Things I thought were huge problems when I was a kid

Catching on fire is weirdly absent here

Black holes and the sun dying in five billion years are missing here.

Along with falling anvils and actual sticks of dynamite.

I've seen quicksand happen at the beach now twice. It's crazier when you realize it's not a thing, and then it's a thing again. The one person called the park people because they thought it should be cordoned off, but conditions have to be just right.

Learning about the Bermuda Triangle when I should have been learning about the Strait of Hormuz 😭

killer bees

I never realized how close the triangle was to the US

I wish these were the biggest problems we had to deal with

Pool drain is also missing here.

Replace the Loch Ness Monster with whirlpools and 6 year old me would be in shambles lol

My mom once told me we have pull the roots of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polygonatum Out because it's a pest plant that grows everywhere.

Naturally I concluded that humanity is involved in an global war against this plant, over who owns this planet and all our lives are at long term risk of losing that war

• Thieving magpies

I know it's the loch Ness monster but at first glance I thought it was a swan, told they would break your arm so dont piss them off

Being on fire.

killer bees and the ozone layer

And cliffs! Sheer cliffs seem to be much less geologically common than my childhood led me to believe.

Fallout?