This is some of the most over-dressed, under-cleavaged-nippled-camel-toed-or-ass-hanging-out gooner-bait I've seen in a minute, but maybe the fact I can say that means you're onto something.

It mostly amounts to you and I would be in seperate circles, but you do you.

rowdy@piefed.social · 29 pts · 146d (4 replies)

Right, which is why I said so I can block it. Not that it should be outright banned.

I’m just not interested in comics where the only ‘joke’ is slim thick mummy wants to fuck.

MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 146d (3 replies)

I thought the joke was that she forgot what Mummies do and made up something on the spot that just happens to suit her and her victim, this time.

EDIT: we don't get the victim's reaction. Not every dude's a monster-fucker wannabe.

rowdy@piefed.social · 12 pts · 146d (2 replies)

I see that as a generous interpretation. But to each their own.

I didn’t even mention the dude.

MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 146d (1 reply)

I checked myself on the dude.

BoosBeau@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 145d

Christ, will you people keep it down? Some of us are trying to masturbate in here!

Damarus@feddit.org · 20 pts · 146d (7 replies)

Imo it's just terribly dull content. I don't mind sexualized characters but if a comic has nothing else to offer, it's a pass.

MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de · -5 pts · 146d (6 replies)

Inspiring conversation and thought is far from "nothing else". I thought I had implied this one delivers fuck-all in the way of "sexualization" unless one is desperate or aversive, but I guess I'll make that statement explicit; It's not sexy unless that's what one is desperate to see or avoid.

I chuckled at this one for many reasons, not least of which because she would be dry, brittle, smelly, taste awful, voice probably horrifying, as well as delusional, dumb, or just inconsiderate to boot.

Whatever the case, not even a conversation first? On all but my worst days, I had more game than that, and could draw a mummy that doesn't look like a water-filled baloon too, but sure, all that's possibly going on with this one is innuendo.

Damarus@feddit.org · 19 pts · 146d (3 replies)

Red cheeks, extreme body-proportions, posing in the last panel with an obvious innuendo. Denying the sexualisation here is just ignorant.

MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de · -9 pts · 146d (2 replies)

Attempted, sure, but it very much requires specific audiences to land. Did you think the word "delivers" was in there to look pretty?

Damarus@feddit.org · 13 pts · 146d (1 reply)

Holy shit you're annoying

MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de · -5 pts · 146d

My first comment ended on the note that if you got your way, we would likely never interact again, and that that was fine by me. You didn't have to treat this thread like your last chance to save my soul or sell me the latest from Amway global, but here we are.

I'm not here to apologize that some rosy cheeks and a linen-wrapped body that's had its organs ripped-out doesn't do it for either of us. Maybe move on with your day rather than literally chasing things to annoy and then claim you were the one being annoyed-by.

CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 146d (1 reply)

The conversation depicted is so inspiring? lol what are you on

MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 145d

The conversation in the comments was inspired by the comic. Y'all reached deep to confuse yourselves on that one, and ignore what's right in front of you.

Grimy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 146d

Lemmy needs comprehensive tags in general.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 146d (9 replies)

Traditionally, mummies curse you and you die later.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 146d (7 replies)

How is that a curse, we will all die "later"

What's next. a curse to make you have to take a shit, and takes about a day to take effect.

4am@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 146d (3 replies)

Typically you die earlier than you would have, and in a slow and agonizing way. Or maybe suddenly, who fuckin knows.

But if you need to tell yourself that mummy didn’t actually do anything to you in order to sleep at night, all I can say is that we’ve all been there befo

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 146d (2 replies)

my life is already painful and miserable and will end at some point and there's no horny Mummy in my life.

Bongles@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 146d (1 reply)

Have you ever crossed paths with one? I don't think they stick around. Or ever pissed off an old witch?

Oh I know, you didn't forward those emails from back in the day did you? Ha, gets em every time.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 146d

Some of my best friends are witches. they are awesome. must be those chain emails

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 146d (1 reply)

I curse you to be thirsty every few hours!

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 146d

we are all looking at that webcomic. we are all thirsty already

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 146d

Because you die sooner than you would have otherwise.

socsa@piefed.social · 3 pts · 146d

Right, from too many orgasms.

Tattorack@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 146d (2 replies)

Eeewww... Mummies are just really dry embalmed zombies with their organs removed.

No thank you. I'm not into necrophilia.

LogicOverFeelings@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 146d

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. I'm not that desperate.

phx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 143d

Yeah, all things considered anyone without a very specific (and nasty) fetish is probably gonna have more luck getting off with a lint-filled dryer vent

bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 24 pts · 146d (1 reply)

Mummies are just zombies from a different socioeconomic background.

orbitz@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 146d

Heh zombie....but I was rich. Where's the manager?

BehindetheClouds@reddthat.com · 12 pts · 146d (1 reply)

Again with the gooning?

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 146d

it's like the fappening

the goonering!

Mothra@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 146d

The Ben10 hentai fanfic we didn't know we deserved

ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 146d