klown show 6 x-treme

it can take an entire lifetime to find klitoris. just buy my $999 (now $666 for a limited time) course where i will show you how to sometimes find it 100% of the time guaranteed*

Something something “yay”!

It's in the AUR as klitoris-gtk-git. Or is it klitoris-qt-git? There might have been a klitoris-qt-bin but the maintainer stopped updating that one like a year ago and nobody's picked it up. Actually now that I think about it none of the AUR versions are up to date, you gotta get it straght from github. Ah, no wait that one's a fork, the OG is on sourceforge. Or was it gitlab? No no no actually I remember now, it used to be up on gitlab but they moved over to GNU Savannah, so the gitlab version is out of date. Oh by the way it relies on old versions of libraries and other dependencies that no distros actually have in their repos anymore. It won't compile with the newer versions of those dependencies and they don't provide a binary. People are complaining about that on the Issues page but it's only developed by like one guy and he doesn't even know why the newer versions won't work he just knows it works on his system. Still refuses to provide a binary though. Oh right there's that fork I mentioned, that might work. Ah wait nevermind that was an attempt of making a gtk version of klitoris but the developer abandoned that project unfinished and hasn't been seen since 2022.

You need the newest Qt alpha to compile it from source.

It's a myth, it doesn't exist.

zypper in

Klitoris got removed during an FGM event, it's no longer there. Got removed alongside with lib-ia-minora.

You have all but guaranteed that some dev will create it now--if they haven't already.

When foss Cockpilot??

(Cooperative Open-source Communications & Key Processes Integration for Lean Operations Technology)

There should be a torrent client with Copirate.

Well, if Apple is getting a new CEO then Microsoft should go all in and hire Xzibit to sell copilot.

Some people definitely rewrote it as μCLIt and BSDclit for size/licensing reasons

GNUtori(ou)s Clit

Don't forget the rust rewrite, clit-rs

Show HN: Gyno: a thin GUI around open-clit

Linux: some cute animal except spelled awkwardly. Quomodo. Ekidnah. Magpye. Blootoona

Apple would use a minimalist and confusing name like: Task

apt moo

who up rn doing they task

Linux devs would name something “Klitoris” literally just so the project website could say “you’ve finally found what you’re looking for”

If it was written in python it’s PyMagpie

Wouldn't it be MagPy?

IThinkImSecureBecauseTheLanguageIUseButTheresMoreToItThanIUnderstandPie

what is this nuance doing here?

No it's magpiers

cat

meow?

$ alias cat='meow'
$ meow
bash: meow: command not found
$ cat
bash: meow: command not found
$ rm -rf / --no-preserve-root
$ meow
bash: meow: command not found

KLITORIS

KALI

Linux

Intrusion

Testing

Operation

Response

Incident

System

Just like WINE!

CDE is/was a thing. Common Desktop Environment. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Desktop_Environment

Sounds like Squidward walking

Should have called it grape

The app starting with K is probably a nod to how KDE names many of their projects something that starts with K. (Konsole, Kate, Kdenlive, Krita).

The litoris part probably refers to how linux apps often name things after random weird stuff, e.g. gimp, but it's not always genital/sexual related I guess.

Latex and that one other thing which I forgot

Git

You are having very strange ideas of a "boss fight".

I've never heard gimp used that eay luckily, only the sexual slave fetish thing.

Pinta is more of a paint.NET alternative than a gimp alternative

https://skiesofarcadia.fandom.com/wiki/Pinta%27s_Quest

Also The GIMP is not named after a slur, don't be ridiculous.

Which of course is miles better than to be named after a slur for disabled people, but still not the best SSO.

Huh? Which software?

Thats also the spanish word for a pint!🍻

Pinta is more like a fancy paint alternative.

It has layers but it way more accessable than gimp