Copilot is for entertainment purposes only. It can make mistakes, and it may not work as intended. Don’t rely on Copilot for important advice. Use Copilot at your own risk.
I finally had to move to Windows 11, and the UI is just so fucking broken.
I did discover StartAllBack the other day which helped tremendously
like who thought removing the ability to show seconds in the clock flyout was a good choice‽
pretty sure they're already using copilot in the start menu program search. I searched for "not" today because I wanted to open notepad. I got three results, none of which had "not" in their name. like jesus fucking christ that's so bad. one of them literally did not have any of the letters n o or t in the program name.
You know what that microsoft clock needs? To be rewritten in electron and support a web browser inside. That way, it can easily show ads to increase profits.
Better use a metal tank with a metal pump too, industrial size might be best. One of those giant trucks that’s used for spraying paint everywhere… I’m getting some ideas…hmmmm…
I know what bleach is for, silly. I have never owned anything white (why invite stains?), and I sold the last car I owned in 2007 and I will never ever own another car again. Subway all the way WOOT!
I am certain I could resell whatever quantity I got of both online somewhere to, you know, other people who own those things.
blinker fluid.
lol. Made me think of exploding panels on the Starship Enterprise that were powered by “plasma”
This is actually a very good example of middle managers in a large organization getting marching orders and seeing which way the wind is blowing.
IBM had a similar thing in the early 2010s when they decided they were all in on "cloud" (about 10 years too late). Every manager saw where things were headed and pivoted whatever their product was to "Cloud" regardless of the suitability.
The higher ups like this too because it lets them put everything under the "cloud" or AI heading on earnings and revenue and makes them look like they are nimble and working on the new hotness, even if it's just someone moving their calculator to a web app or whatever.
Hey! You wanna try Linux? I just made a new Linux called Copilot Linux. It looks just like copilot! I added suprice actions to make it as natural a transition as possible!
Things like blue screens of death with just a "fucken" QR code! That way you won't miss the original! But the QR code goes to porn hub. See? Its good!
For right now I just released the name github. Sign up and I'll send you ads!
Great! Thanks! You've just doomed us to get the Linux Saturn, which will be appreciated by some, but ultimately fail against SuperWindows and Windows 64. After that we'll get something beautiful, the Linux Dreamcast, but it will be too little too late, as just a few months later, Apple releases the MacStation2, which most people buy because it has a DVD player built in, and the Linux Dreamcast kind of just dies... 25 years later, and Linux is making Linux Classics compilations and new games starring Tux for the WindowsSwitch2.
I imagined the entire cast of Everybody Love's Raymond but the scripts were written by copilot entirely and they have the corpses of Doris Roberts and Peter Boyle hanging from wires while copilot voices their characters with different lines than what was in the script.
I mean you could just move your files into the recycle bin. But what if an AI agent would do that for you? It would make your life much easier, think about it for a minute.
Even if they for some shit-brained reason do make this the default Linux experience, at least it will all still be configurable and customizable, so you can remove all the AI bullshit relatively easily.
79 Comments
db2@lemmy.world · 87 pts · 133d
Don't give them ideas.
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 26 pts · 133d
Ideas? I took this picture in 1985!
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 133d
We need to go back.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 133d
And now we're living in the "future" the terminator came back in time from. Yes, terminator was running on copilot. Scary, isn't it?
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 133d
They don't need ideas, notepad is literally a copilot tool now.
They never changed the icon because they know how discussting copilot is but literally every default windows app is now just a skin for copilot.
Not an exaggeration this has already happened we just don't realize it yet.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 49 pts · 133d
Where's the copilot copilot?
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 133d
Is that Copilot+ ?
