Name every episode from memory. Bonus points if you know the exact length of each episode. (This is a joke, please don't actually do it, I would feel bad.)
It depends on the day. If it’s a Ritalin day, he can do anything while feeling an unending and uncontrollable sense of doom. Aware of everything, processing it all, waiting for all those uncontrollable things to kill him.
If it’s a Ritalin-free day, he’s an oblivious himbo that just eats fast food and fucks around all day.
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probable_possum@leminal.space · 35 pts · 132d
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 132d
An endless fount of Star Trek knowledge.
Speculater@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 132d
Name every episode from memory. Bonus points if you know the exact length of each episode. (This is a joke, please don't actually do it, I would feel bad.)
zeejoo@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 132d
MapleFawn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 132d
Gender dysphoria :3
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 132d
Choose your own adventure
::: spoiler mtf Sad because she's very cute already. :::
::: spoiler ftm Sad because he's so handsome already. :::
QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 132d
You're not alone dear sister
Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 132d
Procrastination.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 132d
Stole mine!
I'll add starting projects that never get finished.
blinfabian@feddit.nl · 15 pts · 132d
class consiousness
kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 132d
Speaking Esperanto.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 11 pts · 132d
PTSD
lath@piefed.social · 10 pts · 132d
IBS
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 132d
Diabetes
drascus@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 132d
He just starts questioning his choices and he is not even sure he should finish out the rest of the adventure
itkovian@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 132d
BPD. Kirby now has BPD.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 132d
Same :/
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 132d
I like how everyone is just listing mental illnesses.
At least we're all in good company...
kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 132d
Ability to silent faster than others speak.
Ajel@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 132d
Anxiety
snooggums@piefed.world · 6 pts · 132d
ADHD
hansolo@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 132d
Insatiable appetite for whiskey, meat, and boobs.
Also shooting fire from his mouth, but I think he's already got that covered.
GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 132d
Depression and an unfortunate amount of knowledge on cults.
blarghly@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 132d
Insomnia
Broadfern@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 132d
Autism
WagnasT@piefed.world · 4 pts · 132d
He can forget what someone is saying to them whilst they are still saying it, even if he is trying to pay attention.
kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 131d
I feel like that's something Kirby already does tbh
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 132d
"I'm sorry, I forgot the first part of your sentence before you finished the last part of your sentence. Could you please repeat that?"
random_character_a@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 132d
He becomes a "Sheldon" without any of the positive traits.
Speculater@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 132d
Procrastination
cabillaud@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 132d
Transmissible spongiform encephalopathie
crossdl@leminal.space · 3 pts · 132d
Depression and beer.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 132d
The ability to be tranquilized by coffee, durability, not having to eat much, and disease resistance.
VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 132d
Hummingbird phobia.
Triasha@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 132d
The ability to fall asleep in 10 minutes flat.
socsa@piefed.social · 3 pts · 132d
Massive dong
cepelinas@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 132d
Dementia.
18107@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 132d
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 132d
Original with comic's name
Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 130d
Nice, I actually thought it funnier without the third frame though.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 132d
He can now hold his whiskey better than people twice his weight. Dont try to keep up with me.
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 132d
ADHD
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 132d
It depends on the day. If it’s a Ritalin day, he can do anything while feeling an unending and uncontrollable sense of doom. Aware of everything, processing it all, waiting for all those uncontrollable things to kill him.
If it’s a Ritalin-free day, he’s an oblivious himbo that just eats fast food and fucks around all day.