Just like me fr

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alekwithak@lemmy.world · 131 pts · 138d

Unlike humans which are super important and clearly exist for many reasons.

Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 82 pts · 138d (4 replies)

Its reason is to eat, shit, and procreate.

cattywampas@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 138d (2 replies)

he's just like me fr

Dagnet@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 138d

found my spirit animal

BoosBeau@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 138d

fr fr

Canuck@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 138d

So it has orgasms at least then

RustyNova@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 138d (12 replies)

Ok you cannot just say "1 hole". Is it 1 topological hole (aka the thing is a tube), or just 1 hole as the common sense definition (aka the thing is a sock)

RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip · 52 pts · 138d

It's a sock:

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 28 pts · 138d (4 replies)

Typically we say 3 holes. But that's because we talking about yo mama

RustyNova@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 138d (3 replies)

Fair enough.

However, your dad is a tube

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 12 pts · 138d (2 replies)

Damn. You went for the throat! Well played friend

Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 138d (1 reply)

Yer ma’s a Klein bottle!

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 8 pts · 138d

(im getting slaughtered in here now!)

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 138d (5 replies)

Does this mean that tube socks are not, in fact, tubes?

If there is a second hole in the sock, does that change things?

I have a lot to consider now.

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 138d (1 reply)

Socks are just disks

starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 138d

You haven't seen my socks

mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 137d (2 replies)

second hole

You mean the first hole

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 136d (1 reply)

No, all socks have at least one hole in them.

mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 136d

I mean topologically no, since sock is equivalent to some flat surface.

And to your original question, when you put a hole in the sock, it does become a tube. And a tubr can be seen as a surface with one hole

morto@piefed.social · 26 pts · 138d

The forbidden churro

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 138d (1 reply)

An organism with no organs? Wouldn't that be an ism?

According to this points at entire world history, that's one of the most dangerous things there is!

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 10 pts · 138d

The etymological root that is organon means tool and the original usage of organism in English means an organized structure so the purest form of organism is a tool shed which does not need tools in it to be a tool shed.

Thanks for coming to my TedX talk on biological organization

Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 14 pts · 138d

The ultimate lifeform

Smoogs@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 138d

Help someone, my vagina escaped!

Oh, there it is.

MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 138d (3 replies)

Living churros hmmm

BruisedMoose@piefed.social · 8 pts · 138d (2 replies)

According to other comments, it is less a living churro and more a living jelly donut.

MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 138d (1 reply)

A JELLY DONUT!!?

BruisedMoose@piefed.social · 5 pts · 138d

IDK. It was the first single hole fried dough I thought of!

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 138d

So all it needs is breading and a deep fry? I say we rename it to Xenonuggetus.

ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 138d

Nah, that's just a strip of raw bacon.

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 138d (1 reply)

This is reincarnation for all of us. This is what we become.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 138d

Some of y'all in here joking about yourself!

Eternal192@anarchist.nexus · 6 pts · 138d

I read it and immediately thought of Trump and a lot of others that exist for no reason but he was the first that came to mind.

fubarx@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 138d (1 reply)

Wondered where that branch of the family went.

prenatal_confusion@feddit.org · 1 pts · 138d

Trump voters. Are not allowed in the house.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 136d

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 135d

FrankLaskey@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 138d

Hmmm.. if an ‘organism’ has no organs, is it still an organism? 🤔

MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · -7 pts · 138d (3 replies)

Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 1 pts · 138d (2 replies)

Read the room

MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 138d (1 reply)

Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 0 pts · 138d

Yawn
There's more important things to be upset about than a website.