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 133d
No, what they're asking for is Copilot^Copilot^
Not to be confused with Copilot, or Copilot+, or Copilot 365, or Copilot Pro, or Github Copilot, or Copilot Studio, or Security Copilot....
osanna@lemmy.vg · 2 pts · 133d
Don't forget Old Copilot and New Copilot!
zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 133d
Would've expected a Copilot# from MS.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 133d
Or .Copilot which is the same as the other Copilot, except they fucked up all the naming conventions and it only runs on their platform.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 10 pts · 133d
merdaverse@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 133d
Reminder from the Copilot ToS:
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 133d
Always read the label, talk to your doctor to see if copilot is right for you
polderprutser@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 131d
Holy shit this is gold 🤣
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 133d
That IoT Enterprise watermark just gave a thousand nerds a heart attack.
ramble81@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 133d
Should have made it a new LTSC build.
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 23 pts · 133d
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 133d
Cocopilotpilot
umbraroze@slrpnk.net · 22 pts · 133d
I literally had to write a clock app on my own because Windows clock is pretty bad.
I was thinking that they'll just replace the clock with Copilot eventually.
Windows 11: "It's 11 pm sharp. I know that because I looked at the RTC."
Windows 12: "It's 11 pm sharp. That's a phrase people like to say, apparently."
...Don't give Microsoft any ideas.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 133d
I finally had to move to Windows 11, and the UI is just so fucking broken.
I did discover StartAllBack the other day which helped tremendously
like who thought removing the ability to show seconds in the clock flyout was a good choice‽
pretty sure they're already using copilot in the start menu program search. I searched for "not" today because I wanted to open notepad. I got three results, none of which had "not" in their name. like jesus fucking christ that's so bad. one of them literally did not have any of the letters n o or t in the program name.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 133d
huh, i just downloaded a clock widget because i couldn't put a clock where i want to look for one.
1984@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 133d
You know what that microsoft clock needs? To be rewritten in electron and support a web browser inside. That way, it can easily show ads to increase profits.
dorumon@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 133d
I think I've used your software before Iol.
imjustmsk@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 133d
wrong, use Temple OS.
criss_cross@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 133d
Satya Nadella just jizzed on his screen.
Janx@piefed.social · 3 pts · 133d
Better than him putting his fetish on my screens.
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 16 pts · 133d
What does Copilot Groceries do? Get my groceries? I can get behind that in theory.
raicon@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 133d
999 hamburgers 999 fries 999 cokes
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 13 pts · 133d
Hence "in theory". Get exactly what I order or Microsoft pays the bill.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 133d
"Copilot, order me...uh...us one diet coke"
Ordering -1 diet coke....
...received 65535 diet cokes...
over_clox@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 133d
It probably orders your favorite energy drink with bleach and brake fluid...
homes@piefed.world · 3 pts · 133d
As long as they are packaged separately… I can figure out what to do with the bleach and the brake fluid later.
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 2 pts · 133d
Bleach is useful for cleaning and disinfecting.
Brake fluid dissolves car paint, so it's useful for loading into a super soaker and doing a drive-by spraying of your local new car dealership.
homes@piefed.world · 2 pts · 133d
I use other things for cleaning and disinfecting, but that is some very interesting and new information about brake fluid that I did not know…
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 2 pts · 133d
...probably also dissolves the plastic parts of a super soaker, so ... use with caution.
homes@piefed.world · 2 pts · 133d
Metal woven hose with a metal sprayer, gotcha
Better use a metal tank with a metal pump too, industrial size might be best. One of those giant trucks that’s used for spraying paint everywhere… I’m getting some ideas…hmmmm…
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 133d
Industrial metal, you say.
over_clox@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 133d
Wow, someone missed backwoods chemistry class..
Don't ever combine these things together, nothing good will happen... 💀
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 133d
Bleach is for laundry, and brake fluid goes on a shelf next to the blinker fluid. For when you run out.
homes@piefed.world · 1 pts · 133d
I know what bleach is for, silly. I have never owned anything white (why invite stains?), and I sold the last car I owned in 2007 and I will never ever own another car again. Subway all the way WOOT!
I am certain I could resell whatever quantity I got of both online somewhere to, you know, other people who own those things.
lol. Made me think of exploding panels on the Starship Enterprise that were powered by “plasma”
mr_anny@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 133d
So, Kool-Aid.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 133d
Jim Jones style.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 133d
and the delicious anti-freeze.
