Magical liopleurodon

Shhhhhhuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn

Shuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnn...

My stomach was making the rumblies that only hands could satisfy.

You were head-butting children off the ship!

That, uh... that must've been horrifying to watch!

Then you started making out with the ice sculptures!

Well thank God that the children weren't on board to see it.

Thank goodness the children weren't alive to see that

Charlie! You look quite down

With your big sad eyes and your big sad frown

Life doesn't have to be so blueeeee!

Put a banana in your ear

A banana in my ear?

Put the right banana right into your favourite ear

It's true!

Says who?

A banana in your eeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeaaar

A maGical briDge of hoPe, and wonDer.....

ChaaaaaaRlieeeeeee.....ChaaaaaaaaRlieeeee....We're on a bridge, Chaaaaaarlieeee....

I like it when the red water comes out

I’ve come to enquire about your spoons.

Also

My spoon is too big, my spoon is too big. I am a bananaaaaaaaa

Omg. I’ve accessed a very old brain partition:

I’m beached es bru.

It has spoken

It has shown us the way

A magical leoplurodon!

CUDDLE FISH LOVE ME LOVE ME

That's Candy Mountain; Mountain of Candy

I still remember the first time I saw this in college, the reveal at the end of the video had me and my friends literally ROFL'ing. Actually on the floor with guttural laughter.

I always think of the car add where it goes behind the tree and the monster jumps out

On the bright side, you probably still have both your kidneys.

Zeeeeeee!

I thought that finale kind of ruined it. What made the originals fun was the fact that they were quick and absurd. We were just as confused as Charlie about why all of these nonsensical things were occurring. But the finale establishes a bunch of lore that retroactively explains logical reasons for all the absurd events/locations/characters. Of course, that "logic" pretty much always just boils down to "magic", but it is still taking some of the fun out of the absurdity.