So much "nerd" paraphernalia is BS... This one is ridiculous (one doesn't get to "be a programmer" by sorting and collecting 10 personality traits as if they're goals or achievements) but at least it shows varied syntax in the C language: the number of unique keywords is very high.
To show you're a nerd, don't go with obvious "look, this is what I am" but use dogwhistles (Conway's Game of Life or fractals can look like knitting patterns) or to be obvious, some things you personally like or made. Badge with your distro's logo or mascot, code you actually wrote or its output, wearable blinkenlights project... Just be more focused on your interests than yourself.
TIL my idea of casual is actually ultra casual. That is pretty much what I wear at work in summer. In winter I would switch to trousers and add a jumper.
I always thought my casual was actually business because of the collared work shirt. Are you telling me I need a jacket or some sort of overcoat for it to actually be business?
And on most tech companies, "clothed" counts as business casual. Chinos with sneakers and a t-shirt is a way of saying you are looking to be promoted to a management role.
Almost every tech company Iāve worked at has had a āInvestors are coming, dress upā day. And when asked what ādress upā meant they said, āwear one of the more recent company branded t-shirt/hoodies we gave outā.
Business casual is a dress shirt and chinos/dress pants, loafers and sometimes a blazer/sports coat. Basically the omission of the tie and the fancy dress shoes makes it business casual. A polo and chinos is only business casual in a big box store or the tech industry. Anywhere else itās just casual.
I'm so confused. Business casual has always meant nice pants, button down shirt, but no tie or overcoat where I've been. I've also never seen the distinction between ultra casual and casual... maybe 'work casual' compared to 'casual.'
I own a kilt and have the little bag that goes around my waist. When I wear that shit (usually at the RenFest) with no underwear, I totally get dresses. Airy, freeing, so easy to lift it and just piss. It needs to be societally acceptable.
47 Comments
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 108 pts · 188d
excuse me, but my variable declarations are up here
snap@feddit.org · 9 pts · 188d
I spilled my drink laughing at your comment. Thanks
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 188d
Oh no, did I forget the
//at the start of the line?comments are supposed to be ignored
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 187d
Clothes like these are great if one is a creepy nerd. One has an excuse good to go if caught.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 34 pts · 188d
Here are some of the missing pixels:
Speiser0@feddit.org · 19 pts · 187d
Typical boring useless shit code. Using bad variable names, and in the end you just say "look, I can count to 10".
Before sorting: 8 6 1 10 5 9 3 2 4 7 Does it have a meaning? I don't think so.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 6 pts · 187d
Yeah, nobody writes that except to make a single joke
A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 1 pts · 187d
A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 9 pts · 187d
int personality = sizeof(goals);
Feels a bit simplified to me.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 7 pts · 187d
You are correct, that is simplified. The whole line is
To get the length of an array in C, it's necessary to divide its memory footprint by the size of a single element!
BTW you can see what appears to be ASCII in the background of that image. You can decode it if you're bored.
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 187d
Oof, this would genuinely make me like someone less. Like, it's great that you like nerd stuff but that's just bullshit...
Jayjader@jlai.lu · 6 pts · 187d
Yeah, go big or go home with this kind of stuff. Give me some Linux kernel source code, maybe even some well-known RFC!
Chais@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 187d
I suggest RFC 2549: IP over Avian Carriers with Quality of Service .
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 1 pts · 187d
So much "nerd" paraphernalia is BS... This one is ridiculous (one doesn't get to "be a programmer" by sorting and collecting 10 personality traits as if they're goals or achievements) but at least it shows varied syntax in the C language: the number of unique keywords is very high.
To show you're a nerd, don't go with obvious "look, this is what I am" but use dogwhistles (Conway's Game of Life or fractals can look like knitting patterns) or to be obvious, some things you personally like or made. Badge with your distro's logo or mascot, code you actually wrote or its output, wearable blinkenlights project... Just be more focused on your interests than yourself.
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 1 pts · 188d
You've found them.
LasseKB@sopuli.xyz · 23 pts · 187d
The existence of business casual implies the existence of business competitive
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 8 pts · 187d
The same with casual sex...
chirospasm@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 188d
Something something I see sharp dress
C# dress something something
generic_computers@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 188d
'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a C#-dressed man
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 17 pts · 188d
TIL my idea of casual is actually ultra casual. That is pretty much what I wear at work in summer. In winter I would switch to trousers and add a jumper.
Venator@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 187d
And my idea of ultra casual is actually shut in casual š
In winter I'd switch to sweatpants and a hoodie.
Also how is it ultra casual when he's still wearing shoes...
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 11 pts · 188d
I always thought my casual was actually business because of the collared work shirt. Are you telling me I need a jacket or some sort of overcoat for it to actually be business?
homoludens@feddit.org · 8 pts · 188d
The "jeans and (white) shirt" tier seems to be missing.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 188d
That's farm casual. Farm business is full overalls and a straw hat.
CrypticCoffee@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 188d
Polo shirts aren't smart. Folk play tennis in them and the collar is floppy AF. They look scruffier than plain round neck T-shirt.
ViatorOmnium@piefed.social · 4 pts · 188d
Is the business a tech company or a bank?
CrypticCoffee@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 188d
I mean, if it's a bank, they've probably got some BS dress policy and it's chinos, shirt, shoes.
ViatorOmnium@piefed.social · 4 pts · 188d
And on most tech companies, "clothed" counts as business casual. Chinos with sneakers and a t-shirt is a way of saying you are looking to be promoted to a management role.
BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 188d
Almost every tech company Iāve worked at has had a āInvestors are coming, dress upā day. And when asked what ādress upā meant they said, āwear one of the more recent company branded t-shirt/hoodies we gave outā.
sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 187d
That sounds like a reasonable dress code!
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 188d
Business casual is a dress shirt and chinos/dress pants, loafers and sometimes a blazer/sports coat. Basically the omission of the tie and the fancy dress shoes makes it business casual. A polo and chinos is only business casual in a big box store or the tech industry. Anywhere else itās just casual.
hitstun@feddit.online · 10 pts · 187d
Does Svaha's old JavaScript dress fare better? I wish I could find a better source.
Chais@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 187d
For a better source maybe try Rust?
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 187d
Where does wearing an 80 year old Swedish tanker long coat with cargo pants fall on this spectrum. Ya know outside of the autism spectrum.
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 187d
Black tie is when you dress like the waiters
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 187d
What, "ultra /casual". That's just summer atire.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 187d
Ultra casual is going around the house in just your trolleys.
NannerBanner@literature.cafe · 5 pts · 187d
I'm so confused. Business casual has always meant nice pants, button down shirt, but no tie or overcoat where I've been. I've also never seen the distinction between ultra casual and casual... maybe 'work casual' compared to 'casual.'
unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 187d
Love how all of the ones labeled as "tie" have a bowtie, yet the only one with an "actual" tie is not a "tie" one
jol@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 187d
God, modern male fashion is boring.
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 188d
I own a kilt and have the little bag that goes around my waist. When I wear that shit (usually at the RenFest) with no underwear, I totally get dresses. Airy, freeing, so easy to lift it and just piss. It needs to be societally acceptable.
ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 188d
A Sporran.
A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 187d
A code dress with dress code.
tiramichu@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 187d
What about Hyper Casual and Legendarily Casual?
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 2 pts · 187d
Epic!
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 187d
Sorry but I refuse to wear coats indoors ever. I can't even stand long sleeves.
silasmariner@programming.dev · 2 pts · 187d
Is that Jen? It looks a lot like her but I suck at facial recognition
Siethron@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 187d
Shit man, I consider any collared shirt semi-formal