At what point does a stick become a log?

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SolidShake@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 146d (6 replies)

When a dog cannot carry it

Rivalarrival@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 146d (3 replies)

Are we talking Chihuahua or English Mastiff?

SolidShake@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 146d (1 reply)

TrollTrollrolllol@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 146d

boop

halcyoncmdr@piefed.social · 0 pts · 146d

Any dog.

Ankle bitter aren't dogs. If it's small enough to be drop kicked over a fence, it's not a dog it's a cruel genetic mistake made by humanity.

BlameThePeacock@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 146d (1 reply)

I was going to say a human can't carry it, but yours is good too.

vivalapivo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 146d
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pipe@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 146d (2 replies)

First it must become a branch, then work its way up to being a limb, and through perseverence and bravery, it may one day be a trunk. Trunks make great logs.

SolSerkonos@piefed.social · 9 pts · 146d

YES! It's not just stick>log. There's several steps between the two!

Drusas@fedia.io · 1 pts · 145d

Limbs can also become logs.

volore@scribe.disroot.org · 25 pts · 146d (2 replies)

When you can't wrap your hand fully around it, I'd say, is the boundary between a stick and a log.

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 146d

I really like this definition!

Iconoclast@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 145d

I feel personally attacked

zelahdieliekeis@piefed.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 146d

At the point where you put down the reciprocating cutter and pick up the chainsaw.

neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 145d (1 reply)

If you can lift it with one hand, it's a stick. Possibly a staff if you'rewearing a pointy hat. A log requires at least two hands.

AA5B@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 145d

Gotta have those small logs, or split logs to get a good fire going

bizarroland@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 146d

When the average person cannot lift it with one hand

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 146d

About two seconds after that booty clap

Iconoclast@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 145d (1 reply)

Stick is a branch where as log is part of the trunk. Narrow trunk is called a sapling.

village604@adultswim.fan · 5 pts · 145d

What about branches the size of trees?

ace_garp@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 145d

Making these up.

Logs:

  • Take more than 1 hand to pick up

  • Burns for more than 30mins

  • Can cause concussion if thrown through the air.

RoddyStiggs@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 146d

Yours is a stick. Mine is a log.

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You see, dicks

ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 146d

If it sticks around for long enough, it eventually gets logged

FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 145d

If you can stand on it and roll it with your feets, that's a log. Can't do that with a stick. Nobody ever heard of the stick rolling championships.

NastyNative@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 146d

When you can no longer hold it!

TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 146d

When you remove a single grain of sand from a heap, and as a result, it is no longer a heap.

Some definitions have fuzzy edges. Actually most words are really fuzzy that way. Mathematical concepts are precise, but normal everyday words aren’t. Treat them accordingly.

deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 146d

When diameter > 100mm

Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 146d (2 replies)

What about cords, twigs, or timber? You can't jump straight from sticks to logs.

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 146d (1 reply)

No cords. These trees are Bluetooth.

HorreC@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 146d

bigger than your thigh

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 145d

Depends if you've got a stove/open fire as a source of heating.

Sticks are used as kindling to get it going, logs are used to keep it going

just_another_person@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 146d

5"

actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 146d

When you write on it.

Fedegenerate@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 145d

At the same time grains of sand becomes a heap.

credo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 146d
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AmidFuror@fedia.io · 1 pts · 146d

When I get semi-aroused.