There are six things the Lord hates, seven that are detestable to him: haughty eyes, a lying tongue, hands that shed innocent blood, a heart that devises wicked schemes, feet that are quick to rush into evil, a false witness who pours out lies and a person who can't spell happy birtday.
I could maybe give them benefit of doubt if they were sleep deprived or stoned and made the mistake for a second before fixing it, but to type out an entire bad review and take pictures of it all? That's a lot of chances for them to notice the mistake before posting lol
She's normally a phenomenal speller (she devours books), so this was very out of character for her. Luckily she's also happy to laugh at herself. One of the many things I absolutely adore about her.
She's a talented artist. For a time when she was younger she scored her dream job restoring vintage wooden carousel horses, and went on to do beautiful colored pencil drawings of them with fantasy backgrounds based on their backstories and ornamentation. She's fuckin awesome.
39 Comments
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 179 pts · 187d
I'm just going to believe this is a troll, because I'm tired of realizing some people are actually this dumb.
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 187d
This comment is offensive to my people.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 187d
The dyslexic?
Test_Tickles@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 183d
No, just dumb as dirt.
cm0002@lemmings.world · 18 pts · 187d
Could also just be a joke review, although not sure where the line is between "joke" and "troll" is, ig it's up to the individual lol
Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 187d
I'm just going to believe this comment is sarcasm, because I'm tired of releazing some people are this benevolent.
daychilde@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 187d
I'm just going to beleive this comment is spelled pourly, because I'm also tired of releazing some people are this bad at spalling. ;-)
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 186d
I'm just going to the pub for a pint, anybody joining?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 187d
no u
daychilde@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 187d
Is that where you graduated college? ;-) (sorry, couldn't resist, but just being silly)
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 187d
Oh I never graduated :p
Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 187d
I'm just going to bereave my poor dog who died last year.
GraniteM@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 187d
Proverbs 26:18-19
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 187d
Proverbs 6:16-19
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 187d
Yeah, no. Don't pretend you've never made a mistake in a post/email/....
Syndication@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 187d
I could maybe give them benefit of doubt if they were sleep deprived or stoned and made the mistake for a second before fixing it, but to type out an entire bad review and take pictures of it all? That's a lot of chances for them to notice the mistake before posting lol
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 187d
It almost certainly is, this has shitstirring written all over it.
kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 187d
My mom fucked up a cake she made for my niece about 10 years ago, and we've made sure to tell her "Happy Birtday" every year since
daychilde@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 187d
Awww, that's a really nice cake, too. Excellent drawing and writing skills! Not so much on the spelling skills, though… :)
kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 183d
She's normally a phenomenal speller (she devours books), so this was very out of character for her. Luckily she's also happy to laugh at herself. One of the many things I absolutely adore about her.
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 187d
That drawing is pretty good though! Poor thing doesn't read well but she has an eye for proportion.
kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 183d
She's a talented artist. For a time when she was younger she scored her dream job restoring vintage wooden carousel horses, and went on to do beautiful colored pencil drawings of them with fantasy backgrounds based on their backstories and ornamentation. She's fuckin awesome.
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 183d
That's cool. I lived in a town with a wooden horse carousel and i definitely appreciate the work that goes into those horses
BillyClark@piefed.social · 40 pts · 187d
From the picture, we can tell that even if they knew their letters, they still didn't know how to spell "birthday" in any case.
OpenStars@piefed.social · 18 pts · 187d
You are absolutely correct. They spleled it Birhtday when it shuould have been Birfday!
Birfday!
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 17 pts · 187d
Median voter levels of intelligence.
EtherWhack@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 187d
Even if you wanted the "D" to be an "α", you could still put the sting on the "A" sideways to make it look runic-looking "ᗆ"
berber@feddit.org · 2 pts · 187d
where meme?
towerful@programming.dev · 11 pts · 187d
Hdppy
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 187d
i'm gonna be sad unless i have a 4kppy birtday
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 1 pts · 185d
She wants the D.
Generica@lemmy.world · -7 pts · 187d
village604@adultswim.fan · 16 pts · 187d
Being stupid isn't limited to white people.
DrBob@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 187d
File under 'don't mix your letter cases'.
voidsignal@lemmy.world · -6 pts · 187d
Move that to "American Idiots Problems"
justdaveisfine@piefed.social · 17 pts · 187d
It says "reviewed in the United Kingdom".
OpenStars@piefed.social · 3 pts · 187d
Me: only if you know how to read.
You: uh... touché.
ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 187d
They really are the only worthy contenders
voidsignal@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 187d
dammit. Maybe Karen moved there?
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · -9 pts · 187d
So old. Super stupid. Fuck off with the ancient memes.