What psychopath would try to lure pure, innocent and very important billionaires in the warzone that is California? Don't they know we would be lost without their genius and greatness?...
Financial obesity is an existential threat to any society that tolerates it, and needs to cease being celebrated, rewarded, and positioned as an aspirational goal.
Corporations are the only ‘persons’ which should be subjected to capital punishment, but billionaires should be euthanised through taxation.
SAN FRANCISCO — As California struggles with homelessness and healthcare cuts, some activists are taking on an unexpected cause: fighting for billionaires.
About a dozen people took part in the “March for Billionaires” on Saturday morning in San Francisco to raise awareness about the plight of the ultrarich. Although some assumed the event was satire, organizer Derik Kauffman said it was a sincere protest against a potential new tax on the state’s wealthiest residents.
And 10-20 to people showed up to actually protest.
56 Comments
roofuskit@lemmy.world · 117 pts · 221d
Good to know so many will be in one place at the same time...
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 221d
It's supposed to be a march for billionaires. I doubt many will show up themselves. The people marching will mostly be bootlickers.
foodandart@lemmy.zip · 39 pts · 221d
..so the rally should really be called "Simp for Billionaires.."
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 220d
Well yes, but the organizers were never going to do that.
ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works · 36 pts · 221d
Careful, he's watching...
roofuskit@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 221d
We'll have him for dinner too.
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 220d
He can finally meet Charlie in Valhalla.
Puddinghelmet@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 216d
Same for that news anchor's Savannah Guthrie's mother :( I do hope they find her

HeyJoe@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 220d
Hmm so your saying it's a trap?
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 220d
Shhhhh don’t tell them
HeyJoe@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 221d
Will they send the butlers and maids in their place?
Hackworth@piefed.ca · 26 pts · 221d
The billionaires will teleoperate robots for the march.
HetareKing@piefed.social · 41 pts · 220d
Certainly, in the same way that failing to catch a bank robber and allowing them to skip town is expensive.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 220d
I’m proposing a march for guillotines on the same day
boogiebored@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 220d
Could be at the same place, same time!
Most likely the participants will be poor astroturfers sent on behalf of the billiodogs.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 220d
Still would be the symbolic gesture they deserve
architect@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 220d
It’s all those ceos of saas companies thiel fucked sent to do it
hOrni@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 220d
What if we rage on behalf of the machine?
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 220d
I liked RATM before they became all woke and political!
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 220d
This still makes me cackle every time I see it
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 13 pts · 220d
It's one of the follow-ups that sends me.
"What machine did you think they were raging against? A dishwasher?"
ooterness@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 221d
Does anyone know where to sign up for all these paid protesting gigs? Because I can't imagine a sane person going to this one voluntarily.
trolololol@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 220d
I hear there's also a Luigi March happening at the same time same place.
phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 220d
Can you imagine? So many billionaires all in one public place?
isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 220d
Imagine if you put them all on an island!
Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 220d
We just had that #EpsteinFiles
isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 219d
(that's the joke)
GladiusB@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 220d
Atherton California. Look it up.
ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al · 24 pts · 221d
Is it like a hunt?
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 221d
It really should be. 😂
Red_October@piefed.world · 21 pts · 220d
My lawyer suggests I not comment on what can be done with this.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 221d
All I am hearing in this post is that there is at least 200 billion dollars just waiting to be liberated.
vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 221d
Wow, that article is fucking brutal to read. Hope the organizer falls in the shower.
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 220d
How long has it been since someone was tarred and feathered?
Lioffproxy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 220d
Be such a shame if a mass shooting happened that day
Rooty@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 219d
Guys, it's an ai startup trying to ragebait you for free media coverage. You can stop posting about it.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 220d
zikzak025@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 221d
So, if this is indeed trying to be legit, what is stopping people from just co-opting the event as an act of protest against billionaires anyways?
boogiebored@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 220d
I thought California taxes were REALLY BAD and everyone HATES it there???
🤔
III@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 220d
What psychopath would try to lure pure, innocent and very important billionaires in the warzone that is California? Don't they know we would be lost without their genius and greatness?...
DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth · 9 pts · 220d
"Greetings from California Oblast my fellow Americans! Billionaires are great amirite?"
-This guy maybe?
Almacca@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 220d
Oh it's definitely a joke, dude.
Etterra@discuss.online · 8 pts · 220d
Watch them hire a bunch of people to protest for them.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 220d
I’ll do it for free.
epicthundercat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 220d
Class traitor or joke?
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 220d
I mis-read the comment and thought it was "protest them".
Though it'd be fun to hold a mock "March For Billionaires" and dress as your favorite oligarch.
Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 219d
Wear an Anne Bolin costume where you're carrying your own severed head.
nonentity@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 219d
Financial obesity is an existential threat to any society that tolerates it, and needs to cease being celebrated, rewarded, and positioned as an aspirational goal.
Corporations are the only ‘persons’ which should be subjected to capital punishment, but billionaires should be euthanised through taxation.
epicthundercat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 220d
They are probably all pedos, too. Someone should check their Internet history.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 220d
It's going on now, I'd kill for a livestream...
jh29a@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 220d
It's february though!
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 3 pts · 220d
Are The Yes Men still around?
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 218d
LA Times article
And 10-20 to people showed up to actually protest.
nonentity@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 219d
Every healthy society needs a robust guillotine maintenance and repair workforce.
altphoto@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 214d
Since they're marching, they should get at least one billionaire right? One tasty billionaire, Doughnut!!
beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 220d
Where are the marathon bombers when we need them?