Just leave it on the porch bro

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crank0271@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 127d (3 replies)

Your Dasher has sent you a message: "WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MEN PLAYING WOMEN'S SPORTS?"

marcos@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 127d (2 replies)

I bet she had no idea what he was talking about and avoided an answer because she didn't know what the right one was.

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 127d (1 reply)

The correct answer for the context was "no. Mens and women's sports should be completely separate. Trans people are right out." but thats really not the answer you want to seen giving with your real face to the entire world.

marcos@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 127d

Oh, boy... Professional sports are a shitstorm all around. Whatever you think about any rule is wrong.

voxthefox@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 32 pts · 127d (1 reply)

Even doctors have to Moonlight as doordashers?

heartpunk25@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 127d

it's just the state of the economy :'(

humminglady@feddit.online · 24 pts · 127d (4 replies)

He probably took a bite out of your McDonald's.

baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 127d

He’d probably eat it all and then blame it on the Latino neighbors, even with ketchup all over his face.

how_we_burned@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 127d

If that was all he had done consider yourself lucky.

I would be pulling out the hand gun if I saw Trump at my door.

In his early life his dad owned slum apartment blocks in NY. He was forced by his father to fix the plumbing in those apartments.

Considering what we know re Epstein and Trump....he was undoubtedly raping women in those apartments.

KneeTitts@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 126d (1 reply)

He probably --raped-- your McDonald’s

humminglady@feddit.online · 1 pts · 126d

great, well no wonder the mayo tasted off

heartpunk25@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 127d

Your DoorDash order was dropped off by: "Not Jesus"

★★∅∅∅

Colalextrast@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 127d (4 replies)

This post proved to me that AI art can have value.

A very small amount, when used vindictively to produce a single kek

Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 127d (2 replies)

We need a standardized unit to measure this.

GpK: Gallons of water per Kek.

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 127d (1 reply)

Liters per Kek

or better: Liters per metric Kek

Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 126d

And, of course, the Imperial Kek is slightly larger in the UK than in the US.

GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 126d
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collapse_already@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 127d

Bag is probably full of shit that he is about to set on fire so you stomp it to put the fire out. Except that sort of plan requires more executive function than he possesses.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 127d

it's seven dollars worth of nuggets. oh my me, get off the cross and get back to work no you don't get a tip.

wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 8 pts · 127d (1 reply)

Wardash?

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 127d

World of Wardash was not the BEST game Blizzard ever made..

kboos1@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 127d

Mr Dump, did you go outside in your pajamas to get your door dash and lock yourself out again?

Gork@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 127d

If he were a real delivery driver he'd definitely be complaining about the high gas prices now.

TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 127d

I kind of think the amount of water used to generate this image might have been worth it.

Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 127d

On what planet do doctors wear flowing white robes with red pashmenas/shawls?

Demented piece of shit

GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 126d
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BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 127d

Doctors delivering Door Dash, now? MAGA has really wrecked this country.

melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 127d

Why do you need doordash bags to do some doctorin'?