It is a little odd that it's going to KY from CA. All that stuff is produced in the south by big tobacco so normally it's going the opposite direction. Maybe it was repackaged in CA, who knows.
This was released to someone they thought was legit, and then they disappeared. So someone was able to show up with the right bill of lading numbers and their info must have checked out to get loaded. So you've a either hack or someone on the inside.
Source: I used to work preventing this sorta thing
Tucker Carlson gave my great grandpa a pack of smokes in exchange for a tuna sandwich when they were roommates in 1979. When he smoked the smokes they weren't filled with tobacco but were actually filled with dehydrated cum flakes. I assume these nicotine pouches are the same, so whoever is buying these is gonna rehydrate Tucker Carlson's cum with their saliva. I hope I can buy a few packs to gift to family at Easter dinner this year.
I donāt know if youāre joking or not so I will answer genuinely. It is used to circumvent censorship. Some platforms are strict with words. By obfuscating potentially black listed words it helps get the content past the filters.
I'd argue it also thereby normalizes, memetically spreads, and even to a degree enforces the very thing it means to circumvent. Damn this horseshit, forever. Not attacking you, just the self-censoring nonsense.
I believe you've misunderstood. They're not Tucker Carlson's nicotine pouches in that they're his brand, rather this shipment was Tucker's personal supply (approximately one week's worth).
God help us all if the supply of nicotine to the creature known as Tucker Carlson runs out entirely... the horror...
That retarded censorship shit has GOT to stop. They even think blacking out part of a letter in a word is even going to do anything against AI driven analysis?!
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expatriado@lemmy.world · 89 pts · 163d
nobody placed orders, so insurance fraud was only way out
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 163d
It is a little odd that it's going to KY from CA. All that stuff is produced in the south by big tobacco so normally it's going the opposite direction. Maybe it was repackaged in CA, who knows.
This was released to someone they thought was legit, and then they disappeared. So someone was able to show up with the right bill of lading numbers and their info must have checked out to get loaded. So you've a either hack or someone on the inside.
Source: I used to work preventing this sorta thing
JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 163d
Person aside, people across the political/moral spectrum (resentfully) actually dig his merch:
Every influencer eventually becomes a merch store
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works · 44 pts · 163d
F&F10: Fas10 Your Seatbelts
Sounded better in my head.
Edit: Apparently sounds just fine!
MTZ@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 163d
you_are_dust@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 163d
I like it. Somebody get Vin Diesel on the phone.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 163d
Sounds great outside your head too. Have some Reddit gold!
Vile_port_aloo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 163d
Were those simplest times?
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 163d
I was a simpler chap.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 30 pts · 163d
Tucker Carlson gave my great grandpa a pack of smokes in exchange for a tuna sandwich when they were roommates in 1979. When he smoked the smokes they weren't filled with tobacco but were actually filled with dehydrated cum flakes. I assume these nicotine pouches are the same, so whoever is buying these is gonna rehydrate Tucker Carlson's cum with their saliva. I hope I can buy a few packs to gift to family at Easter dinner this year.
FrowingFostek@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 163d
That's an impressive amount of cum for one mad to produce. He must have had help.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 163d
Now that I think about it, I don't think it's all his own. A lot of it is probably regurgitated.
FrowingFostek@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 163d
You win š¤£
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 163d
Russian pumpernickel bagels. š
s@piefed.world · 22 pts · 163d
Censors ānicotineā but doesnāt censor āf*riousā smh
MTZ@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 163d
PagPag@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 163d
What is the deal with this trend?
Itās annoying af for some reason to me. I just donāt know why.
seathru@quokk.au · 6 pts · 163d
Engagement bait.
It's supposed to be.
mika_mika@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 163d
People were dumb cunts before internet engagement was a thing.
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 163d
Which is exactly why people always fall for it.
zewm@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 163d
I donāt know if youāre joking or not so I will answer genuinely. It is used to circumvent censorship. Some platforms are strict with words. By obfuscating potentially black listed words it helps get the content past the filters.
PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 163d
I'd argue it also thereby normalizes, memetically spreads, and even to a degree enforces the very thing it means to circumvent. Damn this horseshit, forever. Not attacking you, just the self-censoring nonsense.
zewm@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 163d
I mean you could just not use the platforms you donāt agree with. Itās all there in the EULA everyone skips. š¤·āāļø
PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 163d
Who could? I already don't use them. I wish more would do the same.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 163d
Tucker Carlson sells nicotine pouches? Lol grifting fuck.
100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it · 4 pts · 163d
Why tf should I buy a nicotine product from Tucker Carlson?
rosco385@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 162d
I believe you've misunderstood. They're not Tucker Carlson's nicotine pouches in that they're his brand, rather this shipment was Tucker's personal supply (approximately one week's worth).
God help us all if the supply of nicotine to the creature known as Tucker Carlson runs out entirely... the horror...
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 163d
GTA6 is going to be fucking mid, and sell a bazillion copies.
HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 9 pts · 163d
Can it be Fascist and Furious? Please.
definitely_AI@feddit.online · 8 pts · 163d
That retarded censorship shit has GOT to stop. They even think blacking out part of a letter in a word is even going to do anything against AI driven analysis?!
FatVegan@leminal.space · 2 pts · 162d
No but they bait engagement. And it works
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 162d
I think it's just engagement/enragement bait a lot of the time. Gets a lot of comments oftentimes.
rosco385@lemmy.wtf · 5 pts · 162d
workerONE@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 163d
Yo Dom, we got to get these pouches to California bro. They missin their flavors cuz of Assembly bill 3218
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 162d
https://cbs12.com/news/nation-world/somebody-hijacked-tucker-carlson-nicotine-alp-drifters-pouches-378000-tins-100k-manhunt-reward-theft-california-millions
tourist@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 163d
I'd rather rip a carton of 0.1mg nic/4g tar cigarettes than gum a single pouch of whatever Fucker Carlson is selling
"Millions-worth" in a truckload of that trash.
They're better off dumping the payload in a sinkhole and keeping the container
how_we_burned@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 163d
Probably an insurance job coz no one was buying that shit