"I am especially proud to be the first President in decades who has started no new wars" - Donald J. Trump

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slaacaa@lemmy.world · 155 pts · 187d (3 replies)

Bored of Peace

Doomsider@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 187d (2 replies)

Now now, he is just the President that wants a piece!

spitfire@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 187d (1 reply)

That’s all Adolf Hitler claimed he wanted too

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 187d

"I want what's coming to me"

"Oh yeah? And what's coming to you?"

"The world, chico! And everything in it." ~ Adolph Hitler, 1939.

Asafum@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 187d

He can be correct in that due to fucking Congress being like "it's ok, if it's just a quick murder of civilians, and captures of leaders, then it isn't an act of war it's just a "special operation" so it doesn't count."

.... /wrist

someguy3@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 187d (1 reply)

It's a special military operation!

hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 186d

For a very special orange boy

slothrop@lemmy.ca · 37 pts · 187d

Pedosident bombs a girls' school, killing 50 plus on their first day of school.
That'll show those brown people what peace is about.

Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 187d (3 replies)

What war did Biden start?

CaptDust@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 187d

Ukraine, duh /s

kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 186d

Biden's term was after the Trump term that didn't quite start any new wars (though not for lack of trying, they assassinated an Iranian general).

socsa@piefed.social · 2 pts · 186d

The war on women's sports, obviously

KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org · 19 pts · 186d (1 reply)

Commander President Bone Spurs is happy to announce the draft is once again on.

Wataba@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 186d

Party of Suckers and Losers.

There's going to be plenty more graves to stand on for a photo op.

db2@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 187d (8 replies)

Hey Trump, your dad still didn't love you, your mom was still embarrassed by your existence, and you still murdered your own brother in a fit of narcissistic rage. Fuck you.

toynbee@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 187d (4 replies)

I am specifically refraining from expressing my politics publicly, but I do have a question. Borne of curiosity, not to make any point.

Didn't his brother die of alcoholism? I thought that's why he doesn't drink.

db2@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 186d (3 replies)

Nobody questions the death of an addict who dies from the substance.

toynbee@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 186d (1 reply)

Sure, but presumably evidence is needed for such an accusation. I'm not saying it didn't happen, but I've seen no other allegations and am asking for evidence.

db2@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 186d

I'm not a court of law. My assertion is based off his behaviors combined with his brother being a somewhat useful person who due to being in recovery got more parental attention.

Remember when someone was in medical distress in the oval office and attention shifted away from him to the emergency? He stood there with his arms crossed glaring like a toddler. He can't stand not being fawned over.

Wataba@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 186d

Unless Andy Dick was involved.

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 186d

I don't know if he was involved in his brother's death but I find his ex-wife's death suspicious

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 187d (1 reply)

I imagine he couldn't give less of a shit

db2@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 186d

Probably not about his brother, but he was just on stage blathering about being a "good boy".

Photonic@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 187d

Love it. This is not a shitpost though. It’s quality meme material

dan69@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 187d

So he has to mail it back now.. right??

Denjin@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 187d

Turns out FIFA aren't very good arbiters of peace.

blackwateropeth@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 186d

Don’t forget to randomly blame liberal nut jobs every other sentence. Guy is broken record that loves blaming others for his own BS.

NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 186d

Special military operation

Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 187d

None of this would be happening if the King of Norway had just given him the Nobel Peace Prize, like he was told. /s

huppakee@piefed.social · 2 pts · 187d

In before he starts calling this a special military operation

salty_chief@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 187d

Not a war just a precision attack. War means Iran can actually fight back. 😂

Doomsider@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 187d
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