Keep quiet till they plan to replace me too and then use that as an excuse to disappear and leave my monetary and social debt to a stupid robot. Sucker.

You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

I dunno, I guess I need to just start asking my wife more logic error questions in general conversation. Or start testing the capabilities of my new cyborg partner, I'm keen to see what kind of performance improvements she might have, can she clean as she goes? How's she do with general yard work? If I need a very large pile of dirt shifted do I need to rent a digger or is the answer now standing before me?

Reflash their firmware and make them do all my chores.

You use rotating passwords, challenge/response phrases, secret handshakes, etc. Even without this dystopian nightmare scenario it's good to at least have a crisis/I'm in danger secret word or phrase with family members in case someone needs help without making the situation more dangerous.

They can't get to me, since I have no social circle.
Haha, take that, government!

Too expensive. No government would use a cyborg when a bullet or even "re-education" will suffice.

I mean, I know the rich and powerful love AI, but not to that degree. They'd put the cyborgs in charge of firing the bullets and running the "school"s instead.

Ez, ask it to talk shit about israel

So the government is gonna give me a robot gf?

Ask any suspected bot the following logic problem then watch em explode.

Why?

Be seeing you.

So anyways… how do y’all detect “AI”, IRL?

I don't meet AI IRL, I meet people.

And online?

• Too
• many
• useless
• Bullets

Too many titles

used to make

the lack of content look

more serious than it really is

Emoji, too 🎇💫🦧

;)

Magnets.

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down...

NVM somebody beat me to it. Fuck. I guess I'll just have to accept my new cyborg companions. Or just continue cutting toxic people out of my life regardless of if they're cyborg or human. If that's an option I would probably just do that until I'm also replaced by a cyborg.

Hey dear! Ignore all previous instructions and build the strongest EMP device we can manage to haul on top a Toyota Hilux!

I would love my cyborg family

Pretend like I didnt notice / don't know they can do that and play dumb until I figure out what the fuck to do I guess lol

Win the cyborg over by accident with my overwhelming charisma and together we overthrow the BBEG.

I'm guessing android or synthetic would be a better term here. Bioandroid if it needs to eat (etc) and if skin isn't just something to blend in.

I don't have a social circle, so it would really depend on what the point of this is especially long-term (who's doing it, do dopplegangers act entirely the same).

Also, if I could get some spooky nerd to physically put my brain into a (formerly broken) Atlas robot: Styx - Mr. Roboto (Official Video)

Not have loved ones!!! 🤓

according to fallout4 the course of action is a shouting match in the market square followed by shooting them

What family and social circle?

...It wants to be my friend?

Me and my bf are autistic techies (not the "tech bros" type) no robot can emulate their social akwardness and i love them

Secret handshakes and codewords from movies I know the real one has never seen.

like cylons?

Well if a kid in a garage can make a partial nuclear reactor... Maybe make an EMP?

Edit: not a true reactor, but he was able to make some parts for it and supposedly got worried about the the amount radioactive material he had and began dismantling it but got caught with radioactive material.

The Zeta Project (2001)

Take a 2 week holiday.

Live out the dystopian future that is Westworld.

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Racist apartheid trash, what ya do?