I had a neighbor who had a big hedge right in the middle of his yard. I asked him about it one day.
He said that it was his father's 1934 ford that he had parked there in 1961 when it quit working. He drained the fluids and left it in the front yard for the rainy earth to eat it through and grow up into a new hedge.
Big night last night, blunt was rolled and smoked which is out of character. It's singed, brown corpse is relaxing at the edge of an ash pool inside the "ass"-tray my wife bought a few years ago. The wrapper is also on my desk. Two is my answer.
Lots of clutter, no trash. Maybe some of the papers in the coffee table that my toddler has scribbled on are trash, but I'm saving those for re-use until they get crumpled or I see her choose not to use them when she'a drawing.
On a highway in the midwest US and the shoulders are clean, but also covered in snow. The snow is a double edge here with equally covering up and making trash more visibly at the same time.
34 Comments
IcedRaktajino@startrek.website · 43 pts · 209d
Trash? None.
Clutter / work-in-progress: No comment.
fizzle@quokk.au · 8 pts · 209d
This comment has inspired me to move all the "work in progress" off my desk and on to some other table today.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 209d
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com · 12 pts · 209d
I had a neighbor who had a big hedge right in the middle of his yard. I asked him about it one day.
He said that it was his father's 1934 ford that he had parked there in 1961 when it quit working. He drained the fluids and left it in the front yard for the rainy earth to eat it through and grow up into a new hedge.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 209d
Nearly 200 pounds of trash made up of 70% water and a bunch of carbons... 🙃
three@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 209d
You shouldn't talk about your mother like that.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 209d
Lmao my mom actually weighs less than me.
My mom was like: "why u so fat? lose some weight jesus christ"
And I was like: "Sorry mom, I've become American. It's your fault for bringing me here."
Yep that's my excuse. I'm fat? No, I'm just American.
three@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 209d
Lmao didn't ask; just a joke ;)
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 209d
No trash, loooootta dust.
urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 209d
Not much
meow@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 209d
Shure, if you define trash to not be that laptop...
MY LAPTOP BTW >:)
Ledivin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 209d
None!
...but that's because I'm on the shitter and not at my desk.
Gnugit@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 209d
Zero
Denjin@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 209d
Do you consider the sofa I'm sat on a surface? In that case one me.
theherk@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 209d
Hey, don’t talk about our friend Denjin that way.
THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 209d
None because I'm laying in bed and my nightstand is too small for garbage.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 209d
Does dog fur count as trash?
lowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 209d
Big night last night, blunt was rolled and smoked which is out of character. It's singed, brown corpse is relaxing at the edge of an ash pool inside the "ass"-tray my wife bought a few years ago. The wrapper is also on my desk. Two is my answer.
toomanypancakes@piefed.world · 3 pts · 209d
2 trash here, I gotta get those.
disregardable@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 209d
There are a few flecks of rice/onion peel on my dish drying mat. Today is laundry day, so it'll be washed soon.
zxqwas@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 209d
A very modest amount of dust. It's a bathroom sink.
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social · 3 pts · 209d
There is 1 trash on it
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 209d
I'm on my porch, and what's out here is 50% trash.
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 209d
Lots of clutter, no trash. Maybe some of the papers in the coffee table that my toddler has scribbled on are trash, but I'm saving those for re-use until they get crumpled or I see her choose not to use them when she'a drawing.
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 3 pts · 209d
None
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 209d
I’m at my sisters. She has kids.
Sooooo much mess.
felixwhynot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 209d
One partly used tissue. It’s on a nightstand.
Perspectivist@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 209d
Empty can, a tooth-pick and a piece of wrapper from a cookie packaging I just opened
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 209d
Zero. I’m on a public transit train. Surprisingly no trash. It isn’t clean, but no litter.
starlinguk@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 209d
Glasses, Nintendo Switch, ear buds, tin of sweets, lamp. No trash. Trash goes in the bin.
stringere@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 209d
On a highway in the midwest US and the shoulders are clean, but also covered in snow. The snow is a double edge here with equally covering up and making trash more visibly at the same time.
queerstudbroalex@piefed.ca · 1 pts · 209d
Some things are trash, while some I just need to move to better places.
alternategait@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 208d
HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 209d
Inside, nothing noticeable.
Outside, also nothing noticeable.
AmidFuror@fedia.io · 0 pts · 209d
I'm lying in bed, so just my trash girlfriend.
northernlights@lemmy.today · -1 pts · 209d
None, am on a boat