Install a bidet. They're 20 bucks, it's a spray nozzle on a hose, they're awesome. Saw them on holiday in Cambodia everywhere, installed one when I got home, have zero regrets.
Sure, BUT, don't just connect it to the cold water supply - they need proper isolation - I've heard of cases where households have gotten really sick and they found that bacteria from the bum gun had made it back to the drinking water.
What? How would that even work? The nozzle gets dirty and the bacteria propagate three feet up the tube against occasional water flow and into the main pipe?
I'd imagine something like a guest bathroom that is rarely used so the bacteria have time to multiply and diffuse up the water pipe. Or develop a biofilm on the pipe walls that isn't removed by running water (to see this effect leave a dish of water out for a few days so it feels slimy then try to rinse it with water)
I don't think this is likely at all, but I could understand how it could come about in some niche situations.
You're not supposed to use them as a douche. You should spray it against your anus, not insert it.
Honestly, I don't know how that would work. When I spray, the nozzle doesn't get wet from ricochet. My hand, button and nozzle stay dry except for the tiny holes where the water comes out.
Douching master race. Moved and my bidet no longer has the necessary pressure for douching and I'm back to being the guy from OP's meme. Don't know about inserting anything anywhere tho, the right amount of water pressure, maybe with the right angles, and you're good to go.
Even then, I see no way for water to go back up the bidet line and contaminate stuff elsewhere. Its like expecting faucets to contaminate things upstream when you wash your hands, it kinda makes no sense, at least to me.
Bidet is cool, but how do you dry your ass? Also, what to do when you miss and a stream of water takes shit away off your asshole to other places like clothes and other parts of your body
Okay we have a bidet at home but even when I use it I still need to wipe after. Is it supposed to pressure wash your ass or what exactly am I supposeed to do when using it.
You maybe have a shitty bidet, or its settings need to be adjusted .
Also there's a bit of technique - you gotta move around a bit; work the spray around to get everything.
Well you could add a T fitting on your Water source and weld a large venturi effectue Hopper to it, filled with the abrasive. However i think your best course of action is not to see if you can do it but ask yourself if you should.
Get yourself a proper heated bidet and you’ll never go back. I bought a Toto it warms the seat, automatically shoots soothing warm water at your angry brown eye and then blow dry’s your bum.
Recently went to Japan for work and my hotel had one of these so I got to try it out.
It's my belief that you haven't experienced the best life has to offer until you've had your butthole powerwashed. It was a trancsendental experience for me.
Lack of fiber in your diet. Take a spoon full of psyllium husk in some water before bed. You will also decrease your risk of colon cancer. A bidet is wonderful but does not address the root of the issue.
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remon@ani.social · 51 pts · 169d
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 40 pts · 169d
Install a bidet. They're 20 bucks, it's a spray nozzle on a hose, they're awesome. Saw them on holiday in Cambodia everywhere, installed one when I got home, have zero regrets.
FBJimmy@lemmus.org · 9 pts · 169d
Sure, BUT, don't just connect it to the cold water supply - they need proper isolation - I've heard of cases where households have gotten really sick and they found that bacteria from the bum gun had made it back to the drinking water.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 169d
What? How would that even work? The nozzle gets dirty and the bacteria propagate three feet up the tube against occasional water flow and into the main pipe?
FauxLiving@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 169d
I'd imagine something like a guest bathroom that is rarely used so the bacteria have time to multiply and diffuse up the water pipe. Or develop a biofilm on the pipe walls that isn't removed by running water (to see this effect leave a dish of water out for a few days so it feels slimy then try to rinse it with water)
I don't think this is likely at all, but I could understand how it could come about in some niche situations.
Wander@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 168d
You can have pressure loss in the while system and it can suck water up it and contaminate a lot of fresh water.
CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 169d
Backflow preventers are a thing. I’d never considered it for a bidet but it makes sense.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 169d
You're not supposed to use them as a douche. You should spray it against your anus, not insert it.
Honestly, I don't know how that would work. When I spray, the nozzle doesn't get wet from ricochet. My hand, button and nozzle stay dry except for the tiny holes where the water comes out.
JGrffn@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 169d
Douching master race. Moved and my bidet no longer has the necessary pressure for douching and I'm back to being the guy from OP's meme. Don't know about inserting anything anywhere tho, the right amount of water pressure, maybe with the right angles, and you're good to go.
Even then, I see no way for water to go back up the bidet line and contaminate stuff elsewhere. Its like expecting faucets to contaminate things upstream when you wash your hands, it kinda makes no sense, at least to me.
Wander@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 168d
So many people from the third world do that here. Our right illegal for being unsanitary but they don't care.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 168d
How? Like, proper sanitation ought to take care of that.
SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 169d
It's tough kid, but it's life? Don't forget to pack a wife?
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 169d
Downvoters don't get the reference
SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club · 5 pts · 169d
I get called unc on the regular for exactly this kinda shit I swear😭
vivalapivo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 168d
Bidet is cool, but how do you dry your ass? Also, what to do when you miss and a stream of water takes shit away off your asshole to other places like clothes and other parts of your body
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 168d
2 sheets of toilet paper.
It's hard to miss
It doesn't, it's still in the bowl.
It's easier than it might seem.
vivalapivo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 168d
Too little.
