@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 205d

It depends on what he was preparing for.

Kicking US citizens out of the country in any minute? Yes.

Cathing spidey's c**shot onto face? Probably not.

HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 207d

Not the first time this dude has had white goop on his chin I'm sure.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 206d

New Tab on Pornhub?

superkong47@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 205d

The fact this chode ass loser thinks this is comparable to a lynching shows exactly the kind of dumb soft ass nazi cuck he truly is

_chris@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 206d (4 replies)

Someone forgot how flammable silly string is.

BanMe@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 206d

Playing the long game, microplastics and VOC exposure.

wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 206d

There is such a thing as not tipping your hand early.

P00ptart@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 205d

This was my first thought.

Sunflier@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 205d

I'm honestly surprised someone hasn't used one of the drones you can get on Amazon to drop molitovs on either group.

GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 207d (1 reply)

Silly string is highly flammable.

Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 207d

New world Molotov

BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 207d

That's PUNISHABLE by DEATH! The Silly String NOT the Agitating!

mlg@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 205d

"INFIDEL! Yet again THE CALIPH must show you how to FIGHT"

III@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 206d

I have always wanted to ask an ICE agent if they find it tiresome having to tuck their clown nose into their mask every day.

WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 206d

Nazi money shot.

Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 205d (2 replies)

This dude is definitely a paid op. Everything about this man is a lie. I don't understand his anti-Jewish stance though. He has a famous picture of him wearing a yarmulke and kissing the Western Wall.

Gammelfisch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 205d (1 reply)

Hang on, I thought the loser is Jewish too. Their are photos of the POS kissing/licking the west wall.

Hats off to the African-American who helped get the shitstain, Lang, out of there.

Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 205d

Honestly that's probably for the best. Some humanity offered to a scumbag as a metaphorical second chance. This could even be seen at his god sending him a message. We'll see if he takes it.

PlaidBaron@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 206d (1 reply)

Is this an ICE agent or a simp for ICE?

tired_n_bored@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 206d

simp

saimen@feddit.org · 8 pts · 205d (1 reply)

More of this please

Bakkoda@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 205d

I got ya

HeadyBroccoli@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 206d

Is that the rope they lynched him with? 😂

Deceptichum@quokk.au · 8 pts · 206d (1 reply)
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Medic8teMe@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 206d

BuT iF We SHooT BaCK THEY'LL DeClare MarTail LaW...

Cattail@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 206d

be happy its only silly string

ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 207d (2 replies)

In the photo above, he looks like Charlie Kirk. Lol.

titanicx@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 207d (1 reply)

Who?

MotoAsh@piefed.social · 11 pts · 207d

Some guy hoisted by his own pitard. In a very roundabout way...

madcaesar@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 206d

His facial expressions shows he's definitely taken loads to the face before

k0e3@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 205d

He looks like he's about to get assimilated into the fungal hivemind that is MAGA.

dogbert@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 207d
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Bazell@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 205d

Peter Parker is being naughty again.

DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 205d

The Second Amendment should include a right to bear silly strings.

SabinStargem@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 206d (1 reply)

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 205d

shoots [whatever liquid you put into it]

swarfega@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 206d

I've not seen silly string since I was a kid. I figured it got banned or something.

libre_warrior@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 205d

Hah! We caught him!

DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 207d

They did much more than silly string him lol

coffee_nutcase207@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 206d

Love to see it

Zahille7@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 206d (1 reply)

I wonder if there's a way to make taser silly string?

Asking for a friend.

sol6_vi@lemmy.makearmy.io · 5 pts · 206d

Tell your friend silly string is extremely flammable and to be careful when playing with it. Don't want anyone to get hurt.

stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 204d

why is there so much politics

SystemL@literature.cafe · -11 pts · 207d

Ok