This is my 6,000th post on Lemmy. It's been great eating beans and learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys! Brb, gotta send my weekly nudes to the admins

Aww, I’m touched! You shouldn’t have… no really, I don’t think this will fit up there.

I’m glad you are here as well!

As far as the nudes go, I started doing art periods and genres. Impressionism, cubism, surrealism, abstraction… my butthole has many iterations.

... stool samples?

... kinda difficult to ship physically, but we could all just literally provide a daily shit post, just so you know how regular we all are, potentially screen for internal bleeding or a few conditions.

Glad to be here!

Feet pics once? That’s a bargain. I hope you got a pedicure for your submission!

Thank you! 🫘 forever!

I didn't understand her bean reference and I'm scrolling down the comments trying to figure it out and it's still pretty cryptic down here.

You are a legend still. Everyone needs someone to aspire to!

Thank you. The orb will be pondered.

Thank you so much! I do love those night creatures. Gonna get a tattoo of each eventually.

It looks like the original post is gone, but there was a guy 2.5 years ago who asked how to avoid pooping for 3 days. It generated a lot of buzz and was the first big insider meme that appeared on Lemmy to my knowledge.

https://lemmy.world/post/616615

I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? - Lemmy.world

lemmy.world

Please don’t ask why I need this. It would be great if the food also made me sweat less. It has to be something I can easily find. EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION: - I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities. - I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere. - I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere. - I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully). - Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself. - If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets. Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

Keep going, you’re giving me a run for my money!

<3 right back

Your pocket beans are leaking.

I post a lot in various animal communities and various shitpost/meme communities. If you don’t visit those or have them blocked… you probably wouldn’t see me.

Happily married but will send feet pics for the right price.

Here you go:

Hmmm I wonder why?

Thank you! I just have the one account, so all the love goes here.