Yes, but it happens
It does
I've been using this for a while, but then I realized that it wasn't convenient for me and I stopped pooping altogether
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 168d
Not for me. But feel free to use more. I have 6 layered toiletpapier.
Never happened to me.
Are you Kim Yong Un? Because he works so hard, he burns everything so he never has to poop either.
uenticx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 168d
We have a bidet and I still just reach over and soak TP a few times instead, just feels more thorough.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 169d
Wiping more just turns the paper red instead of brown
squirrel@piefed.zip · 19 pts · 169d
Stop wiping and use a portable bidet. You'll never go back to wiping.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 28 pts · 169d
Wander@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 168d
Seen a guy in work filling up his arse bottle in the sink all the time. Was fucking disgusting.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 167d
well you can hardly expect them to fill it up with gross toilet water, can you?
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 169d
Okay we have a bidet at home but even when I use it I still need to wipe after. Is it supposed to pressure wash your ass or what exactly am I supposeed to do when using it.
squirrel@piefed.zip · 14 pts · 169d
Yes. I only use toilet paper afterwards to dry everything.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 169d
I tried that but it just does not clean that well it seems. The toilet paper gets dirty
CannonFodder@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 169d
You maybe have a shitty bidet, or its settings need to be adjusted .
Also there's a bit of technique - you gotta move around a bit; work the spray around to get everything.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 169d
It's a standalone one
Cataphract@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 169d
scytale@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 169d
Use your hands and wash with soap. Then use toilet paper to pat dry afterwards. That’s what I do and you can’t get any cleaner than that.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 169d
I only do that in severe cases
Kaput@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 166d
Try Adding a light abrasive to the Water. You can find bulk sillica at your local bodyshop.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 166d
How would that work? I cannot just open it up and put it inside the plumbing
Kaput@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 166d
Well you could add a T fitting on your Water source and weld a large venturi effectue Hopper to it, filled with the abrasive. However i think your best course of action is not to see if you can do it but ask yourself if you should.
Wet blasting : https://m.youtube.com/shorts/0y-aE5QoF9E
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 166d
I already know the answer to be I should not
CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 169d
You're just not supposed to doomscroll on the toilet until everything is dried and has to be scraped off.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 169d
I don't usually spend more than 5 minjtes shitting so.....
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 169d
Yes. It shouldn't take that much pressure.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 169d
But it does not clean that well.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 169d
Maybe you have low water pressure? It should feel like a tiny hose.
FauxLiving@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 169d
Yeah, low water pressure would be my guess.
Water can cut through steel plate at high enough pressure. It can certainly remove poop from a butt with enough pressure.
Dead_or_Alive@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 169d
Get yourself a proper heated bidet and you’ll never go back. I bought a Toto it warms the seat, automatically shoots soothing warm water at your angry brown eye and then blow dry’s your bum.
Best purchase ever!
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 169d
Recently went to Japan for work and my hotel had one of these so I got to try it out.
It's my belief that you haven't experienced the best life has to offer until you've had your butthole powerwashed. It was a trancsendental experience for me.
EldenLord@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 169d
Seconded.
Once you splash yo crack, you’ll never go back.
hateisreality@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 169d
Hell a cold water bidet will change your life too
48954246@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 169d
Eat more fibre
SimoCo10@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 169d
And thinking about the amount of paper used, praying that is not going to be clogged
snooggums@piefed.world · 6 pts · 169d
Flush every few wipes to reduce the chance.
Garbagio@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 169d
Sometimes I'm on my phone while wiping a streaky one and lose track of the amount of paper used.
MrKoyun@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 167d
Dude... Just get a bidet.
snooggums@piefed.world · 1 pts · 169d
Flush early, flush often.
wabafee@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 168d
Clearly you need poop knife, you gotta shove it in there like how you clean up a empty peanut butter jar.
ExtremeUnicorn@feddit.org · 3 pts · 167d
That’s no way to use a poop knife...
the_artic_one@piefed.social · 6 pts · 169d
Bidets are cool but y'all need to eat more fiber.
remilia@lemmy.cyberia9.org · 5 pts · 169d
laughs in bidet
Kaput@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 166d
Starts to feel like bidet is the linux of butt Cleaning which one is the Arch of bidets?
remilia@lemmy.cyberia9.org · 1 pts · 166d
No idea, I'm a Slackware user XD
criss_cross@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 169d
Is that the dude that played professor X in the newer X-men movies?
skoell13@feddit.org · 3 pts · 167d
The mivie is called Filth iirc
FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 167d
It's a fun movie
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 169d
Yep
stepan@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 167d
Yes!
Arachnidbrilliant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 167d
Back in Covid when everyone was filling their house with toilet paper, I bought up a bidet for every Bathroom in the house. It’s the doomsday bidet
cute_noker@feddit.dk · 2 pts · 167d
Real shit posting
inflatablerobot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 167d
Lack of fiber in your diet. Take a spoon full of psyllium husk in some water before bed. You will also decrease your risk of colon cancer. A bidet is wonderful but does not address the root of the issue.
notastatist@feddit.org · 1 pts · 165d
This is the most right answer. I dont have to wipe mor that 2 times most because of the fiber.
And often those times are just to make sure there is nothing
ScrollerBall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 169d
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/Q2Ko78NEI9A
plant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 169d
You get what you deserve
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 169d
constipation perhaps.