If it happens on a full moon, it's a warehouse, otherwise its just a normal house

Remember, kids: don't try this at home!

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bigfish@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 156 pts · 157d (7 replies)

It's like the best way to prevent police brutality and murder: simply make them individually liable for damages and require them to carry insurance for it. Bad actions make you uninsurable, and the rest of your department more risky (expensive).

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 71 pts · 157d (6 replies)

Ironically the reason we have this problem is because the armed guards of capital are one of the only jobs that still have strong unions.

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 39 pts · 157d (1 reply)

Union is underselling their mafia racket.

UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 157d

Its a big gang, and youre not in it.

ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -12 pts · 157d (3 replies)
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Mongostein@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 157d

No one has replied to this comment, yet you’ve edited it as though you’re having multiple conversations.

Are you ok?

ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip · 5 pts · 156d

Most government employees are not elected. Needing the entire state to vote on a ballot initiative to get a raise would make it even harder than it already is for teachers...

This comment was made after the half dozen edits you made clarifying to no one.

AA5B@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 156d

We can only wish teachers unions were as powerful as police unions. The world would be very different

CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 114 pts · 157d (3 replies)

Unions were the compromise between violence against the capital from the working class.

ViatorOmnium@piefed.social · 21 pts · 156d

Every few generations everyone seems to forget the existing social contracts exist for reason, and that reason is never the benevolence of the plutocrats.

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 157d (1 reply)

Too bad companies spent decades demoting and crushing them. Paid money for it, even.

PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 156d

The same Pinkertons that were hired over a century ago to bust unions, are still around today for a reason.

Chee_Koala@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 157d (5 replies)

Beacon@fedia.io · 56 pts · 157d (3 replies)

More like "Old school problems require old school solutions"

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 157d

JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 157d (1 reply)

Wooden shoes are so uncomfortable though

nocturne@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 157d

Toss em in something with gears to make them more comfortable.

hperrin@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 157d

Not a modern problem. Not a modern solution. Fuck Dave Chappelle.

Fiona@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 45 pts · 156d (1 reply)

I’ve said that on Reddit and people got mad at me.

A single warehouse burning because of low wages is like a single healthcare CEO getting shot: Funny to read about, but ultimately not going to change much.

Turn it into a monthly thing, and it becomes a revolutionary act that will change things!

sober_monk@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 156d

I've said that on Reddit and people bots got mad at me.

FTFY.

Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 43 pts · 157d (1 reply)

Actually it's only a warehouse if it comes from the warehouse region of France. Anything else is just a "storage shed"

Stitch0815@feddit.org · 13 pts · 157d

sparkling storage shed

harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 34 pts · 157d

That's right, kids: try it at work!

hperrin@lemmy.ca · 30 pts · 157d

Hypothetically, I really hope this happens. Hypothetically, like once a week for the next year.

lena@gregtech.eu · 29 pts · 157d

Remember, kids: don't try this at home!

Yeah! Try it at a factory

thenextguy@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 157d

If they used to be houses, then they are were-houses.

If it used to be a house, then it's a was-house.

inari@piefed.zip · 17 pts · 157d

Usually what the owner class does is push for tougher laws instead

A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 14 pts · 157d

I'm not a lawyer, but this sounds perfectly feasible to me. So insurance companies simply choose to not treat low wages as a risk factor. I wonder why 🤔

minorkeys@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 157d

So they run without insurance, lobby to mitigate their liability and the conditions of workplaces plummets.

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 7 pts · 157d

Oh no how unfortunate.

Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip · 6 pts · 156d (2 replies)

Finally, a sensible market solution /s

x0x7@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 156d (1 reply)

Right. A more likely one is that having staff in a building at all are a liability and so all these warehouses are moving to robots. There will be an oversaturation of warehouse workers vs sites still using them, and so these fires are just going to bring wages lower.

Headofthebored@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 153d

Warehouses can burn whether they have robots in them or not lmao

VAK@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 157d

The ESG that the right deserves

Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 156d (1 reply)

you'd be replaced with robots even sooner

DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 156d

I it seriously got to that point those robots would have to be fireproof.

PissingIntoTheWind@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 157d

Burn baby burn. Disco inferno! Burn baby burn!

IHeartBadCode@fedia.io · -14 pts · 157d (11 replies)

If the cost of keeping humans is higher than the cost of automating, they'll just automate the process. Or have the place ran by wire, where humans pilot lifts remotely.

rainwall@piefed.social · 29 pts · 157d

There were only 8 people in that whole warehouse when it burned. It clear they already cut staff to an insanely low level. If they could have automated those 8 jobs away, they already would have.

Stop preemptively giving up your power by assuming you have none.

Protoknuckles@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 157d (3 replies)

You can burn down an automated warehouse too.

ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 157d (1 reply)

"Hence the word...'sabotage.'"

(Note: this probably isn't true)

smeenz@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 157d

History is replete with turning points....

Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 156d

Honestly probably easier as there are less eyes. Just walk in with a clip board and say your from XYZ company and you have a contract to service the robots. If they seem hesitant at first, immediately get irate and say the contract is hourly and your technically already on the clock. In 98% of circumstances this will be your ticket in, if not try again on a different day of the week two weeks later.

Then just leave behind some incendiary devices as your "servicing the robots" and now not only did you burn the warehouse down, they also have no clue who you even are.

A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 157d

For 200 years, workers have been told that automation will make their lives better...

Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org · 3 pts · 157d (3 replies)

If they could, they'd already have.

explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 156d

There's plenty of technology that could be, but isn't yet because the incentives aren't there.

If we turned all this wasted ingenuity towards the betterment of humankind, then everything could get much better very quickly.

AA5B@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 156d (1 reply)

Depending on which oligarch you believe, we’re just about there. General purpose humanoid robots are almost ready to take over warehouse work

Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org · 3 pts · 156d

I am sure they are as almost ready as the swasticar autopilot

MBech@feddit.dk · 2 pts · 157d

So better be a slave than unemployed?

1dalm@lemmy.today · -40 pts · 157d (7 replies)

Ironically, arson is a felony and it's unlikely that insurers cover such events that are due to criminal acts.

Insurers are likely not paying out anything.

village604@adultswim.fan · 38 pts · 157d

What are you smoking? Insurance pays for damage caused by criminal activities

Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 35 pts · 157d

This is only the case when one intentionally burns down their own property.

Zikeji@programming.dev · 34 pts · 157d

What? No. Arson usually covered on standard policies. Most likely what would happen in the scenario portrayed here is that insurance would go up and future insurance contracts would specifically exclude arson / vandalism.

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 157d (3 replies)

New armchair expert topic just dropped

1dalm@lemmy.today · -13 pts · 157d (2 replies)

Yeah have someone burn down your house and then file an insurance claim.

See how that goes for you.

TrousersMcPants@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 157d

If you set a fire or otherwise intentionally cause your home to be burned down, then no insurance would not cover that. However in this case it is arson committed against the owner of the property, which is absolutely covered by insurance.

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 156d

Am now millionaire, thanks for the advice