Impress Me

I am definitely comfortable naked around people more than they are comfortable around me naked.

243 points · 35 comments · view on lemmy.world

35 Comments

cowfodder@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 130d (2 replies)

One of the best parts of receiving a present is getting to unwrap it.

andybytes@programming.dev · 16 pts · 130d (1 reply)

More importantly delayed gratification

affenlehrer@feddit.org · 10 pts · 130d

Edging?

sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 49 pts · 130d (3 replies)

We ain't all Roman statues with great personalities, my dude. Some of us gotta rely on aesthetics

TheGoldenV@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 130d (1 reply)

And the dark…

sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 130d

And a bag on my head. Or one of these

blarghly@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 130d

Six pack abs are also aesthetics, tbf.

But as someone who keeps chasing abs to make up for his personality - I feel ya, bro

Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org · 38 pts · 130d (2 replies)

Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 130d (1 reply)

Luckily I grew up to be somebody who mostly spends his money feeding his horrid horrid ADHD. Audiobooks and video games mostly. Especially since I sent my Plex server up that has saved for me a lot of money.

Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 130d

Can't argue against that spending. I'd do the same if i wouldn't have gotten too comfortable with piracy back in teenage years.

SolarMyth@aussie.zone · 22 pts · 130d

Companies often spend a lot on packaging to make their product seem more attractive than it really is...

calisti@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 130d (6 replies)

Facebook boomer sharepic template?

Maxxus@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 130d (5 replies)

Yeah. And?

Tja@programming.dev · 10 pts · 129d (4 replies)

Kinda cringe

Maxxus@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 129d (3 replies)

Am I doing it right, now?

zikzak025@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 129d (2 replies)

Gotta break it down into stages for the clown meme. It's supposed to get progressively more clown-like with each stage.

  1. Buying clothes that I like.

  2. Buying clothes that I think I look good in.

  3. Buying clothes that others think I look good in.

  4. Buying clothes that others think I look good out of.

Maxxus@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 129d (1 reply)

I did it

zikzak025@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 129d

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 130d (4 replies)

I also don't understand why women always look angry at me when they wear a bikini. I'm such a gentlemen that I only look at the covered areas.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 129d (1 reply)

"Excuse me, would you mind squishing your boobs down? I'm trying to read the text on your shirt and those huge bozangas are getting in the way."

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 129d

Please stop staring in my eyes with your boobs

python@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 129d (1 reply)

As a woman, I can tell you it's because it's unfair. You should be wearing a bikini too to make it fair πŸ‘

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 129d

I always wear a mankini.

cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 129d (1 reply)

I don't understand why this image has random capitalization

Dicska@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 129d

Or the need for the "you're supposed to cry with laughter, why are you not crying with laughter" style emojis. Two of those, just in case.

Exusia@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 130d

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 130d (1 reply)

Some of us live in cold wet countries

village604@adultswim.fan · 3 pts · 129d

Also skin cancer is a thing.

daggermoon@piefed.world · 7 pts · 130d

Some clothes are sexy.

Sergio@piefed.social · 6 pts · 129d

Y'all need to meet more people through SUMO
source: !sumo@lemmy.world

andybytes@programming.dev · 5 pts · 130d

Extremely poor people make our clothes for peanuts then we put on those clothes on as a part of our game of mating rituals and territorial gains. I am doug not so funny... I wear a clean shirt but the same kind of shirt every day. Cotton is king, black is the color and it has got to last. Clothes are boring. The only reason ever why the nakeds would irritate me is if they are seeking attention. too much of that going on... there is a time and there is a place relative to the culture you live. Bound by nature or unatural constructs... attention seeking is attention seeking... thats what makes me feel wierd. Hair gel hahahaha Synthetic cum

atropa@piefed.social · 5 pts · 130d
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toynbee@piefed.social · 4 pts · 130d

It's like plumage.

MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 130d

I agree, only suit I'm wearing to job interviews from now on is my birthday suit.

jeffep@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 129d

The goal is to be naked together, not too impress them while being naked together. Probably you won't anyway.

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 127d

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