ShitpostID: 4185519047

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47 Comments

deacon@lemmy.world · 201 pts · 163d (1 reply)

Just want to take a moment to appreciate the creativity within constraints.

1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 163d

This person carries the spirit of bobby tables within them

FrowingFostek@lemmy.world · 77 pts · 163d (3 replies)

Limit testing the highest pressure situations on the highest earning individuals.

explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 163d (1 reply)

They allegedly perform well under pressure.

FrowingFostek@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 163d

Let's find out! 🪨

WereCat@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 163d

When you put “can work under high pressure” on your resume

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 163d (10 replies)

12k likes for an inane corporate ad post? Gotta be mostly bots.

taiyang@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 163d (2 replies)

Not just likes but also... whatever threads calls a retweet. What human being freely echoes an advertisement? Lol

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 10 pts · 163d

"Uh... Khakis?"

"Liberty biberty."

"Make 7, UP YOURS!"

KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 163d

You don’t think there are 183 people out there that would repeat a brands advertisement? O.o

Honestly I’d think it would be higher.

BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 163d (5 replies)

It is incredibly easy to buy likes / posts / etc, if it was entirely bots, that's only like $50.

Kinda worrying that you can push basically whatever narrative you want very cheaply on any social media.

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 162d (4 replies)

I am sincerely curious, can you please explain specifically how to purchase 29,000 bot likes

BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 162d (3 replies)

I feel like I'd break a rule somehow if I explicitly linked you to it, but literally just google exactly what you just asked me.

You'll even get reviews / people talking about the best ones to use.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 162d (2 replies)

Yeah, I did this to win a social media contest back in the day years ago. Bought like 1,000 likes and it worked like a charm. They just appeared within a few hours. And that was more than a decade ago.

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 162d (1 reply)

How much did the thousand likes cost?

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 162d

It's been a long time, but I want to say it was like $30? No more than $50. Low enough I paid for it out of pocket despite making nothing.

explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 163d

Sometimes if I really like a reply, I'll like/upvote/whatever its parents so the reply gets more visibility.

It's provocative, it gets the people going!

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 37 pts · 163d (7 replies)

This is an ad. The “bRaNd GeTs sLamMeD” is just the shittiest viral marketing technique from the 2010s. Do better, lemmy.

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 162d (4 replies)

Don't worry, I still have no desire to purchase pepsi. This post has left me entertained yet unmoved.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 162d (3 replies)

When I drink Pepsi it's always just after I've asked for coke.

MTZ@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 162d

That's the saddest thing I've read all day. 😭

GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca · 1 pts · 162d

"I'd like a Coke."

"Is Pepsi okay?"

"It will have to do."

Or

"Do you have Dr. Pepper?"

jim3692@discuss.online · 1 pts · 162d

Pepsi's taste is superior to Coca Cola

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 162d

Petition to rename the beverage "Annie's boobs"

PlaidBaron@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 162d

Oh no! Low quality posts in a shitposting community? Not on my watch!

CosmoNova@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 163d (3 replies)

Yeah but you still bought the blue checkmark, though.

usernameusername@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 163d (2 replies)

That's threads not twitter

CosmoNova@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 162d (1 reply)

Paying $14.99/month to Zucciberg corp isn‘t that much different than paying it to Edolph.

usernameusername@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 162d

Oh I wasn't aware you also have to pay for it on Threads. Dunno what I was expecting from the Zucc

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 163d (7 replies)

(About 110 MPa)

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 163d (4 replies)

MPa? Mega-Pennsylvanias?

zergtoshi@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 163d (3 replies)

How much is that in football fields?

Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 163d (1 reply)

At least 3 burgers squared

zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 162d

The American measurement system is so gloriously random it puts Calvinball to shame.

mkwt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 163d

120 giga-grand-pianos-per-football-field.

huquad@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 163d

Can I get that in number of elephants standing on my chest?

Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 163d

I never even thought of calling 1000 kilopascals a MEGAPASCAL. Haven't dealt with physics or anything since the cup of coffee that was my college career, so I don't exactly go around using it, but I love it. I just love it.

daggermoon@piefed.world · 15 pts · 162d (3 replies)

Put them in a submarine under an ocean of blood.

onceandfuturealice@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 162d

Wasn't expecting an Iron Lung reference in this thread 🫁

MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 162d

🎶 SpongeBob SquarePants 🎶

jaennaet@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 162d
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neatchee@piefed.social · 12 pts · 163d (1 reply)

Your shitpostid is in the format of a North American phone number, with an area code in Quebec.

Nothing implied by that, just couldn't help but notice.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 163d

Vive la resistance!

maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 162d

Is it post traumatic biopsi?

Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de · 0 pts · 163d (2 replies)

Technically they dropped the E in Pepsi

darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 53 pts · 163d (1 reply)

It's at the end of "more."

Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 163d

Oh you're absolutely right! 10 out of 10 post

krisevol@lemmus.org · -7 pts · 162d

When is we did that, almost nothing if value would be distributed to the average person.