Okay, but have you ever kissed the side of a woman’s half-shaved head or scuffed your face on it during hugs?
It’s like easily 100% more skin to kiss when the hair is short. Awkward drive-by forehead kisses are all but eliminated as she doesn’t have time to react to try to give you real kisses and then you miss and kiss her nose. Just a big ol’ target right on the side of her head that you can easily hit from the front or back. So much easier to seem suave.
And the hugs! You get more skin to skin contact without all that hair keeping your faces apart. It’s more hug per hug.
37 Comments
Omgboom@lemmy.zip · 40 pts · 137d
Good more of them for me
trashcroissant@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 137d
I want to understand the comment process from misogynistic asshole to read Lenin
commiunism@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 45 pts · 137d
Maybe if you read Lenin you would understand
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 136d
Brb, new T shirt idea:
"I read Trotsky and all I got was these dope spectacles.'
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 25 pts · 137d
Log Cabin Republican behavior, ruining it for thselves and completely unaware
vivalapivo@lemmy.today · 23 pts · 137d
If I were a girl this is the hair I would've worn
sneakypersimmon@lemmy.today · 25 pts · 137d
real_squids@sopuli.xyz · 54 pts · 137d
"everything is unisex if you stop being a coward"
sneakypersimmon@lemmy.today · 17 pts · 137d
BurgerBaron@piefed.social · 2 pts · 136d
idk who you quoted but hell yeah.
real_squids@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 136d
some meme that lives in my head, prolly from tumblr
vivalapivo@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 137d
Have you heard the legend of darth plageus the Male Pattern Baldness?
lobut@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 137d
Girls, remember to check with Isiaih (sp?) before you do anything to make sure he finds it cute first ...
Monument@lemmy.sdf.org · 15 pts · 137d
Okay, but have you ever kissed the side of a woman’s half-shaved head or scuffed your face on it during hugs?
It’s like easily 100% more skin to kiss when the hair is short. Awkward drive-by forehead kisses are all but eliminated as she doesn’t have time to react to try to give you real kisses and then you miss and kiss her nose. Just a big ol’ target right on the side of her head that you can easily hit from the front or back. So much easier to seem suave.
And the hugs! You get more skin to skin contact without all that hair keeping your faces apart. It’s more hug per hug.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 137d
Why do all these guys wear cowboy hats like they think women care about their opinions
osanna@lemmy.vg · 8 pts · 137d
ahem I think you mean feeeeeeeeeeemales
blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 137d
It's called a mohawk and it's more badass than anyone wearing a cowboy hat
Drusas@fedia.io · 8 pts · 137d
Different hairstyle.
blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 137d
Which half of the head are we talking about, if not the sides? The back?
Ratio_Tile@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 137d
Like these:
kieron115@startrek.website · 10 pts · 136d
this is the "i'm making a sci-fi show and i need an edgy security officer" haircut
village604@adultswim.fan · 6 pts · 136d
Around here it's the lesbian haircut.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 136d
It's either that or it's a rebel character who's either the worst character or the best character with no in-between.
sefra1@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 136d
You mean helmsman.
::: spoiler Tap for spoiler I am Erica Ortega and I fly the ship! :::
Drusas@fedia.io · 3 pts · 136d
This has been a gay haircut for longer.
blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 136d
That's like way less than half bruh
angrystego@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 136d
It's enough of a half for a cowboy-hat guy.
BradleyUffner@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 137d
Just left, or just the right.
BurgerBaron@piefed.social · 2 pts · 136d
The hair is the cowboy hat. I had to grow my afro out and then hired a professional hedge trimmer.
boboliosisjones@feddit.nu · 3 pts · 136d
There's a few options that involve shaving or buzzing away part of the head. I like a good Chelsea cut.
Protoknuckles@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 137d
I'm not a fan of the hairstyle, but if it makes someone happy, 🤷♂️
Vreyan31@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 136d
A lot of young men seem very confused about something patently obvious -
Young women are the final arbiters of what is "cool" and what isn't.
And they always have been.
baines@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 136d
pretty sure it’s 50 year old suites with focus groups trying to out do each other, social media algorithms and the state actor psyops
the amount of current American ‘culture’ that was created by Russia state hackers is just sad
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 136d
lol
microcapybara@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 136d
Needs punctuation: Why do all these girls shave half their head? Like, it’s fucking cute!
astropenguin5@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 136d
Why do all these girls shave half their head like it's fucking, cute!
pyre@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 136d
it is cute.
Rhaedas@fedia.io · 6 pts · 137d
A more up-to-date Godwin's Law.
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 1 pts · 131d
Most of them just do it for the lulz honestly
::: spoiler -
I would know lol :::