I've studied the blade

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fireweed@lemmy.world · 79 pts · 129d (25 replies)

For the love of fuck, we're using apostrophes to conjugate verbs now too?

smeg@feddit.uk · 38 pts · 129d (6 replies)

Can't even blame this one on autocorrect, we've gone full apostrophe means "here comes an s"

boobs_@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 129d

When a rogue 'see's any enemy who's low on HP after killing two mob's

Fixed the original post's typos

Luccus@feddit.org · 8 pts · 129d (4 replies)

I use the apostrophe whenever I'm too lazy to type the proper letter. Like:

''''' ''''' '''' ''' ''

''''' ''''' ''' ''' ''''

''''' ''''' ''' '''''' ''' '''''' '''

myrrh@ttrpg.network · 2 pts · 127d (2 replies)
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Hupf@feddit.org · 1 pts · 127d (1 reply)

,,,^..^,,,

myrrh@ttrpg.network · 1 pts · 127d
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kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 127d

BRO! Language! You kiss your mother with that mouth?

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 128d

You have to protect your letter's from those dangerou's terminal esse's!

x00z@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 128d (9 replies)

In some languages you use an apostrophe for pluralization in some cases. But even that doesn't make sense for the one in the OP.

iamthetot@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 128d (8 replies)

What languages use an apostrophe for plurals?

x00z@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 128d (3 replies)

Dutch for example.

::: spoiler spoiler :::

TheOctonaut@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 128d

They said language, not dialect. Swamp German doesn't count

iamthetot@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 128d (1 reply)

Interesting. From a quick look, seems like it only applies to some borrowed words, nothing native to the language?

x00z@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 128d

Mhm, I can only think of loan words yes.

three@piefed.social · 3 pts · 128d (3 replies)

Ligmanese

x00z@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 128d (2 replies)

Ligmanese?

three@piefed.social · 1 pts · 128d (1 reply)

Ligma nese nuts

x00z@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 128d

:^)

astutemural@midwest.social · 2 pts · 127d

Hey, give the guy a break, cult leaders aren't known for their grammar.

(Check OP's username)

CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 128d

Who ever made this it seems like

teft@piefed.social · -1 pts · 128d (4 replies)

A lot of people aren’t native speakers and also this is an easy error to make even for native speakers.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 127d

this is an easy error to make even for native speakers.

Really? "See's"?

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 127d

I'm pretty sure non native speakers wouldn't make this mistake.

festnt@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 127d

i've heard native speakers are actually more prone to misusing apostrophes because they learned the sounds before writing, while non natives learn both at the same time

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 3 pts · 128d

It's not a mistake native speakers would make unintentionally but I absolutely understand the ESL problems and, full disclosure, still have to remind myself about the rules for possessives.

It looks wrong and the system is wrong I will not apologize for or be bound by the failures of dead dudes

fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 128d (4 replies)

Can you censor that first apostrophe with a white marker pls? <3

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 128d (3 replies)

Task unsuccessfully completed:

festnt@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 127d (2 replies)

now add an apostrophe to mob's

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 127d (1 reply)

festnt@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 127d

that's a weird looking apo'strophe

Crozekiel@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 127d (2 replies)

I love that the meme basically has double meaning if you know what is about to happen in the scene the image is from vs if you don't.

::: spoiler spoiler That car in the background is about to run into him hard, flinging his milk and cereal all over his car. Basically, he is about to get fucked up. :::

GiveOver@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 127d (1 reply)

It's his fault for eating cereal though

Crozekiel@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 126d

One hundo P.

UndergroundParking@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 128d

All hail an analfabet!