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 133d
Ah yes, the official USian cure for covid-19.
criss_cross@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 133d
No it just summarizes what groceries it needs to operate correctly and expects you to drive out and feed it.
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 133d
I might've already seen this Cronenberg film.
ceenote@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 133d
Copilot Drugs also has my interest...
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 133d
Oddly separate from Copilot Pharmacy.
tempest@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 133d
This is actually a very good example of middle managers in a large organization getting marching orders and seeing which way the wind is blowing.
IBM had a similar thing in the early 2010s when they decided they were all in on "cloud" (about 10 years too late). Every manager saw where things were headed and pivoted whatever their product was to "Cloud" regardless of the suitability.
The higher ups like this too because it lets them put everything under the "cloud" or AI heading on earnings and revenue and makes them look like they are nimble and working on the new hotness, even if it's just someone moving their calculator to a web app or whatever.
altphoto@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 133d
Hey! You wanna try Linux? I just made a new Linux called Copilot Linux. It looks just like copilot! I added suprice actions to make it as natural a transition as possible!
Things like blue screens of death with just a "fucken" QR code! That way you won't miss the original! But the QR code goes to porn hub. See? Its good!
For right now I just released the name github. Sign up and I'll send you ads!
lord_admiral@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 133d
Very interesting! Please tell me, did you forget to build CoPilot into your CoPilot Linux?
lord_admiral@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 133d
Wispy2891@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 133d
Fun fact: Microsoft edge for Linux has a copilot button. But they forgot to implement it, so it just takes space on the menu bar (cannot be removed)
Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 133d
Where do I obtain these Copilot Drugs?
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 133d
That's a suspicious question. The Copilot police are on their way to your location.
IP LOGGED: 127.0.0.1
SpankyDoodle@eviltoast.org · 4 pts · 133d
127… 🤣
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 133d
It's the copilot/microslop quality guarantee!
kieron115@startrek.website · 2 pts · 133d
at the copilot pharmacy obviously
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 133d
Peak windon't!
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 133d
Linux does what Windon't
MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 133d
Great! Thanks! You've just doomed us to get the Linux Saturn, which will be appreciated by some, but ultimately fail against SuperWindows and Windows 64. After that we'll get something beautiful, the Linux Dreamcast, but it will be too little too late, as just a few months later, Apple releases the MacStation2, which most people buy because it has a DVD player built in, and the Linux Dreamcast kind of just dies... 25 years later, and Linux is making Linux Classics compilations and new games starring Tux for the WindowsSwitch2.
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 2 pts · 133d
Super Mario Co-Pilots
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 3 pts · 133d
Super Mario Flight Simulator!
Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 133d
Everybody loves Microslop
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 133d
I imagined the entire cast of Everybody Love's Raymond but the scripts were written by copilot entirely and they have the corpses of Doris Roberts and Peter Boyle hanging from wires while copilot voices their characters with different lines than what was in the script.
thericofactor@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 133d
Kinda dark, but I like it.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 133d
Ray: Awhh dad! You're falling apart without mom!
laugh track
gigachad@piefed.social · 9 pts · 133d
I mean you could just move your files into the recycle bin. But what if an AI agent would do that for you? It would make your life much easier, think about it for a minute.
666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 133d
Windows if it was actually good
over_clox@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 133d
Where is Copilot Update? 🤔
altphoto@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 133d
CopilOS 11!
dan69@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 133d
OP is right. Bottom right hand corner checks out.
Bazell@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 133d
Jumpscare from Microsoft be like:
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 133d
Missed opportunity to edit the search text too.
lord_admiral@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 133d
robocall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 133d
C
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 133d
... slopos ... sounds like Sophos ... so still same meaning.
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 133d
Codpiece@feddit.uk · -1 pts · 133d
So this is what *nix will look like in five years time then. Just needs a terminal open in the screenshot.
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 1 pts · 133d
Even if they for some shit-brained reason do make this the default Linux experience, at least it will all still be configurable and customizable, so you can remove all the AI bullshit relatively easily.