I can tell you that the source material for the hair image is definitely not a beard. For it to have been a beard, it would either need much longer hairs starting about halfway from the top, or a chin that would make Thanos look like Michael Cera.
Gotta get that nutsack goatee. Neat little string of hair running down between the balls. Then slap a pair of sunglasses on top of your dick and you're ready for that ZZ Top concert
I wonder what the porn choice Venn Diagram of girls with a neatly trimmed landing strip and guys with a neckbeard would look like. Would they intersect at all? Would it be a circle? Who knows?
62 Comments
Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 79 pts · 99d
It is no different than a human.
You could also have a beard, but if your neck, chest and crotch are hairy, your beard is connected to your bush in one long stretch of body hair
MrLLM@ani.social · 41 pts · 99d
What a terrible day to be literate
Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 99d
Can confirm.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 9 pts · 99d
It’s like a crab super-highway!
Rusty@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 99d
Like Sean Connery in Zardoz.
cheeseburger@lemmy.ca · 68 pts · 99d
*Jigglymuff
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 99d
You win today's internet LOL point.
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 10 pts · 99d
I think this is the winner
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 45 pts · 100d
Yes.
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip · 34 pts · 99d
How do I delete someone else's post?
kewwwi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 99d
Quantenteilchen@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 99d
Becoming a mod. You still have time to save hundreds!
jaaake@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 99d
I can tell you that the source material for the hair image is definitely not a beard. For it to have been a beard, it would either need much longer hairs starting about halfway from the top, or a chin that would make Thanos look like Michael Cera.
Echolynx@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 99d
Yeah, they clearly used the pubic triangle to make a not very subtle point.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 99d
Heh. Point.
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 99d
OK I GUESS IT IS TIME TO QUIT THE INTERNET FOREVER BYE EVERYONE
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 23 pts · 100d
Jigglylandingstrip
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 99d
It's so other pokemon can find the jussy
homes@piefed.world · 3 pts · 100d
Still not an answer
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 4 pts · 99d
Oh, but it is.
It's the answer you didn't know you were looking for
Dasus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 99d
Landing strip + soul patch = landing patch..? Or alternatively, soul strip.
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 2 pts · 99d
I like soul strip, never heard that one before
Dasus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 99d
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 16 pts · 99d
That is a jiggly tuft.
watson387@sopuli.xyz · 16 pts · 99d
Is a beard not just a mouth bush?
markz@suppo.fi · 17 pts · 99d
What is a bush, if not just a genital beard
watson387@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 99d
Exactly
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 99d
Gotta get that nutsack goatee. Neat little string of hair running down between the balls. Then slap a pair of sunglasses on top of your dick and you're ready for that ZZ Top concert
markz@suppo.fi · 2 pts · 99d
I think I'd like a goatee that also encircles the mouth
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 15 pts · 99d
One question: Why, why did you do this?
HexesofVexes@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 99d
percent@infosec.pub · 14 pts · 99d
It's chest hair
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 99d
ಠ益ಠ
It's cursed, that's what it is!
Gladaed@feddit.org · 10 pts · 99d
It being triangular in that shape and density distribution means it is clearly one and not the other.
Hotzmon@fedinsfw.app · 8 pts · 100d
both can be true
Daysofcoleco@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 99d
Beaush
RedMari@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 99d
It would be a crime against humanity
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 99d
*Pokemonity.
billwashere@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 99d
This makes me uncomfortable for so many reasons.
Bytemeister@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 99d
It's obviously chest hair.
1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 99d
Someone give em a little goatee
Edit: nvm, I got it
M137@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 99d
ಠ_ಠ
➿️
Draegur@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 99d
That is a "happy trail" connecting beard to bush down the entire chest.
sparky@lemmy.federate.cc · 5 pts · 99d
This is my most reluctant upvote in a while.
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 99d
Beard since everybody knows pokemon only have one hole.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 99d
You mean like a tube or a cup?
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 99d
Cup
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 99d
Happy trail
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 99d
Honestly looks too low to be a beard. Most beards start closer to the mouth.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 99d
It could be a neckbeard.
One way to be sure would be to check its browser history.
Dasus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 99d
I wonder what the porn choice Venn Diagram of girls with a neatly trimmed landing strip and guys with a neckbeard would look like. Would they intersect at all? Would it be a circle? Who knows?
guy@piefed.social · 4 pts · 99d
Now there's a jigglypuff with some chest hair.
anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 99d
Both?
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 99d
Really hope this doesn't awaken anything in me. Enough interwebs for today.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 99d
the GIANT/ancient version is basically jigglypuff hitting puberty.
SoyTDI@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 99d
Nanimon.
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 99d
It depends. What did you search for to get the picture of the hair...
::: spoiler That being said
I haven't seen facial hair that looks like that :::
durably465@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 99d
Depend if blowjob beard. If missionary bush.
Uri@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 99d
I want to kill you now
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 98d
No genitalia, so it's just general body hair.
MrNesser@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 99d
Any bush is a beard if your brave enough
Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 99d
My wife first saw it and said, "That's not just chest hair?" So I'm gonna have to go with that.