As someone who has personally benefitted from actions of Chip Roy, I couldn't agree more. My anecdotes will never outweigh the damage he's done to countless people.
Also, just cuz an asshole accidentally helps you doesn't make them not an asshole.
Oh sure, with goat cheese, Gouda, or gruyere, I could totally see magic happening. But that's not what people serve. They serve a cheese single, plastered on some shitty crust.
i just have this image in my mind. the local coffee shop makes up this whipped cream cheese that is divine and i want some on a slice of blackberry pie as soon as i get a batch of ripe berries. hell yeah.
but of course i'm going to have a sleep paralysis nightmare and the hat man is going to force feed me a pie with some kraft single with the plastic still on it tonight just you watch what did i do to deserve this
The legislation seeks to amend existing immigration law to bar entry and naturalization, as well as create new grounds for deportation for anyone linked to what it describes as “totalitarian” parties, both foreign and domestic.
Trumpism is pretty "totalitarian". I wouldn't be that upset if all the magas got removed from power, and the irony of their own law being used to do it would be delicious.
That humor aside, this is a terrible idea that should be grounds for Roy's immediate removal from office.
"Under the proposal, individuals could also be removed from the U.S. if they engage in or have ever engaged in advocacy for those ideologies, or if they “write, distribute, circulate, print, display, possess, or publish” material supporting them."
Someone want to re-phrase the 1st amendment for him using really small words?
While it is bad here, it's not like we're the only people with a growing fascist problem. Just like obesity and people giving us shit for decades, all of a sudden more countries are having some of these problems.
Keep giving us shit, sure. But just don't forget to learn from us and shut that shit down while you still can.
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AbidanYre@lemmy.world · 173 pts · 150d
I'd rather we keep Mamdani and deport Chip Roy.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 150d
Approved.
fartographer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 149d
As someone who has personally benefitted from actions of Chip Roy, I couldn't agree more. My anecdotes will never outweigh the damage he's done to countless people.
Also, just cuz an asshole accidentally helps you doesn't make them not an asshole.
xenomor@lemmy.world · 130 pts · 150d
Because nothing is more American than having the government regulate thought.
I’m no longer sure if the above sentiment should be interpreted sarcastically or not.
U7826391786239@piefed.zip · 21 pts · 150d
theotherdude@piefed.social · 0 pts · 149d
FOR SUPER EARTH!!!!!!!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 149d
Nothing? Not even apple pie or cia black ops government torture sites?
fartographer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 149d
Ever try hot apple pie with a slice of cheese?
It tastes like apple pie with cheese. I still don't get why it's a thing.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 149d
gotta use the right cheese. the people who did it with shitty cheddar, that's a prank
fartographer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 149d
Oh sure, with goat cheese, Gouda, or gruyere, I could totally see magic happening. But that's not what people serve. They serve a cheese single, plastered on some shitty crust.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 149d
i just have this image in my mind. the local coffee shop makes up this whipped cream cheese that is divine and i want some on a slice of blackberry pie as soon as i get a batch of ripe berries. hell yeah.
but of course i'm going to have a sleep paralysis nightmare and the hat man is going to force feed me a pie with some kraft single with the plastic still on it tonight just you watch what did i do to deserve this
YerLam@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 149d
Didn't share the good stuff with the hat man.
fartographer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 149d
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SuiXi3D@fedia.io · 86 pts · 150d
Yeah, asshole? What about the White Americans that agree with Mamdani? What about those of us sick and fucking tired of your bullshit?
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 150d
He was voted in too, are they going to deport every voter who voted for him? That's a lot of white people.
MagicShel@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 150d
To him, that's the wrong kind of white people, and they don't belong in the USA, though they might be tolerated in an impotent quantity.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 150d
Maybe they could reach some kind of compromise where progressive white votes were counted as, say, three-fifths of a vote.
I_Jedi@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 150d
I'd argue the opposite. No doubt people like Chip Roy would favor a slow and painful demise for anyone he views as a race traitor.
borkborkbork@piefed.social · 17 pts · 150d
deport chip roy's useless ass
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 149d
No take all of him
WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca · -2 pts · 150d
You’re not sick and tired enough, clearly.
Do another parade, that should help.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 149d
How about you taking Putin's dick out of your mouth long enough to fuck off?
jtrek@startrek.website · 57 pts · 150d
Trumpism is pretty "totalitarian". I wouldn't be that upset if all the magas got removed from power, and the irony of their own law being used to do it would be delicious.
That humor aside, this is a terrible idea that should be grounds for Roy's immediate removal from office.
jordanlund@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 150d
"Under the proposal, individuals could also be removed from the U.S. if they engage in or have ever engaged in advocacy for those ideologies, or if they “write, distribute, circulate, print, display, possess, or publish” material supporting them."
Someone want to re-phrase the 1st amendment for him using really small words?
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 26 pts · 149d
I'm getting sick of this shit. I sincerely hope the midterms are punishing for these fascist traitors.
Asafum@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 150d
God I can't stand these fucking scumbags...
sns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 pts · 150d
Chip sounds like a child molester's name.
daychilde@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 150d
Born here. Hate you fucking fascists and you can all go die in a fucking fire. Fuck off.
WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 150d
If only Americans remembered how to start fires.
daychilde@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 150d
While it is bad here, it's not like we're the only people with a growing fascist problem. Just like obesity and people giving us shit for decades, all of a sudden more countries are having some of these problems.
Keep giving us shit, sure. But just don't forget to learn from us and shut that shit down while you still can.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 149d
Oh shit I guess it has been 30 seconds since you wished awful things on Americans so it makes sense you wrote this.
dhork@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 150d
Congressman
Has
Impotent
Penis,
Rages;
Others
Yawn
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 150d
Looks about how I'd expect an asshole named Chip to look
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 150d
Cow Chip Roy
ActualGrapesTasteGreen@piefed.zip · 12 pts · 150d
Thought police
Steve@startrek.website · 11 pts · 150d
More sedition? In my US congress??
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 149d
Thought crimes
wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 150d
Chip Roy < Chip Skylark
devolution@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 150d
So can this act ensure deportation off white conservatives? They don't bring much value.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 149d
They spent more time on the cute title than the actual bill.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 149d
Racist fucks.
Wish there was someplace we could deport chippy to. I don’t think there’s anywhere with the primordial ooze left, though.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 149d
Have these guys ever seen the First Amendment?
leadore@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 150d
Chips A'Roy is crummy.