I need to start taking benzodiazepines or blood pressure meds. Fake shit getting engagement online boils my blood. I can't believe people are this stupid. A reasonable person would go "that never happened" and the post should die into obscurity. But instead this. And then there's the degenerates willing to defend it "nothing ever happens", as a retort which makes me angrier, because literally 99% of this stuff really never happens.
I saw this posted a few years ago and apparently the stickers were designed and placed there by pranksters. Which, you know, should have been pretty obvious to everyone to begin with.
If this was in a c/funny or a c/microblog community it'd be a little scammy. But in this comm I actually think it's too good to be a shitpost. What has become of the low-effort garbo we used to know and love?
In this case, and many others, when the humor is in part derived from the absurdity of such an event occurring. Yes, authentic and genuine has much more value.
I can suspend disbelief for a standup comedian or comedy flick. Because they are isolated from reality unlike social media which is not explicit in that it's woven in reality.
For me this would be hilarious if it actually occurred, because of the fact that it did. Not because spreading ass cheeks is peak humor that I need to suspend disbelief to appreciate it.
If it helps, I also can't really appreciate wrestling as entertainment.
After searching around for a bit, and finding only a single Etsy listing for this sticker, I’ve come to the conclusion that this is an ad for that overpriced sticker.
I mean, it’s legit in that the sticker exists. Whether there was an uproar over the sticker’s usage, which I believe seems unlikely, I smell something fishy.
The modern internet is such a weird place. A gypsy market within a fully stocked library that also houses a compendium of games. I don’t love it.
This is like when people's mom's pretend to not know what sex is. The artist knew what they were doing. The managers knew it when they paid for the stickers. Like everyone involved in this process "wink/nudge collaborated" to get this into a bathroom
Generally, when looking at a vertical representation of horizontal space, we think of the top as further away from the viewer, and the bottom as closest (think the graphics on your stove letting you know which know goes to which burner... the back burners are the top ones, and the fronts are the bottom.
The only reason to have the faucet appear as closer and ypur hands as farther away is to intentionally make it loom dirty...
...Unless this graphic is telling you to stand on the far side of the basin and wash someone else's hands for them.
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Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 104 pts · 167d
They knew.
thenextguy@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 167d
They planned it.
pewpew@feddit.it · 96 pts · 167d
100% sure they did this on purpose
JoShmoe@ani.social · 16 pts · 167d
They always does this.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 166d
And if isn't they, it's them.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · -22 pts · 167d
Hoping english isn't your first language.
anise@quokk.au · 6 pts · 167d
you can also explain the mistake they made, instead of doing… this?
JoShmoe@ani.social · 1 pts · 166d
why bother¿
Reygle@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 166d
aeration1217@lemmy.org · 14 pts · 166d
goatse left such a cultural impact
Shootfast@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 166d
OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 166d
lechekaflan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 166d
mika_mika@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 167d
I need to start taking benzodiazepines or blood pressure meds. Fake shit getting engagement online boils my blood. I can't believe people are this stupid. A reasonable person would go "that never happened" and the post should die into obscurity. But instead this. And then there's the degenerates willing to defend it "nothing ever happens", as a retort which makes me angrier, because literally 99% of this stuff really never happens.
El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip · 58 pts · 167d
I saw this posted a few years ago and apparently the stickers were designed and placed there by pranksters. Which, you know, should have been pretty obvious to everyone to begin with.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 167d
This platform is absolutely notorious for missing obvious satire.
El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 167d
Definitely the first thing that stood out to me when I joined.
sundray@lemmus.org · 8 pts · 167d
If this was in a c/funny or a c/microblog community it'd be a little scammy. But in this comm I actually think it's too good to be a shitpost. What has become of the low-effort garbo we used to know and love?
village604@adultswim.fan · -2 pts · 166d
So something has to be real to be funny?
It's called suspension of disbelief.
mika_mika@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 166d
In this case, and many others, when the humor is in part derived from the absurdity of such an event occurring. Yes, authentic and genuine has much more value.
I can suspend disbelief for a standup comedian or comedy flick. Because they are isolated from reality unlike social media which is not explicit in that it's woven in reality.
