A couple of times I've grabbed an empty toilet roll tube, put my bell-in, and tilted the tube down 45 degrees to funnel the wee into the bowl. It works, but the tube collapses toward the end
Being 100% tmi real, in my experience people are poor judges of pressure and sensation on other bodies. I generally don't let my partners just go for it but maybe I'm an asshole
Yeah, someone said no when a woman asked to touch their penis. Totally realistic.
Yes, you can hold it when I pee. Yes, you can hold it while I'm making sandwiches. Yes, you can hold it while we're on the VelociCoaster at Islands of Adventure...
I wish, and it was early college, so I was sharing the bathroom with 3 other dudes. Had to fully clean the barely-passable but disgusting toilet, a 2 foot block around it, and the wall!
I've heard the shower is the best place to try this particular maneuver, and wholeheartedly agree
47 Comments
xkbx@startrek.website · 82 pts · 123d
I recommend practicing first in the shower. It doesn’t matter if you’re firing a pea shooter or a bazooka, the aim is not a gift innate to all
GorGor@startrek.website · 70 pts · 123d
truth. when a girl gets their chance to write their name they stop paying attention to things like dont point it at my fucking shoe.
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 123d
Even across two men, probably.
velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 72 pts · 123d
I've never realized I want to do this.
Brb.
dkppunk@piefed.social · 32 pts · 123d
Have done. Is fun.
Also, a She Wee or similar device is a decent alternative for vulva having folks to pee standing up.
velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 123d
I'm seriously going to ask my husband if I can when I get home lol
The She Wee!! What an amazing tool!
dkppunk@piefed.social · 14 pts · 123d
lol it’s been like 20 years since I did that. I hope your husband gets a good chuckle at it too.
She Wees are great for traveling and hiking!
Cort@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 123d
Just follow him to the bathroom, odds are pretty decent that he'll ask if you wanna hold it for him.
pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 122d
Keep us updated please
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 28 pts · 123d
Worse they can say is no, right?
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 123d
They could get scared and helicopter that shit all over the room and you. Like a Jackson Pollock painting.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 123d
I expect no less account of experience from MeatPilot, themself
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 123d
I dunno what man is saying no to their partner grabbing onto their junk
velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 44 pts · 123d
From what I've seen, boners and trying to piss don't play well together lol
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 123d
They don’t. I will sometimes have to sit down and lean over to get mine aimed safely into the bowl when I wake up with a rager.
velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 123d
Another lie pushed by Big Porn smh
I was expecting to be covered in a golden shower, not an intermittent stream because he kept getting hard again hahaha
NKBTN@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 122d
A couple of times I've grabbed an empty toilet roll tube, put my bell-in, and tilted the tube down 45 degrees to funnel the wee into the bowl. It works, but the tube collapses toward the end
M137@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 123d
You should always sit down, for yourself and others. This should be something all men do.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 123d
Being 100% tmi real, in my experience people are poor judges of pressure and sensation on other bodies. I generally don't let my partners just go for it but maybe I'm an asshole
deacon@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 123d
Hey it’s your junk. Gotta have boundaries.
DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 123d
I agree. Maybe she's a bad aim. Still worth it.
fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 123d
I think worst case you end up with a piss covered wall.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 123d
Hey. Some times you have to trust
birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 122d
"Trust me Jarvis, holding their dick to pee is CRITICAL to the plot."
Digit@lemmy.wtf · 8 pts · 122d
No.
There are far far worse.
We're getting a divorce.
I'm calling the police.
Wait until you mother hears what you just asked.
etc.
;D
[If you think that's lame... I pulled my punch. Scared of saying the more monstrous things that could be said.]
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 122d
🫂
not your fault man. I'll be here for you ✊️😔
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 122d
update?
DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works · 56 pts · 123d
Yeah, someone said no when a woman asked to touch their penis. Totally realistic.
Yes, you can hold it when I pee. Yes, you can hold it while I'm making sandwiches. Yes, you can hold it while we're on the VelociCoaster at Islands of Adventure...
Godric@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 123d
Let an ex do that once, she did not know how to aim :(
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 123d
Hope you were at her place
Godric@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 122d
Hope someone with a less loathsome names asks me that!
Digit@lemmy.wtf · 15 pts · 122d
Were you at her place?
Godric@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 122d
I wish, and it was early college, so I was sharing the bathroom with 3 other dudes. Had to fully clean the barely-passable but disgusting toilet, a 2 foot block around it, and the wall!
I've heard the shower is the best place to try this particular maneuver, and wholeheartedly agree
LostCarcosan@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 122d
Loathsome name? I never heard anything bad about anyone named Schmitler!
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 122d
Damn I forgot I should use my government name on the internet which is very serious
Godric@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 122d
OK, Adolf.
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 122d
It's a username on a website get over it
Godric@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 122d
OK, Adolf.
miked@piefed.social · 22 pts · 123d
It was her place so I said yes. I didn't care where it went. She did just fine
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 123d
Why "no"? Or am I just starved for penis attention?
TootSweet@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 123d
If there's a "babe" holding it, I'm not going to be able to pee.
Signtist@bookwyr.me · 12 pts · 123d
I can't even pee when someone else is in the same public restroom. I can't imagine trying to do it while someone's actively touching it.
BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social · 6 pts · 123d
And to contact the dead you need a Weeja board.
I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org · 6 pts · 123d
I have a penis. I started sitting down to pee about 15 years ago. It's much cleaner, eliminates the splash ring issue. I highly recommend it.
NKBTN@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 122d
At home, sure. Am less inclined in public toilets
RamenJunkie@midwest.social · 0 pts · 122d
Also touching a dick is totally gay, screw that.
I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org · 4 pts · 122d
I've spent a lifetime touching my dick and can confirm it made me totally gay. Well, bi.