I'm not disagreeing with you, but if you think that double-standard isn't present in some circles of the internet then you obviously haven't encountered many keyboard-feminists...
I always imagined that women would make the best assassins. People tend to put their guard down when there is a pretty girl around. And they can get men alone. They all just so happen to get heart attacks around her. She’s that good!
Yeah.... I will go along with a lot of shit if I think there's a chance I'm going to get laid. Pretty lady assassin is definitely the way to go if anyone is looking to have me killed.
On NPR one time there was a spy on a program, and they said spies almost never carry weapons, and when they do it's usually a woman because people don't expect it and also there is such a huge taboo about touching a woman's purse that they can put it there and be safe.
Thats a realky good point. I also probably need to be better at violence looking at what the next few years are gonna be. We could teach each other so much.
The woman was allegedly second-in-command in the Los de la M gang, where she was supposedly known for her precise aim and skill with firearms. She gained a reputation due to multiple incidents across Colombia, according to local newspaper Diario del Norte.
She was arrested alongside alleged accomplices "Gorda Sicaria" or "Fat Hitwoman" and a man called "Leopoldo" on Dec. 1 in connection to the murder of her ex-boyfriend Deyvy Jesús García Palomino on July 23. Police said Rodriguez allegedly told Deyvy to meet her to settle a money issue, but once he arrived two men drove by on a motorcycle and shot him.
Details unclear but seems like stereotypical gangster stuff
Sydney Bristow lives rent-free in my head. We both use the same bank branch, the same grocery store lane, visit the same yogurt hut, enjoy ube ice-cream straight outta the carton. And discover we have the same hobby of expensive tactical flashlights.
This is becoming a problem online in general. Just yesterday there was an article from Android Central making the rounds on the front page of Lemmy about iFixit and Kobo entering into a partnership. Except that partnership was entered into 2 1/2 years ago.
You guys are looking at other people's accounts for trustworthiness? Most I do is judge people off what instance they're on (which I feel is simultaneously both a very and also not very "dot world" of me).
It doesn't matter on Reddit either, technically. I think. I haven't been there in 3 years so I dunno maybe you can buy kind strangers golf or some stupid shit.
Because on reddit it accumulates to your account. Here, there's zero record of your upvotes outside of the individual posts/comments themselves and it doesn't track between instances.
If she was to dye her hair blonde and dressed like a Russian model maybe drumpf might be attracted to her and well you know...... solve a few of the US's problems.
"Have you 🤬 seen this 🤬 First 🤬 Lady?! 🤬gotta "perfect record". Don't tell me that this ain't KGB's most successful spy m🤬f🤬 to-date. Look at her eyes 🤬 got that fifty yard stare! Ni🤬, don't know where the body's buried. 🤬🤬🤬 knows where ALL the 🤬 bodies are buried. 🤬And that white n🤬 married her."
I have done many, many things I regret, but the one I really dread being held in judgement against me in the Court of the Holy is the thing with the giant African ground snails. It seemed a great idea at the time, but what a terrible thing to do to someone. I was such an arsehole back then. Actually there's quite a long list of stuff. Maybe I should become Catholic, then I just say sorry and it's all good, right?
sexualizing a profession thats dedicated their entire life to not be sexualized is insanely sexist to both Nuns and Priests. This type of total hate to the point you dont realise whos in your crosshairs is very reddity and 4chanish
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StillAlive@piefed.world · 219 pts · 127d
Women in men dominated field 🥰🥰🥰
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 31 pts · 127d
She could've made a killing as a domme, for sure. With that whole Ringu thing going on? Yup.
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 127d
More like Asami in Audition...
chi chi chi chi
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 127d
Sadako?
DisgruntledGorillaGang@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 126d
Its spelled Sudoku.
inkblade@lemmy.world · 102 pts · 127d
How would you know if you don't try?
Bazell@lemmy.zip · 33 pts · 127d
They could have tried already and failed.
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works · 39 pts · 127d
You can't prove that. There is nobody alive to testify that they "tried and failed"
FireRetardant@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 127d
If women can swoon over serial killers, why not men over hitwomen
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 127d
Because women swooning over men is called sexual liberation, but men swooning over women is called chauviny...
Don't blame me, I don't make the rules...
Triasha@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 126d
Bullshit. Everyone is entitled to their toxic crush.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 126d
I'm not disagreeing with you, but if you think that double-standard isn't present in some circles of the internet then you obviously haven't encountered many keyboard-feminists...
Triasha@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 126d
Nah I don't deny it. people can be awful.
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 127d
Amateurs
Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus · 1 pts · 127d
She was arrested in connection to the murder of her boyfriend, i would say that counts as tried and failed.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 125d
she fixed him alright.
Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world · 89 pts · 127d
I don't want to fix her, I want her to make me worse
Klear@quokk.au · 4 pts · 125d
Probably not easy either
Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 125d
It's actually very easy. Imma good boy
monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world · 84 pts · 127d
I always imagined that women would make the best assassins. People tend to put their guard down when there is a pretty girl around. And they can get men alone. They all just so happen to get heart attacks around her. She’s that good!
makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 127d
That's a plot point in The Sting
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 127d
And Killing Eve
bazo@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 125d
Just these weekends saw Butch Classify and Sundance kid for the first time. Great movie
Now the Sting is definitely gonna be my next movie to watch!
lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 14 pts · 127d
Yeah.... I will go along with a lot of shit if I think there's a chance I'm going to get laid. Pretty lady assassin is definitely the way to go if anyone is looking to have me killed.
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 125d
hint hint
saimen@feddit.org · 8 pts · 126d
https://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2020/03/the-teenage-girls-who-seduced-and-killed-nazis/
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 125d
They also lured soldiers to the woods under the pretense of a romantic overture and then killed them. Oversteegen would approach the soldiers in taverns and bars and ask them to "go for a stroll" in the forest.
zarkanian@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 125d
Oh, cool. I knew about Sophie Scholl, but I didn't know about her.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 125d
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannie_Schaft is probably more famous.
Eric@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 126d
On NPR one time there was a spy on a program, and they said spies almost never carry weapons, and when they do it's usually a woman because people don't expect it and also there is such a huge taboo about touching a woman's purse that they can put it there and be safe.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 68 pts · 127d
Old article, but I do wonder, was she paid less than her male hitman contemporaries?
zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 126d
No one escapes the glass ceiling.
anugeshtu@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 127d
They probably need some high paid women as "executives"
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 126d
Maybe the opposite, if they're fewer and more effective in certain cases.
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 127d
Hitwoman: (shoots dual machine guns out the window)
Me: (Cooking chili) Heh. This is SO us.
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 126d
dual machine guns out the window are a really great way to lose both your arms
ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 127d
I don't want to fix her, I want her to ruin me.
MushuChupacabra@piefed.world · 45 pts · 127d
Fucking monsters.
I love her just the way she is.
baatliwala@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 126d
Can I ask her to fix some billionaires tho
Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 6 pts · 125d
Now we're talking...
Hakuso@scribe.disroot.org · 5 pts · 125d
This is the way.
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 34 pts · 126d
The women in the photo is allegedly not "La Muñeca" she is Nayeli Paola Suárez and had no criminal records.
TLDR: There is a chance...
Bazell@lemmy.zip · 31 pts · 127d
Skill issue?
psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 27 pts · 127d
Don't worry, i'm a mechanic.
youcantreadthis@quokk.au · 26 pts · 127d
What needs fixing? Why was she caught?
hayvan@piefed.world · 39 pts · 127d
She needs to work on her not-being-caught skills, that needs fixing.
VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 127d
"Yes, officer. I am her lawyer. I need to give her these papers and this hand-drawn map describing her legal exit strategy."
𝕒 𝕗𝕖𝕨 𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣..
youcantreadthis@quokk.au · 3 pts · 127d
Thats a realky good point. I also probably need to be better at violence looking at what the next few years are gonna be. We could teach each other so much.
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 127d
From the news article someone linked:
Details unclear but seems like stereotypical gangster stuff
youcantreadthis@quokk.au · 4 pts · 127d
So she needs help with creativityand not getting caught. I can fix her!
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 24 pts · 127d
But I can die trying.
Mister_Hangman@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 127d
I mean, can’t we all die trying?
Dasus@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 127d
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 126d
Aubrey Plaza biopic in the works
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 126d
Aubrey is pregnant right now. Let's see a biopic of a pregnant hitwoman.
Blackmist@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 125d
Sounds similar to Prevenge.
Reisen@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 127d
i would make her worse
helvetpuli@sopuli.xyz · 18 pts · 126d
I'm sorry, can somebody explain what's wrong with her that could potentially need to be fixed?
rwrwefwef@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 126d
The assassinations.
Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 126d
No-one's perfect.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 126d
She was killing the wrong people?
canniest_tod@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 127d
I was hoping she could fix me.
tired_n_bored@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 127d
I can fix her
VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 127d
Sydney Bristow lives rent-free in my head. We both use the same bank branch, the same grocery store lane, visit the same yogurt hut, enjoy ube ice-cream straight outta the carton. And discover we have the same hobby of expensive tactical flashlights.
username123@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 127d
That's just Jennifer Gardner with extra steps.
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 125d
I'd walk one thousand miles for Jennifer Garner.