For me this would be hilarious if it actually occurred, because of the fact that it did. Not because spreading ass cheeks is peak humor that I need to suspend disbelief to appreciate it.
If it helps, I also can't really appreciate wrestling as entertainment.
crazycraw@crazypeople.online · 28 pts · 167d
there is nothing confusing about it. use hands to spread your asshole and prepare for cock, apparently.
.... but please, use clean hands to spread them cheeks.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 167d
And take off that ring.
pivot_root@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 167d
I can't remember if I was wearing it before, but I'm not wearing it now. It's probably fine. I think. Maybe.
gigachad@piefed.social · 24 pts · 167d
They knew
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 167d
Knew what?
...Also why is there a picture of a person opening their anus up for that penis?
Edit: my mistake. It's quite obviously a picture of a mushroom, a huge kidney bean with a hole in it, and a pair of gloves. I was way off!
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 167d
These pictures don’t look real at all.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 167d
After searching around for a bit, and finding only a single Etsy listing for this sticker, I’ve come to the conclusion that this is an ad for that overpriced sticker.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 166d
If it is legit, the faucet design makes no sense.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 166d
I mean, it’s legit in that the sticker exists. Whether there was an uproar over the sticker’s usage, which I believe seems unlikely, I smell something fishy.
The modern internet is such a weird place. A gypsy market within a fully stocked library that also houses a compendium of games. I don’t love it.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 166d
I mean "legit" in that it was designed to really just be a hands and sink rather than a butthole and penis.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 166d
Ah, I gotcha now. Yeah, it’s definitely just goatse+1 penis. The spout and sink aren’t even reminiscent of any plumbing I’ve ever seen.
ToTheGraveMyLove@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 166d
No way that wasn't intentional
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 166d
not accidental
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 166d
Also not viral
nevetsg@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 166d
an attempt has been made.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 166d
I mean, 4 million views is a lot. If I uploaded a video of my cat locking her fat belly got 4 million views I'd say it went viral
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 167d
The Gay Agenda is clear now: proper manual hygiene after butt stuff.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 167d
Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 166d
They hate us cuz they anus?
IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com · 11 pts · 167d
I don't get how that's even supposed to be a sink.what faucet looks like that? And what sink is shaped that way?
Also, why is the asshole, I mean drain ...black on the left one?
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 167d
Because the lining on the left is in black.
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 166d
This is like when people's mom's pretend to not know what sex is. The artist knew what they were doing. The managers knew it when they paid for the stickers. Like everyone involved in this process "wink/nudge collaborated" to get this into a bathroom
axexrx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 166d
Generally, when looking at a vertical representation of horizontal space, we think of the top as further away from the viewer, and the bottom as closest (think the graphics on your stove letting you know which know goes to which burner... the back burners are the top ones, and the fronts are the bottom.
The only reason to have the faucet appear as closer and ypur hands as farther away is to intentionally make it loom dirty...
...Unless this graphic is telling you to stand on the far side of the basin and wash someone else's hands for them.
pipi1234@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 166d
Thumbs are in the wrong way is they wanted to depict a person in front of a washing basin.
This is definitely on purpose.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 166d
While I agree with your conclusion, stick your hands under the water palms up and see which way your thumbs point.
Unless the picture depicts someone washing their hands and dick in a sink, though in that case it's the arms that are wrong.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 166d
Confusing?
They spelled 'suggestive' incorrectly.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 166d
how come nobody is mentioning that it is probably just funny vandalism?
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 166d
Nothing confusing there
phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 166d
Yeah, this has to be AI
Nobody "designs" that without knowing exactly what they're doing
axexrx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 166d
Pretty sure I saw that same design more than a decade ago tho.
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 166d
Mind the gap.
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 166d
Por favor muéstrame su culo
m3t00@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 166d
'when you see it say got it' spam
SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 166d
Now, what does this remind me of?
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 166d
Ah yes I love washing my hands palms up, just like a
humanregular person!__Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 166d
What? Do you only wash the backs of your hands?
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 166d
No I wash both the back and front and in between the fingers and under the nails.
village604@adultswim.fan · 2 pts · 166d
So at some point in washing your hands they'll be palm up?