its a shame it was animated before HD, it looks like crap on a modern screen. Its quite an egregious case, probably because the animation was cheap. The likes of the simpsons or futurama from a similar era dont look anywhere near as bad
If you're finding out about things like that on your wedding night… well, that's a choice.
Ideally, before you commit to spending the rest of your life with someone, you want to make sure you're compatible. That includes sex. If the two people want different things and can't fulfil each others' desires or needs - sex or otherwise - that's going to be a problem.
So none of that on your wedding night should be a surprise.
and frankly, speaking as someone who got married… we were really too tired to do anything anyway. We did for the sake of having done it, but it wasn't a huge sexy thing. We had a bit of fun and took a damn nap. heh. (But we also weren't very rich, so we'd done decorations and 'catered' our wedding, so we were both tired anyway, but it was still a nice day)
Did you marry an evil sea witch/octopus who stole the voice of the king's daughter and disguised herself as a human woman in order to prevent the prince from kissing the king's daughter before sundown?
47 Comments
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 60 pts · 177d
A princess? With tentacly vagina?
That is obviously Pricess Clara & Octopussoir!!
Ppl of culture should recognise this.
50MYT@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 177d
Drawn together was brilliant
gnuplusmatt@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 177d
its a shame it was animated before HD, it looks like crap on a modern screen. Its quite an egregious case, probably because the animation was cheap. The likes of the simpsons or futurama from a similar era dont look anywhere near as bad
knightly@pawb.social · 2 pts · 177d
Right, Craig‽
tetris11@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 177d
I always found it weird to see Cree Summer's kidlike voice (Rugrats, C:KND, Totally Spies, As told by Ginger, countless others), portray Foxxy.
My eyes understood, but my mind could not
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 5 pts · 177d
Same with Tara Strong.
yt/FhReR6ieWH8, yt/DLVM0eywpg
tetris11@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 177d
tbf Tara Strong's voice has always been aluring to me
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 177d
Yeah ...
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 177d
Also who I thought of.
fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 56 pts · 177d
But how many Vagánias?
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 60 pts · 177d
None! Ovipositor 😈
GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 37 pts · 177d
How much more can you possibly sell me on this?
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 177d
There's a hard spiky chitinous shell on it, if that helps.
Dunklets@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 177d
7 maybe more!
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 177d
Octopussy. Octo = 8
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 177d
|○|○|○|○|○|○|○|
7
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 177d
Arranged in a circle though
user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 177d
One is currently out of service.
adhocfungus@midwest.social · 7 pts · 177d
Imagine...
AppleTea@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 177d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nH6ya5g2-s
Yosmonkol@piefed.social · 13 pts · 177d
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 177d
By brain segfaulted trying to pronounce that, I ended up with Vegonias, like, Begonias.
Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 177d
Bah! John ya’s. All a ya’s!
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 177d
internal 56k dial up modem noises
Prunebutt@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 177d
One, but tip of the clitoris is a beak.
glance@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 177d
Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 177d
Wow the floors are so clean.
NONE_dc@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 178d
A real Monsterfucker I see 😌
daychilde@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 177d
If you're finding out about things like that on your wedding night… well, that's a choice.
Ideally, before you commit to spending the rest of your life with someone, you want to make sure you're compatible. That includes sex. If the two people want different things and can't fulfil each others' desires or needs - sex or otherwise - that's going to be a problem.
So none of that on your wedding night should be a surprise.
and frankly, speaking as someone who got married… we were really too tired to do anything anyway. We did for the sake of having done it, but it wasn't a huge sexy thing. We had a bit of fun and took a damn nap. heh. (But we also weren't very rich, so we'd done decorations and 'catered' our wedding, so we were both tired anyway, but it was still a nice day)
borkborkbork@piefed.social · 10 pts · 177d
pffft, he fucking KNEW!
The slime trails? The smell? The flock of seagulls following behind wherever you take her?
He knew and he was down for it.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 177d
Hey, your life soundtrack is whatever you want it to be.
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 177d
We talked about this in my 12th grade theory of knowledge class. I think we all settled on calling it "try before you buy"
protist@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 177d
Did you marry an evil sea witch/octopus who stole the voice of the king's daughter and disguised herself as a human woman in order to prevent the prince from kissing the king's daughter before sundown?
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 177d
ceenote@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 177d
This is your brain on
hentaiculturesp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 177d
Seems like something Geralt would be dispatched to handle.
... and no, I have absolutely no idea how he would handle this.
Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 177d
“Fuck.”
Glug. Shhhing.
“Come here you filth.”
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 177d
I guess what I can be fairly confident of is that it will involve something being unsheathed.
L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 177d
Oh yeah. She definitely knows that Flareon is the only fully evolved Fire-type pokemon that can't learn solarbeam.
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 177d
Flareon is a better physical attacker anyway
WagnasT@piefed.world · 10 pts · 177d
so is there a beak?
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 177d
Love the Lupin reference.
Bazell@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 177d
Man of culture.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 177d
He like tentacle 🐙😏
njm1314@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 177d
Fisherman's Wife?
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 177d
Even better!
Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 177d
yea