Bo'le of wa'er

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robocall@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 205d (11 replies)

This is how all Bri'ish speak

TheBat@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 205d (5 replies)
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Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 205d (3 replies)

Yeah, puggsys don't either. Nor tuppers.

rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 205d (2 replies)

Nor do bagboffers and whopnicks.

photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 205d (1 reply)

Or pumpernickels and breadsocks.

deHaga@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 205d

Grockles do tho

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 205d
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Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 205d (4 replies)

Pfffft. And all Americans say 'boddle of wadder'.

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 205d (2 replies)

Are you the
Buh'oh ah wa'ah
Or
Bah'ol ah wa'er
Or
Bo'el a wo'ah
Type of English?

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 205d (1 reply)

I speak the Queen's English (I haven't downloaded the update yet), so I'm more of a 'bottle of water' sort of English. Must be because I'm posh.

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 204d

Ah, RP, so
Bottol of wotta

not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 204d

to me they sound like "buddle of woderr"

robocall@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 205d (1 reply)

deHaga@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 205d

Crack head Geri

Noite_Etion@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 205d (1 reply)

They have war drums.

Them thieving bastards

djdarren@piefed.social · 1 pts · 205d

War Horse is all about war horse, like.

diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 205d (11 replies)

Españoles: "coge esa pistola"

Argentinos/Uruguayos: 😳😏🥵

robocall@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 205d (8 replies)

My college Spanish can't fail me... of course it just says "pick up that gun" and isn't some sort of double entendre that I don't understand

diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 205d (7 replies)

Your observations are correct.

::: spoiler NSFW explanation In Spain, "coger" is "to take", and "pistola" is "pistol/gun".

In Argentina/Uruguay, "coger" is slang/vulgarism for "to have sexual intercourse [with]", while "pistola" is also slang for penis. Literally "fuck that cock" or "have sex with that penis" :::

Klear@quokk.au · 13 pts · 205d

Ah, so it's kinda like "smoke a fag" in English / English (simplified)

stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 205d (2 replies)

never knew that

new slang unlocked

diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 204d (1 reply)

You'll be glad pleased to hear that "concha" ("shell/conch")...

::: spoiler NSFW ...is also a very vulgar form of calling the female genitals (akin to "cunt")

A common insult in Ar/Uy when you are really pissed off is "la concha de tu madre" ("your mother's conch/cunt") :::

stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 194d

hehe

mech@feddit.org · 3 pts · 205d (2 replies)

OK but in South America and Mexico, literally everything also means clock or duck.

Boakes@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 204d (1 reply)

They must be a very timely people!

mech@feddit.org · 2 pts · 204d

Dam autocorrect

Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 205d (1 reply)

In Portuguese from Portugal, one of the words for "queue" is "bicha",

In Portuguese from Brasil, "bicha" is a slang word for homosexual and has nothing to do with queues.

So the common Portuguese expression to tell somebody one's going to stand on a queue - "vou para a bicha" (literally "I'm going to the queue") - has a whole different meaning for Brasilians.

diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 192d

There's a similar double entendre in Ar/Uy. "Cola" is both "queue" and "tail/butt". Now the common expression is "haceme la cola", which could be taken as "do (stand in) the queue" or "do my butt"

J92@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 205d (5 replies)

Americans latching on to this, and then not batting an eye when their president acts like theres no L's in 'billions'.

"Beee'ins." What a goblin.

kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 205d (3 replies)

That's one guy, and he isn't exactly popular. If Sir Keith were the only one over there who talked funny, we wouldn't clown on you guys so much.

Honytawk@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 205d (2 replies)

Popular enough to win a fucking presidential election though, twice. So how unpopular is he really?

JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 204d

With significant evidence and whistleblower testimony that the elections were tampered with. How popular is that?

Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 204d

Being one iota better than Trump isn't enough when you actively tell your own base to fuck off and send the police to kick the shit out of the politically activated youth who make up your ground game.

When the Torries win next election, will it be evidence that the UK likes whoever is elected queen, or that Labor has killed any hope their base had of Labor enacting their will?

Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio · -5 pts · 205d

Rent free lmao

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 205d (4 replies)

How does a british say "bloody nose" without swearing?

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 205d (3 replies)

I think they call it a nosebleed. Or something ridiculous sounding, like an old red snooty boot.

deHaga@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 205d (1 reply)

We get nosebleeds, we give bloody noses

Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 204d

You don't find a bloody nose just lying around, you must get them from somewhere.

bob_lemon@feddit.org · 4 pts · 205d

*bloody nosebleed

stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 205d (3 replies)

also why is the "innit" there like what that's not how that word is used

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 204d

Innit tho

morphballganon@mtgzone.com · 3 pts · 204d

How else will readers know they're Bri'ish innit

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 204d

idomatically that's exactly how it's used - as one would say, "right?" "okay" "eh?" "feel me?" "dig?" "am I right?" "see?" "no?" at the end of a sentence in other epochs/cultures.

djdarren@piefed.social · 7 pts · 205d

you fukkin wot m8?!

swear on me mum...

Nomecks@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 204d

Shouldn't the title be bo'o'o'wo'ah?

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 204d

u've got red on ye' guvna!

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 205d (1 reply)

"have"?
I think you mean 'ave, mate, innit?

zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 205d

You 'avin a giggle mate?

ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online · 4 pts · 204d

I like how they just made the British dog's nose massive.

stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 205d

premium shitposting

Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 205d

He has blood on his bloody nose.

hectorcruz123@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 204d

Cheerio! It’s all fun and games until someone actually drops the 'T' and we realize we're just talking in cursive. ☕️

nodiratime@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 204d

I thought the joke was that the politicians all use coke at first.

PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social · 2 pts · 204d

[Sad Tycho Brahe noises]