Come and take your place beside me hooman

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28 Comments

MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 76 pts · 157d (9 replies)

PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 157d (6 replies)

Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?

spicytoast@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 157d (2 replies)

Why do you wear that stupid human suit?

Deceptichum@quokk.au · 6 pts · 157d (1 reply)
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spicytoast@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 157d

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion

SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 157d (2 replies)

Made the mistake of watching the other one recently.

Don't be like me. There is no sequel.

But also, I’m still mad they left that kid to die in the mineshaft because they couldn’t be bothered with continuity.. that would have almost maybe sort of possibly redeemed some of the movie.. a tiny bit.

AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 157d (1 reply)

I watched like 15 minutes of it and nope'd out.

SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 157d

Definitely the right choice.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 157d (1 reply)

Do I want to know wtf this is?

NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 157d

It's something we all must face alone.

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 29 pts · 157d

Sit. We have much to discuss.

Xanthrax@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 157d (2 replies)

One of my cats recently taught themselves how to piss in the toilet, and I feel triggered

kindnesskills@literature.cafe · 36 pts · 157d (1 reply)

Cats dont tell you when something is wrong, so any change in behaviour, especially around their bathroom habits, is reason for a checkup at the vet.

I had a cat start peeing on the toilet, and have heard similar with cats starting to go in the shower drain, and turned out to have pretty severe kidney damage.

Hopefully it is nothing like that, but I didn't realise something was wrong until it was too late and I don't want the same for you and your cat.

Xanthrax@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 156d

They're hiding their poo/ piss from the other cats. We'll do our checkups, though.

EndOfLine@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 157d (1 reply)

By chance, has this cat been watching Chris Hansen's To Catch a Predator?

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 157d

To Catch a Defecator

notwhoyouthink@lemmy.zip · 23 pts · 157d (3 replies)

Heehee

‘Saved you a seat!’

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 157d

"Kept it warm for ya'."

diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 157d (1 reply)

Come on, take a dump!

notwhoyouthink@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 157d

Come in, the water is fine!

5715@feddit.org · 16 pts · 157d

We have business to do.

Etterra@discuss.online · 14 pts · 157d

10 minutes later: Good! Now let us zoomie together!

nullPointer@programming.dev · 12 pts · 157d (1 reply)

family bathroom time!

Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 157d

We call them bathroom parties

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 157d (2 replies)

My cats are exactly why I close the toilet lid outside of active use.

rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 9 pts · 157d

I just close the toilet lid before flushing regardless, pets or not

abcd@feddit.org · 5 pts · 157d

Came to say this. There is a risk that they drown in the toilet because they will land head first inside of it if they expect the lid to be closed.

Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 157d

"If you must know, mother, he is my doodie buddy."

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 157d

your throne awaits, sire.