The president of America appears to poop his pants and immediately ends a press conference (Forbes video that doesn't mention the pooping, but you hear it on mic)

Lmao, did he admit to it on his bullshit social platform? (I refuse to visit to go see)

It's Kathryn Burgum, wife of Interior Secretary (and former North Dakota governor) Doug Burgum.

Being from North Dakota, you'd think she'd be used to the smell of manure.

Ba dan 🥁 tsss

The rest of the group is completely used to it!

Eh, the age limit should be the same as the general age of pension, and it should only apply for being able to be voted in.

This means that if you get voted in at 65, than you are able to serve that term, but nothing longer.

Weak. I'm calling for Logan's Run numbers. Everyone over 30 get out of office.

Or 21, if you liked the book better.

65 is too old. 55 is ok. 60 is acceptable but pushing it, and only if the job they are affected for lasts 4ish years

And I'm in the above age brackets, btw.
Most people in my age range have no fucking idea how to run a washing machine, so they deffo shouldn't be allowed to run governments or councils etc etc.
Age these old bastards out so they go and fuck up their garden rather than fucking up the whole world.

At least then we could smell them coming.

They did the maxipad on the ear thing for like a week after God himself came down from the heavens and saved Trump from James high school rifle club reject sniper Bond 360 noscope. Maybe this time they will wear adult diapers to show solidarity.

sh.itjust.stinks

Is that a valid tld yet?

No, thanks.

And they all think it's "gay" to wipe.

Manly Men Don't Wipe

Its real. Your can hear it.... See the reactions.... Then he quickly end the session and wants everyone out of the room immediately.

Plus, listen as the open mic catches an intern saying something like "I don't want to do this again"

About 33 seconds into the clip there is a squelching fart noise. It aligns with the lady in green's quickly-stifled horrified reaction. The fart noise had a wet component to the sound, as if liquid was oozing out in addition to gas. It's quite probable that he ended the meeting because he gave himself a mud ring and had to go wipe it and change his diaper.

It's such a perfect sound it really does seem fake, especially if you listen to it a couple times to be sure.

Like the opposite of semantic satiation.

After so many listens, it's stops being a fart sound and starts sounding like an obvious sound effect added in for gags.

It just elicits a visual, you can tell with you ears it's not dry.

Fuck off with that comment.

It would have cost you literally nothing not to make that comment.

It is, indeed, a talking asshole.

You're into different stuff than me, but you do you!

~0:34

https://files.catbox.moe/hoyxgg.mp4

https://imgur.com/a/sinAsdf

https://youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg (source)

If he’s old enough that this is a concern, then maybe he shouldn’t be the president of the goddamn United States

I would normally agree, but this man deserves to feel shame wherever he can get it.

You're right but I'll make an exception for this asshole in particular. He shouldn't be president at this age. He should be in prison for attempted coup.

Why the fuck is our president shitting himself while on duty? Fuck him.