My vote goes to the antepenultimate one

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DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 63 pts · 193d (5 replies)

"Y'all..."

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 45 pts · 193d (3 replies)

And, my favorite, "all'a y'all".

Example 1:
"Fuck all'a y'all!"

Example 2:
"We're having a party and all'a y'all are invited."

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 193d

The correctly punctuated version actually somehow has even more fucking apostrophes…

fartographer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 192d

I know y'all're gonna hate me for this, but y'all've'nt told me y'alls stance on contractions

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 192d

Except that one isn't as good for a general greeting as it means "each of you individually"

"Y'all suck" - the group of you sucks

"All'a y'all suck" - each of you individually sucks, there is not a one of you who doesn't, the group also sucking is implied

A general greeting is generally addressed to the crowd, with collective individual statements being more intimate and often only used during more emotional statements. Eg, "all y'all have contributed to the success that brought us here tonight, thank you" is normal, but "all y'all've been an excellent audience tonight" ain't right

Flames5123@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 192d

As a southern refugee living in the PNW, I say this all the time at work. It’s the best gender neutral way to address a group.

DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth · 40 pts · 193d (1 reply)

Hey meatbags!

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 68 pts · 193d

And for the dismount as you leave:

jjjalljs@ttrpg.network · 33 pts · 193d (1 reply)

There was discussion about what the NYC subway announcements should say instead of "ladies and gentlemen".

My vote was "listen up you little shits, [this train is going express until canal Street or whatever]"

I think they went with "everyone", however.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 193d

Another choice would be "Hey! We're drivin' heah!"

moakley@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 193d (2 replies)

I like the preantepenultimate one, and I'm not just saying that to use the word.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 193d

That would 100% be a legitimate enough reason, though 😁

AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 192d

"preantepenultimate [...], and I'm not just saying that to use the word."

Whatever your reasons, I'm glad you used that word, because it's a damn good word and I'm putting it on my list of good words (a silly project that I've had for a few years now)

huppakee@piefed.social · 26 pts · 193d (4 replies)

Hello everyone,

SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 193d

How are you? Fine, thank you.

Ohmygah!

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 193d

Hi everybody! But only ever in Dr. Nick’s voice.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 193d

Bold!

Fizz@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 193d

Hello everynyan

tiredofsametab@fedia.io · 23 pts · 193d

I like J Kenji Lopze-Alt's "Guys, Gals, and non-binary pals" for inclusivity and being not overly-formal. Then again, I'm a cishet guy so feel free to point out any flaws I may not see.

pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 22 pts · 193d (1 reply)

DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 193d

HI DR. NICK!

missingno@fedia.io · 22 pts · 193d (1 reply)

"Hey ladies, hey fellas, and the people that don't give a FUCK" - inclusive king Fred Durst

A7thStone@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 193d

In not going to say Limp Bizkit sucks, you know it, I know it, I'm not going to say it.

-Trent Reznor

Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 22 pts · 193d (1 reply)

In undergrad I had an O-Chem Prof, from England, who would start each class by gathering our collective attention with, "Oi, You Lot!". Awesome and Epic

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 193d

😘👌

MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 193d

"Kings and Queens and In-betweens"

"Theydies and gentlethem"

BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz · 15 pts · 193d

“Hi”

My social skills are beyond your comprehension

rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 193d

Oi cunts

schema@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 193d

Alright everybody, be cool, this is a robbery.

gmtom@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 193d

Girls gays and theys isn't trying to be inclusive at all though?

It's basically a way to say "anyone that isn't a straight man"

hedge_lord@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 193d

"Attention Bajoran workers"

djdarren@piefed.social · 11 pts · 193d (1 reply)

"'Sup, cunts?"

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 193d

perfectly inclusive, only excludes non cunts, and who wants to speak to them?

TomMasz@piefed.social · 10 pts · 193d (1 reply)

Now I'm remembering the smell of K-Mart: A mix of rancid popcorn oil and cigarettes.

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 193d

And piss, don't forget the piss.

captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 193d

"Hey bitches, and bros and non-binary hoes!"

princess@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 193d

"Attention, duelists!" <- my hair

SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 193d

And when addressing an individual instead of the crowd:

"You there! No, not you, the other one!"

dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 193d (2 replies)

“Hey y’all!”

Texas may have more (far, far more) than it’s fair share of problems, but y’all is gender neutral and works both as singular and plural.

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 193d (1 reply)

How large of a group is required before you'd say: Hey all y'all

dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 193d

I think it’s more about group density. 1,000 people in an auditorium is “hey y’all,” 100 people at a park is “hey all y’all”

LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 193d

What's poppin, primates?

Turnhose@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 193d (1 reply)

Meine Damen und Herren und alle dazwischen und außerhalb. :)

Slashme@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 192d

Darn, I came here to say this and didn't even bother to CTRL-F. You beat me to it.

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 193d

Lads, lasses and lessers <--- queerphobic version

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 193d

sup cunts

Una@europe.pub · 5 pts · 193d

meow

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 192d

"Sup motherfuckers"

slothrop@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 193d

<..googles aunty penny...>

I concur!

Klear@quokk.au · 3 pts · 193d

Hey ladies, fellas and everyone between

archonet@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 193d (1 reply)

I've always been partial to "ladies, boys, and ladyboys..." myself.

MBM@lemmings.world · 2 pts · 193d

Ew

Slashme@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 192d

I prefer Jan Böhmermann's version:

Meine Damen und Herren und alle dazwischen und außerhalb

(Ladies and gentlemen and all in between and beyond)

HexesofVexes@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 193d

Hello folks! - informally archaic

alt_xa_23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 192d

Friends, enemies, and frenemies

Nima@leminal.space · 3 pts · 192d

"Alright, chat!"

laranis@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 192d

Hey, chat!

AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 193d

IDK what others think of it, but I like "Laddies ( or however you spell that plural of lad ), Lasses, and Lasso's" from The Click.

GR4CELESS@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 192d

"Rejoice, guys, gals, and other pals! Samira's back!"