Star Trilogy

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FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 92 pts · 158d (2 replies)

The possibilities are endless

felixwhynot@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 158d

Water trilogy is a banger 😂

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 158d

There should be a com for this.

apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 158d (3 replies)

Sure when you watch something out of order it is bound to make no sense!

BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 42 pts · 158d (2 replies)

Obviously it’s Star Wars (a long time ago), Stargate (near future), Star Trek (far future)

West_of_West@piefed.social · 18 pts · 158d (1 reply)

Is Stargate not the near past? They just haven't revealed it to our contemporary selves.

restingOface@quokk.au · 23 pts · 158d

Each Stargate show/movie took place in the same time period it was released. So I guess by now, it would all technically be "near past", but it was meant to be "present" at the time

Taleya@aussie.zone · 29 pts · 158d (3 replies)

You watched them in the wrong farken order

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 158d (1 reply)

Stargate, where they discovered the gate to the stars

Star trek where they travel the universe and meet new civilizations

Star wars is then those interstellar civilisations go into wars.

Makes perfect sense

hansolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 158d

100% agree with this.

An epic tale of finding the way to then seek out new life and new civilizations...and kill them.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 158d

Reminds me of when I watched half of the first season of The Expanse only to realize I accidentally started with season four.

I really did think the writers were giving the viewer too much credit. They wanted me to read between the lines a LOT.

someguy3@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 158d (2 replies)

Wouldn't you start with a gate, which leads you to a trek, which leads you to a war.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 158d (1 reply)

Or perhaps you're fleeing— trekking— to the gate from the war

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 158d

The war is over the gate, the trek home comes after.

lobut@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 158d (1 reply)

Tell me about it, watching these three did my head in:

Man in the Iron Mask CoverIron Man Movie PosterThe Iron Lady Movie Poster

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 158d

Because you skipped right over The Iron Giant and missed how Iron Man became The Iron Lady.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 158d (1 reply)

It only gets harder to follow from there.

ugandan_airways@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 158d

It’s wild that there is this vertical line motif in OP’s trilogy and a three head motif in yours

darkreader2636@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 158d

Kataelyna@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 158d

I'm pretty sure you can headcannon Stargate to link Star Wars to Star Trek. Star Wars shows alien worlds in the distant past with advanced technology, Stargate shows modern people discovering that ancient alien technology and starting to become aware of the wider universe (iirc) and Star Trek shows people in the future that have become a part of that wider universe

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 12 pts · 158d (2 replies)

I think the entire Rocky franchise went off the rails with The Rocky Horror Picture Show. It didn't even have any boxing in it.

hansolo@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 158d (1 reply)

There's a lot of heavy breathing and a sweaty muscle man. How is that not the same?

GladiusB@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 158d

Dammit. Janet.

NarrativeBear@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 158d (1 reply)

I see Stargate and I upvote

ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 158d

fonix232@fedia.io · 11 pts · 158d (1 reply)

Well of course it doesn't make sense, it's an anthology series.

West_of_West@piefed.social · 2 pts · 158d

I love a good anthology series. Can be confusing as hell though.

notsure@fedia.io · 11 pts · 158d

...no offense, great trilogy...

Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 158d

Stay sober and watched this trilogy. Made no fucking sense.

pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 158d

I was high when I first watched Star Trek: The Motion Picture. And yeah, it made no sense, but I think that would have been true regardless.

Atomic@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 158d

Wrong order...

Star Gate, they find it and go through, Star Trek, the hike begins, Star Wars, they found new enemies that wanted to kill them.

Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 158d (3 replies)

What about The Last StarFighter?

Slovene85@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 158d (2 replies)

What about Star Whores?

kreskin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 158d

the musical version of the other one? I still think about the songs from the musical.

On the same note, Ever see the x rated 1977 cinderella musical? the one with the "snapping pussy" musical number?
https://clip.cafe/cinderella-1977/fairy-fairy-godmother-s1/?srsltid=AfmBOop0VPk0DgpjOmTkrz9kDu1uthu2bVgnaA3nAWqocYOB-pE_4OG4

that the fairy godmother was a black drag queen fairy godmother was pretty avante guarde for its time.

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 158d

Those Star Lemon stealing Star Whores! We don't talk about them.

Nomorereddit@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 158d

More mushrooms next time.

But also consider not doing drugs.

....so there are more for me out there.

fenrasulfr@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 158d (4 replies)

That looks like a great movie night to me.

wewbull@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 158d (3 replies)

Starts and ends well, but that's a long boring middle. Make it....

  • Stargate
  • Wrath of Khan
  • Return of the Jedi

...and I think you've got a much better evening.

LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 158d (2 replies)

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is peak Star Trek.

Fight me.

fenrasulfr@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 158d

We are nerds I do not think fighting is our strong suit.

hansolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 158d

No, you're correct.

The only possible improvement would be a Special Edition where the right current cannon ships are on that wall.

nonentity@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 158d
  • Star Wars is science fantasy.
  • Star Trek is science fiction.
  • Stargate is science mythology.
SabinStargem@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 158d

Marry, fuck, kill...

  • Marry: TMP.
  • Fuck: Stargate.
  • Kill: Star Wars.
enphurgen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 158d
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