The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.
I admire its purity. A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.
I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies
Reminds me of when I posted a pic of my husky that was in night shot mode and a ton of replies were like "why are her pupils so dialated," because the room was way darker IRL than what the photo looked like.
Yeah often my phone will go into night mode on its own now (I'm sure didn't used to do that) and make genuine dark scenes look really mangledly gloomy.
27 Comments
Andonyx@lemmy.world · 98 pts · 196d
"The ONE weird thing"?
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 193d
this and the fact that I just woke up to find my room covered in vomit, and this is not a red flag
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 87 pts · 196d
A sleepy look from a kitty is a loving look.
Eyes wide open? Be aware the automated security system has activated on the leaping quadslasher.
massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 46 pts · 196d
The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility. I admire its purity. A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.
I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies
tatterdemalion@programming.dev · 4 pts · 196d
Is that Alien?
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 196d
Yes. It's Ash talking to Ripley about the xenomorph
Rhaedas@fedia.io · 33 pts · 196d
Dilated pupils mean that either they're cute and about to chase down that toy you're waving around... or if you're prey-sized, you're dead.
Johanno@feddit.org · 9 pts · 196d
I think my cat is playing with me. But he totally could take me down as his prey.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 196d
Let's be real, the average housecat could easily Levi Ackerman a human
Klear@quokk.au · 23 pts · 196d
The more a cat wants to kill something, the cuter it is.
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 196d
Unless it's another cat, or something they're afraid of but can't run away from.
Then it's all spiky hair, and nails, and teeth, and swung back ears, and arched back, and hissing or, even worse, yowling like a banshee.
Instigate@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 196d
Ohhhhh long johnson
guy@piefed.social · 3 pts · 196d
Blast from the past
JayGray91@piefed.social · 1 pts · 195d
And piss once engaged
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 196d
Unless the room's poorly lit, then they might have huge eyes without being in murder mode.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 196d
Reminds me of when I posted a pic of my husky that was in night shot mode and a ton of replies were like "why are her pupils so dialated," because the room was way darker IRL than what the photo looked like.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 196d
I would've said "Her pupils are so dilated because she parties way harder than you losers ever will"
teolan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 196d
Pics or it didn't happen.
echodot@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 196d
Yeah often my phone will go into night mode on its own now (I'm sure didn't used to do that) and make genuine dark scenes look really mangledly gloomy.
winkledinkle@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 196d
Tf you mean "the one" weird thing?
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 196d
... Either that or bro is high as balls on catnip.
matelt@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 196d
Thank you! The amount of people who don't know this basic fact is astounding
Lorax@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 196d
Having seen people in murder mode, people do the same thing. It's really unsettling to see.
TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id · 8 pts · 196d
It's both.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 196d
The title got me, but I stayed for the pic. 😜🤌🏼
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 4 pts · 196d
Them boys are playing Superhot irl
Hupf@feddit.org · 2 pts · 195d
!standardissuecat@lemmy.world