Looking for vibe coder with vibe management skills

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meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 189 pts · 165d (8 replies)

"You must be able to read code faster than you write it, spotting hallucinations, security vulnerabilities, and logic errors instantly."

I've seldomly come across a more delusional statement...

AlphaOmega@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 165d

I just spotted the first logic error.

exu@feditown.com · 37 pts · 165d

Reading: yes
Comprehending: no

Edit: markdown line break

bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 165d (3 replies)

This is written like an AI prompt.

StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 165d

I think the text is AI generated, "you will not just be writing code; you will be orchestrating it", literally "its not x - its y" but written a little differently.

Edit: Forgot the "just" in the quote

luciferofastora@feddit.org · 6 pts · 165d (1 reply)

Remember to tell it not to put any bugs in its output! That's sure to help.

bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 164d

It does help weirdly enough. At least I think so.

Avicenna@programming.dev · 28 pts · 165d

"You don't need to know how to code but you must be able to spot code bugs at the speed of thought"

RamRabbit@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 164d

Understanding the intricacies of someone else's code takes longer than writing code yourself. Good luck to this company!

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 126 pts · 165d (3 replies)

"Prompt engineer" is a legitimate profession to people who think "how fast you can type Python" is what determines the skill level of an actual programmer.

Windex007@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 165d (1 reply)

When people type 70wpm andit it requires thier full attention, it seems intuitive that this is a bottleneck. I just don't believe that's the typical state of affairs for most devs. Most management, sure.

I'm not saying there aren't some code that get written that is braindead simple and have a lot of keystrokes (builders come to mind) but modern IDEs will generate them for you. We already had a plethora of deterministic code generation tools at our fingertips.

psud@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 163d

When you can type at 70wpm you can only do that when you're copying text or taking dictation, maybe at double speed. Detailed thought doesn't come at even 20wpm

I learnt to touch type quickly, the only thing I type at that speed now is my passphrases

gerryflap@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 164d

For real. I type like a boomer, but I never had any problems at uni or work (as a developer). It's not about how fast you're typing but what you're typing. And any good developer generally spends more time thinking or testing than typing.

Bur bad managers can't accept this, they need dumb metrics like typing speed, added lines of code, useless certificates, etc

Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone · 88 pts · 165d (4 replies)

As a cybersecurity researcher, I see this as an absolute win.

rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 58 pts · 165d

Vibe coding will secure your job for years to come. Congrats on the job security

Whelks_chance@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 165d (1 reply)

Strongly reconsidering respecing my career into this. But there's a risk it'll just become "some junior with Dunning Kruger vibe coded this shite, now you have to fix it"

psud@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 163d

If you were assessing a company you would give them your report at the end and leave. It's their problem to fix it

nailingjello@piefed.zip · 5 pts · 165d

Success is the only possible outcome.

massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 34 pts · 165d (1 reply)

This is some State-of-the-art (SOTA) bullshit right here.

PieMePlenty@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 165d

Some SOTA bullshit!

chocrates@piefed.world · 21 pts · 165d (1 reply)

We are all in on AI at work finally. I want to keep my job so I guess I have to stop being a Luddite.

I am mortgaging my career though. Letting AI do the work saps my problem solving skills and I lose what I have spent my whole career building.

definitemaybe@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 165d

Oh, I very much doubt it. AI just introduces lots of new kinds of problems to solve.

drre@feddit.org · 16 pts · 165d (4 replies)

Name and shame them. Who are they? just that we can about their "services"

drre@feddit.org · 17 pts · 165d (3 replies)

found the add. company is called nnamu.

career menu links to this

https://beroe-inc.jobs.personio.de/job/2540486

dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 165d (2 replies)

32 hours over 4 days and 24 days paid vacation. It’s an hour less than my job I might do it.

entwine@programming.dev · 5 pts · 165d (1 reply)

Apply, get the job, then just have an AI agent do all the work for you

frischkaesbagett@feddit.org · 1 pts · 164d

It is required to mention your LinkedIn account for applying.

fubarx@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 165d

Minimum 15 years of experience.

pewpew@feddit.it · 14 pts · 165d

This company wants to fail in record time

aaaaaaaaargh@feddit.org · 13 pts · 165d

Act as the rigorous gatekeeper for AIgenerated code.

Well, in a way I'm already doing this.

melfie@lemy.lol · 11 pts · 165d
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savvywolf@pawb.social · 10 pts · 165d (1 reply)

Vibe management? Is that what they mean by "edge" computing?

Hupf@feddit.org · 3 pts · 164d

Don't mind me, boss - I'm just vibin' on the edge.

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 165d

I'll give it a shot, but I must be able to use my laptop to vibe-interview.

orenj@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 164d

"vibe" coding? "vibe" management? Hows about you go stick a "vibe"rator up your ass

thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 165d

I wish the Internet never existed so I wouldn't have to see opinions like these

reabsorbthelight@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 164d

It's amazing to me because half of this vibe coded shit is just regurgitated open source code. You can literally just install an open source tool and it will do half of the work for you ... Or you can vive code a substantially worse copy of the open source project

Narauko@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 163d

Reading that both made me dumber just by its existence and made me throw up a little in my mouth.