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 127d
I think she is the Fixer
Redvenom@retrolemmy.com · 13 pts · 126d
I think I can do it
KatherinaReichelt@feddit.org · 11 pts · 127d
That news is from December 2024. So why are you posting this in April 2026?
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 127d
This is becoming a problem online in general. Just yesterday there was an article from Android Central making the rounds on the front page of Lemmy about iFixit and Kobo entering into a partnership. Except that partnership was entered into 2 1/2 years ago.
plz1@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 127d
That was recently relevant in the wake of Amazon bricking older Kindles, I think.
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 127d
Relevance doesn’t mean burying the lede in regard to when it happened.
KatherinaReichelt@feddit.org · 10 pts · 127d
It's a known method of those repost-karma-farming bots on reddit to simply repost older content. We might run into the same issues here on Lemmy.
Vex_Detrause@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 127d
What's the incentive for Lemmy? Points/karma doesn't matter here.
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 127d
I think here on Lemmy the incentive is comment and post history to have a more trusted account.
MrMcGasion@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 127d
You guys are looking at other people's accounts for trustworthiness? Most I do is judge people off what instance they're on (which I feel is simultaneously both a very and also not very "dot world" of me).
KillerWhale@orcas.enjoying.yachts · 4 pts · 127d
Typical dot world
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 127d
Depends on the comment, the post, and how lazy I’m feeling in that particular moment.
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 127d
Yet
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 127d
It doesn't matter on Reddit either, technically. I think. I haven't been there in 3 years so I dunno maybe you can buy kind strangers golf or some stupid shit.
CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 127d
Because on reddit it accumulates to your account. Here, there's zero record of your upvotes outside of the individual posts/comments themselves and it doesn't track between instances.
SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org · 17 pts · 127d
Maybe because it's not /breakingnews?
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 127d
Whats to fix? Probably got a great cacaine hookup, can win any fights someone picks with me.
Wouldnt be surprised if she fucked like a psycho.
DisgruntledGorillaGang@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 126d
Can a psycho fuck any other way?
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 126d
Iunno, im not a psychiatrist
SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 127d
This doll wants to play…with you 🔪🔪🔪
desiccated_event@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 127d
GIRL POWER!
OldGrayDog@fedinsfw.app · 7 pts · 127d
If she was to dye her hair blonde and dressed like a Russian model maybe drumpf might be attracted to her and well you know...... solve a few of the US's problems.
VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 127d
A cleaned-up quote from comedian Eddie Griffin...
"Have you 🤬 seen this 🤬 First 🤬 Lady?! 🤬gotta "perfect record". Don't tell me that this ain't KGB's most successful spy m🤬f🤬 to-date. Look at her eyes 🤬 got that fifty yard stare! Ni🤬, don't know where the body's buried. 🤬🤬🤬 knows where ALL the 🤬 bodies are buried. 🤬And that white n🤬 married her."
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 126d
But…. I can try…
Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 127d
Protect the dolls
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 127d
I don't want to fix her I want to show her killing for money isn't as satisfying as killing the money.
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 127d
I would wear my Colombian necktie on our first date
daggermoon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 125d
I want her to choke me
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 127d
You don’t know who you’re dealing with, don’t ever tell me what I can’t do!
DON’T EVER TELL ME WHAT I CAN’T Do!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQFhbQuBEf8&t=59
JoShmoe@ani.social · 0 pts · 127d
Buncha simps all of you. You all die unsatisfied in the end btw.
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf · -2 pts · 126d
Lust eats you from the inside out. Repent.
DisgruntledGorillaGang@reddthat.com · 13 pts · 126d
CMV: people who preach at other people unsolicited are just projecting. What do you have to repent for motherfucker?
Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 126d
I have done many, many things I regret, but the one I really dread being held in judgement against me in the Court of the Holy is the thing with the giant African ground snails. It seemed a great idea at the time, but what a terrible thing to do to someone. I was such an arsehole back then. Actually there's quite a long list of stuff. Maybe I should become Catholic, then I just say sorry and it's all good, right?
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf · -4 pts · 125d
you have to confess and go through penance
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 125d
How many shillings is that these days?
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf · -5 pts · 125d
0
zarkanian@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 125d
They have to go to a priest and say "Forgive me, daddy, I've been bad", right?
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf · -3 pts · 125d
sexualizing a profession thats dedicated their entire life to not be sexualized is insanely sexist to both Nuns and Priests. This type of total hate to the point you dont realise whos in your crosshairs is very reddity and 4chanish
dr_robotBones@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 125d
Funny, what I read in the news about priests is far from non-sexual.
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf · -1 pts · 124d
The news also has a page dedicated to Palantir and Israel
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf · -3 pts · 125d
we are all sinners indeed.
BannedVoice@lemmy.zip · -8 pts · 127d
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 127d
Also men while saying the above sticks dick in crazy